Zach, buddy, how are you this stupid?

You’ve had 2 and a half centuries.

Any guess on when you’re going to arrive at a system that doesn’t depend on the wholesale senseless slaughter of innocents?

Just give us an ETA.

Can I design the clothes they wear?

I’ve got an idea.

If you’re over a “10”, someone else will close the peanut butter lid for you.

Where is our Moses who will lead the Dodgers back to Brooklyn?

Need more

“Sure, they’ll continue to murder innocent people in pursuit of capital gains, but …”

It must cost an arm and a leg …

I imagine they’ve been collateralized and the debt instruments sorted into “tranches”. The actual physical objects? … probably in a landfill.

By the handful, right out of the bag.

Takes me back.