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Melissa Louise
@emoseal.bsky.social
weird little sea creature who likes making monsters and being a goof / emoseal.com

cis/she/pan🌈
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My name is Melissa Louise, a.k.a. EmoSeal 🦭

I love drawing and sewing 🪡, monsters of all kinds 😈, staring at the ocean 🌊, making playlists 🎶, being bad at video games 🎮, and eating bagels 🥯

www.emoseal.com
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- all popes are bad
- chicago rave pope is incredibly funny to me, a guy who lives in chicago and used to go to raves before i got old and washed and barely able to do the punk matinee
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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yonic the hedgehog
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Hey everyone, I've had a couple of unplanned medical expenses come up this month, so I'm opening my commissions for 3 slots!

I'm also open for covers and professional work!

Thank you ✨

ko-fi.com/vashtheartis...
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
it's just like that @cheekface.bsky.social song
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 21,1952
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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New print prep for VIECC weekend! Find me in B halle, Booth 285!
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
it's my birthday 😌🎉
Adding this to my pinned thread since I am perpetually broke 😌

PayPal: emoseal
Venmo: emoseal
CashApp: TheEmoSeal
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/emoseal
Support EmoSeal
Support EmoSeal
ko-fi.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Happy Eevee day~!
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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🌿 weeds in the garden...?

#b3d #pokemon #art
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Fish woman friday? God I wish it was friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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🌙 moon & star ⭐️

#myart #ArtistOnBluesky
January 5, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i guess it's been 14 years since the music video i was in came out, i'm crumbling to dust

youtu.be/SKyxKXBK3OM
Zoe Boekbinder | Salt Water
YouTube video by Zoe Boekbinder
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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We went to Florida together and made dead wife content.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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“We turn our hearts into museums of the people that we love to keep them alive inside us.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if you're wondering how i'm doing, pop mart cracked me and now me and this gal have matching shark slippers
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
focusing on the positives: got free breakfast, someone else is taking care of an errand for me tomorrow, re-dyeing my hair so i will stop being annoyed about that, got 2 library books i'm hyped about, and fixed a banking thing ahead of a bill hitting later this month
did a bunch of cleaning while waiting on someone else to get up and eat breakfast/run errands with me and they STILL aren't up, why must i be cursed to wake up before 7am even on the weekend
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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on.soundcloud.com/ssgYINl7cKv0...

did i post this here lol this was fun
liminal cake
every idea is a good idea
soundcloud.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the follow-up to this is: got the package replaced, then today, heard a man outside call my name three times (???), obviously fucking ignored that! and then found a package that looks suspiciously like the one that initially went missing outside a minute ago 💀
the only thing worse than wasting money on frivolous stuff and then immediately getting hit with an expense and being full of regret

is coming home the day the stuff should have been delivered and not being able to find the package anywhere and having to assume one of your neighbors stole it
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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$25 for a three-color portrait illustration (left)

$20 for a two-color portrait illustration (right)

you provide the photo you want me to draw over

no full-body drawings

DM me for info

thank you!
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i don't have photo evidence of hash brown, but here is the seagull horking down a burrito.

i would also like to note that it hung out for a while after getting the whole thing down and carefully picked up every crumb it missed before flying into the water to clean its face, 10/10
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM