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Elplebian
@elplebian.bsky.social
Airbrusher, Paint Cultist, Afflicted. IC#1509 Kitoff Helper. Antifa. Hobby blog at www.theaett.com
I thought *I* was a twatmagnet but you’re a different league!
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
@waitmanwbeorn.com my dude, you are like catnip for cranks. How the hell do you do it. Your block-list could populate the idiocracy state of DunningKrugeria!
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’d go Gatling blasters if they were an option
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
With the correct loadout too.
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hnnnnnnnnggggg
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fuck em. (Not literally, you’ll just end up with over-entitled spoilt miniature versions of more of the bastards) No-one needs to be a billionaire.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
THIS!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Yeah Craig’s first bond is much more overtly ‘I’m actually a misogynist prick’ than previous takes. Telling Vesper she’s not his type cos she’s single etc. He does get a bit homo erotic with Javier Bardem in Skyfall too. “WOKE BOND SAYS ‘NOT MY FIRST TIME’ IN SAME SEX SHOCKER!! says the Sun…
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
True. All those sabres are gonna sound sexy though. (If they’re not on fire)
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Elplebian
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Not as sexy as a Typhoon though…. 😉
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM