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Ellie, 2.0
@ellieboren.bsky.social
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I judge people for fun and profit. Based in NYC. She/her
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I know Apple better be lying to me.
Screengrab of the weather widget on an iPhone claiming the temperature is currently 37 degrees Fahrenheit
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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So we *don’t* want Nordic pagans?
Screengrab from Twitter of a video clip of Pete Hegseth posted by @Acyn Hegseth: No more beards, long hair, superficial individual expression. We don't have a military full of Nordic pagans. • QUANTICO, VA LIVE 1 8:32 AM ET
September 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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30%? Amateur hour. Get on my level.
Screengrab of the Rotten Tomatoes page for 1982’s The Pirate Movie, where it has a *towering* 9% on the Tomatometer.
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Quite a ratio here
Screengrab of a post by Gavin Newsome about “honoring” Kirk by continuing his work. It only has 325 likes but over a thousand comments
September 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Tell me this doesn’t say “Cummy Pumpkin”
Photo of a bag of gummy candy shaped like pumpkins where they did not properly consider the font choice
September 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Recipe: calls for four (4) cloves of garlic
Me: Bet
Roughly 1/3 of a cup of minced garlic
September 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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My three favorite kinds of dogs are: big, dumb blondes; working breeds so smart they’re basically villain origin stories; and mutts so mutty they can only be described as Dog
Pictured: 1 & 2/3
A huge Goldendoodle has his front legs on the ground and his entire back half still lying on a sofa because he forgot what he was doing The most beautiful mutt in the world is sitting in sunshine with a serious look on his face. He is black & white with tan accents, including eyebrow dots that betray his probable Australian shepherd and Rottweiler ancestry.
August 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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A tale of having a 731 cell number in 2 parts:
Screengrab of a fundraising text from a TN Republican apparently named Jody Barrett, who is entirely barking up the wrong tree. Screengrab of my reply text reading “Go fuck yourself. I don’t even live in TN but I’d consider moving back just to vote against you and your patently evil party”
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I love the Mafia so much
Photo of a wall of canned tomatoes in the style of popular imported brands (i.e. Cento or DeLallo) where the brand name is “MOB”
July 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Picture of a cross stitch reading “I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me.”
July 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?

The Fall (2006) and Dark City (1998). Do they make sense as a duel ticket? I mean, you can argue they’re both about world building and self-definition. But mostly I would just want to see both big again.
Still from The Fall of the Black Bandit and Alexandria dressed in matching black & gold costumes Still from Dark City of Dr. Schreber backed by five Strangers
July 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This is the Bad Place!
Screengrab of the weather app where it shows it will be in the 80s and raining for 9 out of the next 10 days
July 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise. If MG wasn’t actually all in for Cuomo, it is due to Cuomo not being quite crazy enough for his tastes.
11 minutes ago Theodore Schleifer As donors try to assess their next moves in the mayoral race, one of the biggest donors to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC, the investor Mark Gorton, said he is likely to back Mamdani. That is because of the support that Mamdani had gotten from Brad Lander, who Gorton said he ranked first. "I feel like people misunderstood my $250,000 for Cuomo for real enthusiasm," Gorton said in an interview. "It was basically, 'Oh, looks like Cuomo is coming back. We don't want to be shut out. Let's try and get on his good side? That's kind of how things work with Cuomo. It's sad political pragmatism. I wish we lived in a world where those sort of things were not useful things to do."
June 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Tell your dog I said don’t rank cuomo
Styling by @dogrates.bsky.social
Picture of a green dog rates “tell your dog I said hi” tshirt with an “I voted!” sticker on it
June 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Pop quiz: tell me what you immediately read this as.
Picture of a bottle of very ominous brown Sprite product. The label definitely looks like it says “Sprite Flea” (It is meant to say “Sprite + Tea” but the font choice is misguided)
June 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Incredible posting teamwork
Johnny Normality (Fer.. @probgo... • 1h I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera. Miranda Miller @randymiller.bsk... • 51m There's a reason there's no song about the time the girls were back in town. Johnny Normality (Fera…. You need survivors for that
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I don’t always thirst for Pedro Pascal, but he undeniably looked hot as shit on the Cannes red carpet. The Chelsea tank? Grade A thirst trapping.
Pedro Pascal wearing all black. A tank top whose arm holes go practically down to his waist, wide leg pants, and some sort of boot sitch with silver spiky studs.
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Blake Lively wears a hat in Another Simple Favor that is so enormous and stupid…I simply must own it.
Photo of Blake Livrly wearing a black & white hat that is roughly the size of the moon
May 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Holy shit. Finally some Elon Musk lore that really sums up his whole deal. Good job, kid who BLL’ed Elon.
Screen grab of Bluesky exchange: BUM CHILLUPS AKA S... @edsos.... • 4h he was kicked down a concrete staircase and severely injured and his father said he deserved it .... A Quaint Duck @serisothikos.bsky...• 4h if memory serves he was taunting another kid whose parent had just killed himself .... Andy Beahrs @andybeahrs.bsky.s... • 3h Wow I just looked it up and...yep. There's a quote from his own father basically saying he had it coming. ••
April 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Teenjus in the wild. #TheRighteousGemstones
Poster of some CGI animated Jesus movie, for some reason
April 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This shit? Elite!
Picture of a little tub of CosRx Moisture Power Enriched Cream
April 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Meme of “Really? Right in front of my crab rangoons?”
March 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Girl…24 and your boyfriend is in his 50s?! You need to be in therapy, not posting Amazon reviews.
Screen grab of an Amazon review: ***** ABSOLUTE GAME CHANGER Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2025 Pattern Name: Retinol Collagen Pad | Verified Purchase The collagen and retinol pads are AMAZING!!! They truly make your skin glow and give it so much life. I started using these before going in with my snail essence toner and the combo is unbeatable. The snail essence is great alone but this took my skin to another level. My skin now looks so smooth, plump, clear, and hydrated/glowy. I'm only 24 and wanted to start retinol now and this was a perfect introduction as well as an addition to the collagen kick I've been on. I started doing my boyfriend's skincare (he's in his 50s) with this and the snail essence as well and WOW!! His daughter commented on how incredible his skin looks which made me so happy lol. He usually looks very dehydrated and is constantly scratching his face and now he looks so healthy and youthful and no longer scratches due to dryness and irritation. I use it morning and night right after my face washing and then follow with my normal routine. Can't recommend enough.
March 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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NY’s Senators have the safest jobs in the world if they would just lady up & abide by the contract we agreed upon. (Obviously the constituents are Jareth & they are Sarah, which explains a hell of a lot about their decision making skills.)
Gif of Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth, 1986) offering Sarah a crystal ball with the promise, “Just fear me, love me, do as I say. And I will be your slave”
March 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Medicaid has different names in different states. You might be on it & not realize.
[Sorry, readers; copying the text upset the alphabetization.] REPUBLICANS VOTED TO GUT MEDICAID Here is what Medicaid is known as in your state: AK Denali Care MT Montana Medicaid AL Alabama Care NE ACCESSNebraska AZ AZ Health Care Cost Containment System (AHCCCS) NV Nevada Medicaid AR Health Care NH NH Medicaid CA Medi-Cal NJ NJ FamilyCare CO Health First Colorado NM Centennial Care CT HuskyHealth NY Medicaid Managed Care DC Healthy Families NC Division of Health Benefits DE Diamond State Health Plan (Plus) ND North Dakota Medicaid Expansion FL Statewide Medicaid Managed Care Program OH Ohio Medicaid GA Georgia Medicaid OK SoonerCare HI Med-QUEST OR Oregon Health Plan ID Idaho Medicaid PA Medical Assistance IL Medical Assistance Program RI RI Medical Assistance Program IN Hoosier Healthwise SC Healthy Connections IA IA Health Link SD South Dakota Medicaid KS KanCare Medical Assistance Program TN TennCare KY Kentucky Medicaid TX STAR+, Texas Medicaid LA Healthy Louisiana UT Utah Dept. of Health & Human Services ME MaineCare VT Green Mountain Care, Dr. Dynasaur MD Medical Assistance VA Cardinal Care MA MassHealth WA Apple Health MI Medical Assistance WV West Virginia Medicaid MN Medical Assistance/Minnesota Care WI BadgerCare, Wisconsin Medicaid MS MississippiCAN WY Equality Care MO MO HealthNet
March 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM