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Em
@emasinmoney.bsky.social
a sometimes-likable character
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a friend sent me this earlier saying it made her brain itch, because edward/jacob are from the same book but xaden/(dain) and rhys/(tamlin) are from different books
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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i am incredibly over 30 and i know zero things about life bc i am a very young baby, next question
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Overheard in the music section of a Barnes and Noble: “I’ve had it with this bebop horseshit” and I respect you, time traveling jazz purist from the 1940s.
January 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
the internet lied to me again. i thought yall said babygirl was a sexy movie.
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
January 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
sometimes i think of that time my friend sent me a screenshot that said "do you really love the found family trope, or is it just life altering to you that maybe someone would choose to show up for you without being obligated" and i sobbed for a day and a half
January 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
completely straight women don't make any sense to me. like have you SEEN other women?? you're telling me you really don't even wanna makeout a little? idk babe it kinda sounds like you're letting the patriarchy win, but whatevs i guess
December 31, 2024 at 7:59 AM
i love it when everybody in the book is bisexual. it's so cozy 🥰
December 28, 2024 at 12:08 AM
wait a minute. I KNOW THAT SONG.
December 25, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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Who up parumpin they pumpum?
December 19, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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*posts 36 times in an hour then disappears for a month
December 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
"saying 'i love you' first gives the other person too much power" um no, sorry. unfortunately, nobody gets to be in charge of me talking
December 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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I'm not here for your entertainment.

Wait.

That's exactly why I'm here.

Carry on.
December 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Let people know how much you hate them this Christmas
December 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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I think I should win the lottery
December 19, 2024 at 1:51 AM
literally living my dreams (the trick is just make up really weird dreams)
December 19, 2024 at 12:54 AM
how it started // how it's going:
December 19, 2024 at 12:50 AM
i could never be polyamorous

not for like, moral reasons or anything... it's just that i don't like ensemble casts
December 13, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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Bathrobes are super weird. I’m going to get one.
December 7, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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What a time to barely be alive
December 1, 2024 at 10:00 PM