Ellie, 2.0
@ellieboren.bsky.social
I judge people for fun and profit. Based in NYC. She/her
I don’t see why we need new James Bond movies when the best one has already been made and it is called True Lies.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I don’t see why we need new James Bond movies when the best one has already been made and it is called True Lies.
Dude behind me in line on his cell phone ended up giving his email to the caller. I know people’s “A as in apple” go-tos can be…unique. But he deployed a “k as in kapo” & I genuinely don’t know what to do with that.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dude behind me in line on his cell phone ended up giving his email to the caller. I know people’s “A as in apple” go-tos can be…unique. But he deployed a “k as in kapo” & I genuinely don’t know what to do with that.
Actually, New York pretty notably achieved zero veteran homelessness several years ago, defined as housing having been offered to all resident veterans, even if they didn’t opt to take it.
Trump: "We will not stop until we've ended the tragedy of homeless veterans once and for all. I'd see in New York where people that came into our country illegally would be put up in hotels and veterans would be sitting on the sidewalk. Many of the people that came in were put in from prisons."
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Actually, New York pretty notably achieved zero veteran homelessness several years ago, defined as housing having been offered to all resident veterans, even if they didn’t opt to take it.
Looks pretty chilly in DC. Would be a shame if we had a little William Henry Harrison situation.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Looks pretty chilly in DC. Would be a shame if we had a little William Henry Harrison situation.
Having finally realized my skin is actually kind of dry now, I have procured my first “barrier cream.” Oily ass teenage me would never believe it.
It's time to switch to your winter weight moisturizers
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Having finally realized my skin is actually kind of dry now, I have procured my first “barrier cream.” Oily ass teenage me would never believe it.
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King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
I know Apple better be lying to me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I know Apple better be lying to me.
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I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
read the actual bill text and this is quite literally a provision designed solely to impede civil and criminal investigations into United States Senators and their staff. www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.appropriations.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
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Unfortunately I do just want to yell at people all day. I shall do my best to quell the urge.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Unfortunately I do just want to yell at people all day. I shall do my best to quell the urge.
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We all have someone for whatever reason is uniquely gifted to be our nemesis
And whether it be emotional proximity… our just good old fashioned know how
They are good at owning you
For Elon Musk… that person is Joyce Carol Oates
And whether it be emotional proximity… our just good old fashioned know how
They are good at owning you
For Elon Musk… that person is Joyce Carol Oates
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We all have someone for whatever reason is uniquely gifted to be our nemesis
And whether it be emotional proximity… our just good old fashioned know how
They are good at owning you
For Elon Musk… that person is Joyce Carol Oates
And whether it be emotional proximity… our just good old fashioned know how
They are good at owning you
For Elon Musk… that person is Joyce Carol Oates
Go fuck yourself, Al Sharpton (long-standing); “we can disagree without being disagreeable.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Go fuck yourself, Al Sharpton (long-standing); “we can disagree without being disagreeable.”
Just had to stop myself yelling at my tv bc Jeanne Shaheen appeared
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just had to stop myself yelling at my tv bc Jeanne Shaheen appeared
What Democats are texting fucking Joe Scarborough now?? Put them at the top of the primary list.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What Democats are texting fucking Joe Scarborough now?? Put them at the top of the primary list.
A lot of my hatreds have at least 10 year plus lifespans! I can’t believe people are trying to hater-splain to me. You’re new to the life; I’m true to the life.
"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A lot of my hatreds have at least 10 year plus lifespans! I can’t believe people are trying to hater-splain to me. You’re new to the life; I’m true to the life.
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
Literally why would anyone in the opposition say this publicly?!?!? Mustaches poison the brain?
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Literally why would anyone in the opposition say this publicly?!?!? Mustaches poison the brain?
NY Mag closed comments on a post, presumable to stop me commenting about how “Oh, I GUESS NOW FAT PEOPLE DO EXIST?!?”
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
NY Mag closed comments on a post, presumable to stop me commenting about how “Oh, I GUESS NOW FAT PEOPLE DO EXIST?!?”
I can’t remember if it’s pronounced “Jean Shaheen” & I shan’t be Googling, but please know my impulse is that people w/ rhyming names should never be trusted.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I can’t remember if it’s pronounced “Jean Shaheen” & I shan’t be Googling, but please know my impulse is that people w/ rhyming names should never be trusted.
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chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
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Newsom is a bad person and I’ll leave that bubble empty before I vote for him, but if he spends all day on tv tomorrow calling Schumer a coward and it normalizes the call to primary him among lowish information democrats, godspeed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Newsom is a bad person and I’ll leave that bubble empty before I vote for him, but if he spends all day on tv tomorrow calling Schumer a coward and it normalizes the call to primary him among lowish information democrats, godspeed.
Oh no. The Queen of Versailles is apparently not good which means Chenoweth might not be able to cockblock the Tony from Lea Michele. As a hater, this is heartbreaking.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh no. The Queen of Versailles is apparently not good which means Chenoweth might not be able to cockblock the Tony from Lea Michele. As a hater, this is heartbreaking.
I will eventually crack this soup version of my favorite mustard tarragon chicken dish. However, today is not that day. (It’s fine; it’s just not there yet. The horseradish mustard was a good addition.)
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I will eventually crack this soup version of my favorite mustard tarragon chicken dish. However, today is not that day. (It’s fine; it’s just not there yet. The horseradish mustard was a good addition.)
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
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"Dems cannot successfully cave because John Cornyn got trapped in a broom closet" would be easily the funniest way for tonight to end
Update: They can't find Cornyn.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Dems cannot successfully cave because John Cornyn got trapped in a broom closet" would be easily the funniest way for tonight to end