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Tuna salad with a big fuck off glob of chili crisp in it is just a god tier dinner.
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Tuna salad with a big fuck off glob of chili crisp in it is just a god tier dinner.
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I genuinely forgot that government can do good things expediently, not just evil shit. like what do you mean you did something good w/o a multi-year public comment period and 1,000 consultants watering it down into nothing. we can just do good stuff? we could have been doing that this whole time??
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I genuinely forgot that government can do good things expediently, not just evil shit. like what do you mean you did something good w/o a multi-year public comment period and 1,000 consultants watering it down into nothing. we can just do good stuff? we could have been doing that this whole time??
Look, they had both Brett Western Wallace and the Leopold and Loeb correctional facility for boys, what was I supposed to do.
They made normal people give a shit about Archie comics. ARCHIE. bsky.app/profile/burg...
Demographic actively begging to be exploited for money, it's shooting fish in a barrel and the studios still hesitate.
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Look, they had both Brett Western Wallace and the Leopold and Loeb correctional facility for boys, what was I supposed to do.
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Got a report from a reader just now of a bicyclist that has died after hitting a pothole near SE Division and 52nd. I have not confirmed w PPB and they haven’t made any statement yet. Pls lmk if u have more info.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Got a report from a reader just now of a bicyclist that has died after hitting a pothole near SE Division and 52nd. I have not confirmed w PPB and they haven’t made any statement yet. Pls lmk if u have more info.
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Ok those plastic shaker tops on your spices? I got rid of all mine and I feel so free
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Ok those plastic shaker tops on your spices? I got rid of all mine and I feel so free
Rode my bike to class today, didn't get hit by a car, did discover the limits of my paniers for backpack-carrying, and did violate my own personal principals a teeny tiny bit by solving that problem with a backpack panier purchase. (I purchased it from another retailer but look at it, it's cute.)
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www.pocampo.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Rode my bike to class today, didn't get hit by a car, did discover the limits of my paniers for backpack-carrying, and did violate my own personal principals a teeny tiny bit by solving that problem with a backpack panier purchase. (I purchased it from another retailer but look at it, it's cute.)
I do love that ad a side quest for God, we just evolved a rat that really fucking hates the sound of running water and is going to do something about it.
2025 was mostly garbage, but there were some good moments.
One of my favorites was when a family of beavers built a dam in just a few days, saving the Czech Republic 30 million Czech koruna (US$1.2 million) for a wetland restoration project the government had been planning for 7 years. 🦫 🌿
One of my favorites was when a family of beavers built a dam in just a few days, saving the Czech Republic 30 million Czech koruna (US$1.2 million) for a wetland restoration project the government had been planning for 7 years. 🦫 🌿
These eager beavers saved the Czech government $1.2 million
After plans stalled for a new dam in the Czech Republic, eight beavers saved the day seemingly overnight. “At this point, nothing that beavers do surprises me.”
www.nationalgeographic.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I do love that ad a side quest for God, we just evolved a rat that really fucking hates the sound of running water and is going to do something about it.
Went to the art museum today and they really did a nice job with the revamp and we saw a great exhibit about a Japanese print artist.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Went to the art museum today and they really did a nice job with the revamp and we saw a great exhibit about a Japanese print artist.
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I was also thinking while attempting to fall asleep last night about how most people of my generation who aren’t from his area learned who Bernie Sanders was for being the only holdout in a 99-to-1 vote against the Iraq War
like I’m so mad at Schumer and yet not at all surprised
oil’s bipartisan
like I’m so mad at Schumer and yet not at all surprised
oil’s bipartisan
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I was also thinking while attempting to fall asleep last night about how most people of my generation who aren’t from his area learned who Bernie Sanders was for being the only holdout in a 99-to-1 vote against the Iraq War
like I’m so mad at Schumer and yet not at all surprised
oil’s bipartisan
like I’m so mad at Schumer and yet not at all surprised
oil’s bipartisan
In the face of nothing else to do I’m leaving voicemails with my national elected and also called 311 to get the contact info for PBOT’s bike lane guy to complain about signaling on the new 4th Ave bike lane because that at least seems fixable.
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
In the face of nothing else to do I’m leaving voicemails with my national elected and also called 311 to get the contact info for PBOT’s bike lane guy to complain about signaling on the new 4th Ave bike lane because that at least seems fixable.
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What's left to say? May everyone involved in dropping bombs on Venezuela be punished swiftly and finally in pursuit of a just society and a lasting architecture of peace.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 AM
What's left to say? May everyone involved in dropping bombs on Venezuela be punished swiftly and finally in pursuit of a just society and a lasting architecture of peace.
Making a pot roast style pork shoulder for dinner and goddamn does the house smell nice.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Making a pot roast style pork shoulder for dinner and goddamn does the house smell nice.
That list of things kids cant do anymore is wild to me because like I didn’t learn how rotary phones worked as a child and I’m 34. We’re fine dropping that one.
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
That list of things kids cant do anymore is wild to me because like I didn’t learn how rotary phones worked as a child and I’m 34. We’re fine dropping that one.
I love behind the scenes Muppet content bc it’s a combo of both getting shots through really interesting technical innovation with remote puppeteering etc, and also sometimes the puppeteer is willing to do sort of horribly uncomfortable shit to cram into the scene in a diving bell or whatever.
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I love behind the scenes Muppet content bc it’s a combo of both getting shots through really interesting technical innovation with remote puppeteering etc, and also sometimes the puppeteer is willing to do sort of horribly uncomfortable shit to cram into the scene in a diving bell or whatever.
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I bought a (used) one of those housecoats that Mark Zuckerber’s wife has and though she’s evil, she has great taste in home gear; this thing is great for being ruinously hung over.
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I bought a (used) one of those housecoats that Mark Zuckerber’s wife has and though she’s evil, she has great taste in home gear; this thing is great for being ruinously hung over.
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it's the year of linux on your desktop [threat]
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
it's the year of linux on your desktop [threat]
Reddit needs to give me the option to hide the weird egg subreddit until I am no longer hungover, Jesus Christ.
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Reddit needs to give me the option to hide the weird egg subreddit until I am no longer hungover, Jesus Christ.
I had a genuinely extremely nice time celebrating NYE with the little dudes who are my friends in animal crossing. devs killed it.
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I had a genuinely extremely nice time celebrating NYE with the little dudes who are my friends in animal crossing. devs killed it.
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Watching Labyrinth, classic NYE movie.
January 1, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Watching Labyrinth, classic NYE movie.
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
Just learned that my boyfriend and I have both separately been going into the bedroom to tell the cat we love him when we get up to go pee.
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Just learned that my boyfriend and I have both separately been going into the bedroom to tell the cat we love him when we get up to go pee.
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and me, who it did NOT kill
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
and me, who it did NOT kill