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Elplebian
@elplebian.bsky.social
Airbrusher, Paint Cultist, Afflicted. IC#1509 Kitoff Helper. Antifa. Hobby blog at www.theaett.com
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I’m going to uninstall Bluesky. It’s just turned into another political doomscroll saturating me with rage & hate for Hairpiece Hitler, Toad of Totenkopf hall + their poundshop “patriots” from the shallow end of either side of the transatlantic gene pool.

I’ll still post hobby at www.theaett.com
The Aett
ætt/ätt (pronounced [ˈæːt]:-Old Norse) Lair, Hearth, Den
www.theaett.com
I’m going to uninstall Bluesky. It’s just turned into another political doomscroll saturating me with rage & hate for Hairpiece Hitler, Toad of Totenkopf hall + their poundshop “patriots” from the shallow end of either side of the transatlantic gene pool.

I’ll still post hobby at www.theaett.com
The Aett
ætt/ätt (pronounced [ˈæːt]:-Old Norse) Lair, Hearth, Den
www.theaett.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Lost the last one at #warfest5 so needed a new one ready for camping and robust discussion at #warfest6
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”

“Caracas?”

“not according to his doctors”
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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My New Year's resolution is 300 dpi.
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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Another drokkin' year
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Guys guys guys, I found the archive of the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures (it's not an achievement, they've not hidden them) - you can watch every single one since they started televising them in the 60s:

www.rigb.org/christmas-le...

I love watching them every year, now I can see them all!
Watch the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES archive
Watch all the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES back to 1966, when the lectures were first televised.
www.rigb.org
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
QRP with something Watery. (Not shit American tea or lager)
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Judge Dredd exposed as squishy liberal in British citizenship debate shock
December 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I was Spartacus
i played the lava in Terminator 2 and melted down both Robert Patrick AND Arnold Schwarzenegger
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I could post Sooooooo many, Black album, load, reload, garage inc, Dookie, nimrod, Blood sugar sex magik, down on the upside, RATM, no more tears, and out come the wolves, fear of the dark, cracked rear view, S.C.I.E.N.C.E, Aenima….basically 99% of my music collection.
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Queuing for cheese at Nicholson’s in Helmsley behind Thom Yorke of Radiohead fame..
Oliver Stone rather rudely refused to give me an autograph.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Breakfast at Greggs
#makeafilmcheaper
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Scharnhorst, 26th December 1943, colourised
a baby is standing in front of a bathroom mirror .
Alt: That gif of a toddler running into a room and exiting at high speed
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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It’s okay to spend Christmas Day alone.
It’s okay to spend it painting miniatures listening to your favourite episodes of a podcast or audiobook.
It’s okay to spend it watching a movie or series that reminds you of them.
Spend today for you, be it alone, with family found or otherwise.
Do it for you
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
As a total & lifelong @metallica.com fan I’m wondering, given the geopolitical climate around Mango Mussolini & his ICE(cream guzzling) freedumb munching gravy seals; has anyone covered “Don’t Tread on Me” as “No step on Snek”??
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Got the Tomcat up on a high shelf to keep her out o’t road for Xmas. Means I can get a good shot of her underside oooer missis. #talktomegoose #topgun #Tamiya #1/48th #Grumman #F-14a #Tomcat #modelaircraft #modelmaking #ilovethesmellofextrathininthemorning #Hatakalacquers #mrlevellingthinner
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@almurray.bsky.social Grandad was Vian’s valet. Never went into battle without a Bronx Cocktail, regardless of the time of the op. (Vian that is, not Grandad) Also got a star-shell casing given to Grandad by Vian on the evening of D-Day
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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the Baileys coffee is on the canvas, i think it's a knockout
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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🔥 @zackpolanski.bsky.social has been on fire since he became Green Party leader.

🔟 Here's what we think are his Top 10 Greatest Hits of 2025.
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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via Expose Racism
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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2521 years ago, on the 17th of December 497 BCE, the first Saturnalia festival was celebrated in ancient Rome. It served as the dedication anniversary of the Temple to Saturn. The festival was later expanded to last 7 days, until the 23rd, coinciding with the winter solstice. #otd #history 🗃️
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM