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Elisa 🏳️‍⚧️
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🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 travesti, inimiga do fim. ela/dela/she/her. cohost do podcast 23 Mágicas. twitch.tv/migucheras // youtube.com/@ElisaAlana16 📧 elisaalana.016@gmail.com
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#SORTEIO 🎉
Pra comemorar o lançamento de Pokémon Legends Z-A vai rolar sorteio da mídia física de Switch 1 e Switch 2 + giftcard! Pra participar acesse ofertasnintendo.com.br/sorteio e escolha a forma que quer participar.

O resultado sai em 22/10 no período da noite, oka?
October 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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everyone is focused on the "edh players are slop hungry pigs" part of the thing that guy wrote, but I'm pretty interested in the "competitive players are fine diners who have kept this restaurant alive for generations" angle of it

ur actually the "food critic" with a blog who wants free meals
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"no you see I can't let go of harry potter because I have a lot of formative memories attached to it, a feeling that you, trans woman from my exact age demographic, cannot possibly understand about The Most Popular Franchise Of Its Decade."
September 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
September 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Fuck Charlie Kirk. Rot in piss.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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garotas fluido não-newtoniano: se passar a mão de leve ela derrete e se bater com força ela fica dura
September 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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as far as explaining gender to kids, "some people switch from boy to girl or boy to girl or whatever" is like a hundred times easier than explaining that we saw their teacher at the grocery store because she does not live at the school
August 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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steam has 153 million users. netflix has 300 million users.
OpenAI's $500 billion valuation is based on the assumption they will have 2 billion - yes, 2 billion - paid-up users. www.wired.com/story/openai...
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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A frase "quero que você olhe pra mim e veja o Temer" deve ser um gatilho até pro próprio Temer, que olha no espelho e não aparece nada
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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August 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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every time i see an image of mr beast i’m struck by his dead eyes. it’s like a model home. the lights are on but nobody ever lived there
July 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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o "oi sumida" é impossível acabar completamente, porque o homem veio do macaco, um animal dissimulado
August 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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JK Rowling is trying to create a world where a tall woman can't even have a polite interaction in a store on the off-chance she's transgender

So, yeah, I'm probably not going to watch the new Harry Potter content, and while I hate to be prescriptive, neither should you
I have no desire to dig into this woman's privacy, but I have to highlight that the only evidence cited for the M&S employee being trans at all is her height.

This nonsense is being peddled over less than nothing. An tall employee who doesn't do bra fitting asked a customer if she needed help.
August 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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eles LITERALMENTE assim
August 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
eu
July 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
não é por nada não mas hoje eu tava DESLUMBRANTE
July 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
semaninha
July 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
July 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Radiohead, Allianz 2018
July 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM