ElGronk (aka Teddy O’Hairy)
@elgronk.bsky.social
Hunter S. Thompson is my spirit animal.
Im a part time mean mugger and a no time hitting the gym.
Im a part time mean mugger and a no time hitting the gym.
My Grandmother used to say she had to go tinkle…like wtf you’re a grown ass woman say you gotta take a leak.
i really hate it when americans use the word 'poop' it feels unnecessarily infantile
June 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My Grandmother used to say she had to go tinkle…like wtf you’re a grown ass woman say you gotta take a leak.
Pulled a headbanger folks! Ahh Mista Donald J. Gumshoos. I can already feel Pokémon becoming great again!
June 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Pulled a headbanger folks! Ahh Mista Donald J. Gumshoos. I can already feel Pokémon becoming great again!
Kids came out of the 80s with head trauma and a lesson
People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.
he man from the masters of the universe is pointing at the camera with a light coming out of his fist .
Alt: he man punching the screen because a kid was being a dick
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Kids came out of the 80s with head trauma and a lesson
This is how they did it in the 80’s.
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This is how they did it in the 80’s.
And I thought silverfish were creepy
Fossils of the underwater predator shed new light on biodiversity from the Cambrian period.
Paleontologists discover a 500-million-year-old, 3-eyed predator
Fossils of the underwater predator shed new light on biodiversity from the Cambrian period.
www.npr.org
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
And I thought silverfish were creepy
The face you get when you’ve had enough of this shit
After more than 38 months of stress and often four or five hours’ sleep a night, his closest companions give a unique insight into the Ukrainian leader’s state of mind
How Zelensky is holding up after three years of war, by his friends
www.thetimes.com
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The face you get when you’ve had enough of this shit
Gordon Gekko would be proud
May 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Gordon Gekko would be proud
Or at least some Van Halen
The cantina band from Star Wars seems even weirder now we know from Andor that the bar could’ve just been playing normal techno
May 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Or at least some Van Halen
Wow one of the rarest moments that Trump actually is being honest for once. History in the making folks.
President Trump said that he does have the ability to bring back Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man who was wrongly deported to El Salvador, but is not willing to do so, undermining previous statements by his top aides. Here are the latest updates on the administration.
Trump Administration: Latest News and Live Updates
www.nytimes.com
April 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wow one of the rarest moments that Trump actually is being honest for once. History in the making folks.
For someone who’s supposed to be a great businessman, he sure as hell doesn’t know when his ass is being finessed.
President Trump said Russia’s recent bombardments of Ukraine made him wonder whether President Vladimir Putin wanted to end the war. His comments came after meeting with President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine before Pope Francis’ funeral. Follow live updates.
Trump Administration News and Updates
nyti.ms
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
For someone who’s supposed to be a great businessman, he sure as hell doesn’t know when his ass is being finessed.
Can’t wait till this story shows up on HBOs season 2 of “Its Florida, Man”
Advocate [Mar 28] -- Lake City FL Walmart fires 7-year employee w/ spotless record who tutors special needs kids in spare time after a male customer attacks her for being trans because she is 6' 4" tall. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social [HT @denisenorris.bsky.social]
Walmart fires 6'4" cisgender woman threatened by man who thought she was trans
Dani Davis told a superior at Walmart that a man screamed anti-trans epithets while she was alone in the bathroom. Walmart fired her after she reported what happened.
www.advocate.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Can’t wait till this story shows up on HBOs season 2 of “Its Florida, Man”
Reposted by ElGronk (aka Teddy O’Hairy)
Advocate [Mar 28] -- Lake City FL Walmart fires 7-year employee w/ spotless record who tutors special needs kids in spare time after a male customer attacks her for being trans because she is 6' 4" tall. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social [HT @denisenorris.bsky.social]
Walmart fires 6'4" cisgender woman threatened by man who thought she was trans
Dani Davis told a superior at Walmart that a man screamed anti-trans epithets while she was alone in the bathroom. Walmart fired her after she reported what happened.
www.advocate.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Advocate [Mar 28] -- Lake City FL Walmart fires 7-year employee w/ spotless record who tutors special needs kids in spare time after a male customer attacks her for being trans because she is 6' 4" tall. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social [HT @denisenorris.bsky.social]
When accidentally step into a private conversation
April 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When accidentally step into a private conversation
Can I bet if they lose the lawsuit or not. What are the odds?
The city of Baltimore filed a lawsuit Thursday against sports betting companies DraftKings and FanDuel, accusing them of violating state and city law by engaging in “unfair and deceptive practices.”
Baltimore sues DraftKings, FanDuel for driving ‘compulsive gambling’
The city accused the sports betting companies of using deceptive practices to lure customers, adding that they “have specifically targeted our most vulnerable residents.”
wapo.st
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Can I bet if they lose the lawsuit or not. What are the odds?
@benstiller.redhour.com hey Ben someone found your Mr. Furious magic card.
Is this Ben Stiller?
Also I’m really not excited about this set at all. I dislike the theme and dislike the speed mechanic.
Also I’m really not excited about this set at all. I dislike the theme and dislike the speed mechanic.
January 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@benstiller.redhour.com hey Ben someone found your Mr. Furious magic card.
Would Josh Allen technically be the Philip Rivers of the Buffalo Bills?
Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs took charge in the final moments for a 32-29 victory over the Buffalo Bills in the AFC championship game.
In two weeks, the Chiefs will play the Philadelphia Eagles in New Orleans for a chance to become the first team to win three consecutive Super Bowls.
In two weeks, the Chiefs will play the Philadelphia Eagles in New Orleans for a chance to become the first team to win three consecutive Super Bowls.
Patrick Mahomes stiff-arms Josh Allen again as Chiefs head back to Super Bowl
Mahomes and the Chiefs took charge in the final moments for a 32-29 victory over the Bills in the AFC championship game.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Would Josh Allen technically be the Philip Rivers of the Buffalo Bills?
Now that is been three days since Notre Dame lost in the Championship game. I think I can finally start working. Not going to work, but working. I've been at work, just secretly crying in the restroom for 8 hours straight. #NotreDame #FightingIrish
January 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Now that is been three days since Notre Dame lost in the Championship game. I think I can finally start working. Not going to work, but working. I've been at work, just secretly crying in the restroom for 8 hours straight. #NotreDame #FightingIrish
Wind turbines live in Trumps head rent free. Dude seriously hates them for some reason.
The Trump administration is freezing authorizations for wind and solar projects on federal lands and water, underscoring the sharp Washington policy pivot to favor fossil fuels over renewables
Trump Freezes Renewable Projects on Federal Lands and Waters
The Trump administration is freezing authorizations for wind and solar projects on federal lands and water, underscoring the sharp Washington policy pivot to favor fossil fuels over renewables.
www.bloomberg.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wind turbines live in Trumps head rent free. Dude seriously hates them for some reason.
Good stuff. Can’t wait for season 3
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Good stuff. Can’t wait for season 3
Reposted by ElGronk (aka Teddy O’Hairy)
David Lynch, the writer/director known for his dark and surreal style seen in his films like Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive and the TV series Twin Peaks has died at 78.
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
David Lynch, the writer/director known for his dark and surreal style seen in his films like Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive and the TV series Twin Peaks has died at 78.
Reposted by ElGronk (aka Teddy O’Hairy)
it's called the Switch 2 bc after you play it you switch 2 the steam deck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
January 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
it's called the Switch 2 bc after you play it you switch 2 the steam deck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Jerry Jones is what’s , It’s always Good Ole Jerrah. Everyone and their mother knows that.
The standard was clearly set for Mike McCarthy when he took the job in 2020: Win playoff games. Plural.
In the end, that standard was not met.
What went wrong in Dallas:
In the end, that standard was not met.
What went wrong in Dallas:
Mike McCarthy out as Cowboys coach: Source
The move comes after McCarthy and the Cowboys missed the playoffs for the first time since his inaugural season in 2020.
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Jerry Jones is what’s , It’s always Good Ole Jerrah. Everyone and their mother knows that.
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