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Emily Egan
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America’s favorite late-night dybbuk
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As Black History Month begins, we honor the generations of Black New Yorkers who built this city into the “gorgeous mosaic” we call home.

Today, we reflect on the words of Mayor David Dinkins: our city’s first Black mayor (and a democratic socialist!).
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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It’s like if Teapot Dome, Watergate, Kent State, Credit Mobilier, and Iran Contra had all happened in the same week.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Bari said “let’s do the fucking news” and Tony said “let’s call my mom” and Bari said “great, that sounds like the news” because she’s never actually worked on the news
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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bars
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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whats some good movies that involve a lot of nazis dying
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Big Fish with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Now this, THIS is true Nazi shit— force the üntermenschen to feed you a fine meal, then you send them off to the camps
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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all between must be profound darkness and nothingness
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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become ungovernable
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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ESPECIALLY NOW in a world completely drowning in propaganda and misinformation and disinformation it is SO IMPORTANT to cite our sources and ask people to do so as well.

We HAVE to know where information comes from and we have to always be firm about asking.
If I ask you to cite your sources and you get offended I’m just gonna go ahead and assume you don’t have any.
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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American history is just 'you let a motherfucker shenan once and sure enough they'll shenan again' ad infinitum

Actions need to have consequences
Once again, one of the primary reasons we have arrived at this point (completely out-of-control & unconstitutional abuse of executive power to conduct wildly illegal foreign policy) is that no one, including the most senior people involved, went to jail for the rest of their lives for Iran-Contra.
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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nyc at 11:59: the mayor 😤🤬
nyc at 12:00: the mayor 🤩🥵
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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it must have felt so good to be the digital media manager when the word came down to unschedule the piece from the 60 minutes feed but no one said anything about unscheduling it from the international website
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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i just had an encounter with bariwise the dancing clown in the sewers underneath cbs studios
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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final impressions: it was more faithful than most adaptations, and had a lively, gothic glam-rock aesthetic that made up for a lot. also including the polar bits is a +100 in my book and you see oscar isaac's butt
hell yeah it's frankenstein time

<chanting> polar exploration hell yes
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM