Elplebian
@elplebian.bsky.social
Airbrusher, Paint Cultist, Afflicted. IC#1509 Kitoff Helper. Antifa. Hobby blog at www.theaett.com
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
As undeniably sexy as the F86 is, it’s not the sexiest thing to come about due to the events of 1776. That honour goes to the cavalry sabre, as wielded by Lord Sharpe of Bean. Lord protector of Yorkshire, warden of Gondor, Uruk arrow-magnet & shitty train engineer. #sabresaturday #bastard #sharpe
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As undeniably sexy as the F86 is, it’s not the sexiest thing to come about due to the events of 1776. That honour goes to the cavalry sabre, as wielded by Lord Sharpe of Bean. Lord protector of Yorkshire, warden of Gondor, Uruk arrow-magnet & shitty train engineer. #sabresaturday #bastard #sharpe
Given that he’s constantly surrounded by Cocks, Cunts, Tits and arseholes I wonder if Nigel Farage feels like he lives in a porn film.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Given that he’s constantly surrounded by Cocks, Cunts, Tits and arseholes I wonder if Nigel Farage feels like he lives in a porn film.
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This whole "you're not mentally ill you're just weak" bollocks being pumped out by the BBC this morning is really really dangerous.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
This whole "you're not mentally ill you're just weak" bollocks being pumped out by the BBC this morning is really really dangerous.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
If you're finding life hard to handle, please please please seek help.
Your GP won't be one of the anonymous wankers telling the BBC that you're wasting their time.
But the ever-increasing demands of modern existence are the aetiology of so much mental illness, we weren’t meant to live like this, our evolution can’t keep pace with societal change.
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
But the ever-increasing demands of modern existence are the aetiology of so much mental illness, we weren’t meant to live like this, our evolution can’t keep pace with societal change.
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Not many people know this, but Hawker Hurricanes sniff each other's droppings to assess fitness, dominance and breeding condition...
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Not many people know this, but Hawker Hurricanes sniff each other's droppings to assess fitness, dominance and breeding condition...
This needs to be called out for what it is:- Fascism. Forced ‘repatriation’ is straight out of Oswald Mosely. Whoever this rat faced little cunt is wants a good fucking hiding.
A prime example of how the far right can never be appeased. Give them whatever they demand and they’ll bank it, then use it as a new base camp to strike out for more and worse.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This needs to be called out for what it is:- Fascism. Forced ‘repatriation’ is straight out of Oswald Mosely. Whoever this rat faced little cunt is wants a good fucking hiding.
“Oh fuck off”
Most days I don't really talk to anyone tbh let alone 20 times.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
“Oh fuck off”
Bedroom window looks like the wife & I died in some unfortunate reading accident…
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Bedroom window looks like the wife & I died in some unfortunate reading accident…
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🎉 We've now hit £200,000!
📈 It keeps going up and up so we've set a new stretch target!
🙌🏼 Thank you to everyone who's donated.
💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
📈 It keeps going up and up so we've set a new stretch target!
🙌🏼 Thank you to everyone who's donated.
💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
Hope is here: help us deliver it
Hope is here. In just 5 hours, we hit our £100,000 target. We're upping our target. Let's take the fight to Reform in May.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
🎉 We've now hit £200,000!
📈 It keeps going up and up so we've set a new stretch target!
🙌🏼 Thank you to everyone who's donated.
💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
📈 It keeps going up and up so we've set a new stretch target!
🙌🏼 Thank you to everyone who's donated.
💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/hopeishere
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The nails are singing. Fuck are they singing at the moment. Make them stop, it’s exhausting.
The nails are singing. Fuck are they singing at the moment. Make them stop, it’s exhausting.
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
(Image by “capable self” on Reddit)
The nails are singing. Fuck are they singing at the moment. Make them stop, it’s exhausting.
The nails are singing. Fuck are they singing at the moment. Make them stop, it’s exhausting.
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Vote Accordingly.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Vote Accordingly.
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Fairly certain Kemi Badenoch is hoping that nobody has noticed this.
Pretty brazen...
Pretty brazen...
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Fairly certain Kemi Badenoch is hoping that nobody has noticed this.
Pretty brazen...
Pretty brazen...
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November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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What do these corporations have in common?
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What do these corporations have in common?
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
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When Farage decided to write a letter to the Reformorons:
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When Farage decided to write a letter to the Reformorons:
I’d rather vote for Erebus than the ‘R’ party. This is how we beat the fascists not pander to them. No appeasement. Just mobilisation like our Grandparents did. (minus the millions of tonnes of ordnance; although we could use *some* to send Nigel & his poundshop blackshirt cronies to Mars.)
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I’d rather vote for Erebus than the ‘R’ party. This is how we beat the fascists not pander to them. No appeasement. Just mobilisation like our Grandparents did. (minus the millions of tonnes of ordnance; although we could use *some* to send Nigel & his poundshop blackshirt cronies to Mars.)
Use only one art piece to convince people to follow you!
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Use only one art piece to convince people to follow you!
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Here’s The S*n’s pathetic, microscopic apology for one of the biggest lies in modern British politics - the “benefits tourism” fairy tale that conned millions and helped drag us into Brexit. They poison democracy with front-page lies, then whisper “sorry” in tiny print.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Here’s The S*n’s pathetic, microscopic apology for one of the biggest lies in modern British politics - the “benefits tourism” fairy tale that conned millions and helped drag us into Brexit. They poison democracy with front-page lies, then whisper “sorry” in tiny print.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?