I know because one of my best friends was responsible for achieving that.

King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents

The man who has been fucking disparaging “latte liberals” for DECADES!

Having Joe Scarborough’s phone number should be a primary level offense, even before yesterday.

I am the Token Fat amongst my friends, because I am a gd delight.

(I have nothing against skinny people who aren’t elitist haters! I just dislike her specifically. Other skinnies are basically all of my friends.)

“I’ve been using retinol for years at 29 and I think I look great” - bitch, I thought you were 45!

I am consoled that she is significantly younger than me and looks 8 years older (she thinks she looks great 😏) due to her I guess refusal to eat fats?

I will not truly rest until that one skinny bitch with awful personal style is fired as a “style” writer. We’re nemeses and she doesn’t even know.