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robyn! 🐀 ⚧️ΘΔ🇵🇸
@elvishcynicism.bsky.social
25 | Acolyte of Ohio | she/it | AuDHD | 158cm | ΘΔ | minors dni

I post about dumb shit. M:tG, music, and general nonsense.

https://kortran.net
...holy fucking shit.

10/10, I'm speechless.
June 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Go on, TAKE IT!!!
November 30, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2024 at 5:46 PM
haven't been posting much in terms of music stuff cause I've been stuck on Ween for like a month lmao

so to break out of the rut, I'm asking y'all to reply w genres for me to dig around in and find some new gems. the more niche or specific the better. I'll make a thread reviewing what i find!
November 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...
November 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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[Batman at McDonald's]
What's your chicken sandwich called?

-A McChicken

And the rib sandwich?

-A McRib

[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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very hot tip: if you see this shit in the store buy it. it’s peak refreshment. mixes perfectly with gin if you’re into that kind of thing. i get it at aldi but imagine it’s elsewhere

this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
blooski's really poppin off now holy moly
November 18, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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i have no plans to behave any different just because i'm on a slightly different website
November 15, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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November 1, 2024 at 10:47 PM
damn guess im older now
November 15, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 7:28 AM
I will say the only annoying thing about the lack of an algorithm is this behavior I've learned from other platforms where I see a cool post and go "oh sick, am I following them?" because on here the answer is always yes
October 24, 2024 at 10:26 PM
rats rats
October 24, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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I'd love to pay Bluesky if they have non-algorithmically intrusive premium features like:

- Animated gif pfps
- Animated gif banners
- Customizable pfp shapes and frames
- Custom emojis
- Custom handles
- Slightly faster media upload
- Can opt-in for beta features
- A fancy badge
As Bluesky continues to pick up momentum and it becomes inevitable that the devs will need to monetize, I reeeeeally hope that they go down the path of monetizing premium features for creators and not dumb social engineering like Twitter. I'd more than happily pay for premium video/audio features.
October 21, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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very funny how transparently a grift everything tesla does is because when they need actual capacity, efficiency, and speed, they build a train.
October 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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We made a comic about dogs.
October 21, 2024 at 10:18 PM
actually frothing at the mouth in excitement for the noise show I'm checking out in a couple weeks
October 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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this is the type of nimby shit I’m on
October 19, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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i still haven't ever done real commissions I've only done shit like this
October 18, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky

Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."

Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
October 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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the best part about more people using bluesky is that "no seriously, it's way better please join already i'm not kidding i actually have fun most days online" sounds less insane every day.
October 18, 2024 at 8:22 AM