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OpenAI just hired a guy from Insta and Twitter to be their CPO and the former head of NextDoor to be their CFO. This gives some credence to the notion that Sam Altman wants to build his own version of Twitter/Insta so he can harvest the data without paying anyone. Hard no from me dawg.
June 10, 2024 at 7:51 PM
OpenAI just hired a guy from Insta and Twitter to be their CPO and the former head of NextDoor to be their CFO. This gives some credence to the notion that Sam Altman wants to build his own version of Twitter/Insta so he can harvest the data without paying anyone. Hard no from me dawg.
Cosplay planning. Feeling imposter syndrome, body dysmorphia, and like I am planning over my skill level.
October 3, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Cosplay planning. Feeling imposter syndrome, body dysmorphia, and like I am planning over my skill level.
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occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!
October 1, 2023 at 10:12 AM
occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!
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Musk being on a nativist arc when he himself is an immigrant who survives on government subsidies and fathers a bunch of kids he doesn’t take care of really sandblasts any plausible deniability about the extent to which this is just a racial thing
September 30, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Musk being on a nativist arc when he himself is an immigrant who survives on government subsidies and fathers a bunch of kids he doesn’t take care of really sandblasts any plausible deniability about the extent to which this is just a racial thing
Someone in the airport told me covid is over and asked why I’m wearing a mask.
I told him it’s because I’m ugly. 😊
I told him it’s because I’m ugly. 😊
September 30, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Someone in the airport told me covid is over and asked why I’m wearing a mask.
I told him it’s because I’m ugly. 😊
I told him it’s because I’m ugly. 😊
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an incredible tweet from Musk
the funeral assistance that AOC is referencing here is re: COVID-19 deaths
…something that Elon Musk himself consistently spreads massive disinformation & anti-vaccine sentiment about
contributing to the very deaths he’s telling her to prevent
the funeral assistance that AOC is referencing here is re: COVID-19 deaths
…something that Elon Musk himself consistently spreads massive disinformation & anti-vaccine sentiment about
contributing to the very deaths he’s telling her to prevent
September 28, 2023 at 2:53 PM
an incredible tweet from Musk
the funeral assistance that AOC is referencing here is re: COVID-19 deaths
…something that Elon Musk himself consistently spreads massive disinformation & anti-vaccine sentiment about
contributing to the very deaths he’s telling her to prevent
the funeral assistance that AOC is referencing here is re: COVID-19 deaths
…something that Elon Musk himself consistently spreads massive disinformation & anti-vaccine sentiment about
contributing to the very deaths he’s telling her to prevent
I have been thinking about how to change my career all week because this can’t be forever
September 28, 2023 at 1:12 PM
I have been thinking about how to change my career all week because this can’t be forever
today i found a junonia 🥰
September 27, 2023 at 12:13 AM
today i found a junonia 🥰
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US RESIDENTS: you can now receive 4 more FREE rapid COVID test kits from the government!! special.usps.com/testkits
COVID Home Tests | USPS
COVID Home Tests | USPS
special.usps.com
September 25, 2023 at 2:13 PM
US RESIDENTS: you can now receive 4 more FREE rapid COVID test kits from the government!! special.usps.com/testkits
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"what if a bowl of instant ramen could have 20 grams of protein" well what if god is dead? what if a rotting corpse sits atop the throne of heaven? what then
September 25, 2023 at 2:05 PM
"what if a bowl of instant ramen could have 20 grams of protein" well what if god is dead? what if a rotting corpse sits atop the throne of heaven? what then
frosted lipstick
that’s it. that’s the post.
that’s it. that’s the post.
September 23, 2023 at 5:08 PM
frosted lipstick
that’s it. that’s the post.
that’s it. that’s the post.
me: mom can we get the new mortal kombat?
mom: no we have mortal kombat at home
MK at home:
mom: no we have mortal kombat at home
MK at home:
September 22, 2023 at 3:04 PM
me: mom can we get the new mortal kombat?
mom: no we have mortal kombat at home
MK at home:
mom: no we have mortal kombat at home
MK at home:
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This meal just cost me $78 at the Newark airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 21, 2023 at 2:47 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at the Newark airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 21, 2023 at 3:55 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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i like this one a lot but also i've written like 600 articles so i'm sure i'm forgetting one i like more hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
When Asked What Han Solo's Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die”
Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…
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September 20, 2023 at 8:08 PM
i like this one a lot but also i've written like 600 articles so i'm sure i'm forgetting one i like more hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
The lunch of a sad American keyboard toucher
September 20, 2023 at 4:58 PM
The lunch of a sad American keyboard toucher
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giving myself lead poisoning to better bond with my parents
September 20, 2023 at 3:59 AM
giving myself lead poisoning to better bond with my parents
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Jigsaw: your tenacity is admirable Jonathan. you’ve beaten my game
Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one
Jigsaw:
Jigsaw: what
Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!
Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one
Jigsaw:
Jigsaw: what
Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!
September 19, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Jigsaw: your tenacity is admirable Jonathan. you’ve beaten my game
Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one
Jigsaw:
Jigsaw: what
Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!
Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one
Jigsaw:
Jigsaw: what
Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!
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PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗
Bridge Access Program | CDCCenters for Disease Control and Prevention. CDC twenty four seven. Saving...
www.cdc.gov
September 19, 2023 at 9:20 PM
PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗
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If the Fetterman body double thing is a "conspiracy theory", then explain this. You can't.
September 20, 2023 at 1:22 AM
If the Fetterman body double thing is a "conspiracy theory", then explain this. You can't.
Omg 😶😶😶
September 19, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Omg 😶😶😶
The anxiety of trying to find and refollow everyone from bird app
September 19, 2023 at 3:31 AM
The anxiety of trying to find and refollow everyone from bird app