Comrade Bubblegum
@eldritchwhore.bsky.social
they/them. ancom I guess, ecoterrorist (vegan), D&D, writing, art. late diagnosed ADHD, *probably* autistic. @dead_grrrl on tw*tter.
I was thinking that wouldn’t it be so fun if I just made a whimsical little guy I could talk to when I’m sad or bored? like just a cute and kinda sassy little gnome or smth
but then Oops I accidentally made a tulpa and now I Am not safe in my own home
but then Oops I accidentally made a tulpa and now I Am not safe in my own home
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I was thinking that wouldn’t it be so fun if I just made a whimsical little guy I could talk to when I’m sad or bored? like just a cute and kinda sassy little gnome or smth
but then Oops I accidentally made a tulpa and now I Am not safe in my own home
but then Oops I accidentally made a tulpa and now I Am not safe in my own home
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Not arguing with a dude with a big nose. whatever you say, beautiful
December 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Not arguing with a dude with a big nose. whatever you say, beautiful
Charlie Kirk dead on my birthday!! best birthday ever!!
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Charlie Kirk dead on my birthday!! best birthday ever!!
why is evryone talking about boobs today?
July 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
why is evryone talking about boobs today?
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why do i feel so bad lately | patreon.com/lubchansky
July 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
why do i feel so bad lately | patreon.com/lubchansky
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god i'm so tired of job hunting in 2025 dog i'm NOT TAKING your little personality test!!!! get the fuck out of here!!!!!
July 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
god i'm so tired of job hunting in 2025 dog i'm NOT TAKING your little personality test!!!! get the fuck out of here!!!!!
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You seriously cant make this shit up
A law enforcement officer points a taser at a person wearing a hot dog costume during a protest Saturday, June 14, 2025, in Portland, Ore. (AP Photo/Jenny Kane)
A law enforcement officer points a taser at a person wearing a hot dog costume during a protest Saturday, June 14, 2025, in Portland, Ore. (AP Photo/Jenny Kane)
June 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You seriously cant make this shit up
A law enforcement officer points a taser at a person wearing a hot dog costume during a protest Saturday, June 14, 2025, in Portland, Ore. (AP Photo/Jenny Kane)
A law enforcement officer points a taser at a person wearing a hot dog costume during a protest Saturday, June 14, 2025, in Portland, Ore. (AP Photo/Jenny Kane)
here to probe Uranus!
June 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
here to probe Uranus!
it’s best to eat asparagus early in the spring season when they are still young and fresh, before they experience twink death
June 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
it’s best to eat asparagus early in the spring season when they are still young and fresh, before they experience twink death
what if we were cunty cadillacs and we kissed?
June 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
what if we were cunty cadillacs and we kissed?
what’s a lesbian/bi girl who looks like a twink called? is it like a specific brand of butch? asking for a friend…
June 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
what’s a lesbian/bi girl who looks like a twink called? is it like a specific brand of butch? asking for a friend…
i enjoy making my home an actively hostile place for tall ppl, as payback for the years of verbal abuse and belittling I have endured at their bigass hands
May 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i enjoy making my home an actively hostile place for tall ppl, as payback for the years of verbal abuse and belittling I have endured at their bigass hands
Your outie often places first in Mario kart, even while playing as Baby Peach.
Your outie is excellent at rolling tight joints.
Your outie is excellent at rolling tight joints.
April 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Your outie often places first in Mario kart, even while playing as Baby Peach.
Your outie is excellent at rolling tight joints.
Your outie is excellent at rolling tight joints.
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Imagine thinking that the Irish hating the British is a new development.
March 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Imagine thinking that the Irish hating the British is a new development.
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I'm so furious at everyone acting like things are normal. Unless they are taking on this Irish energy, I'm not interested.
March 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm so furious at everyone acting like things are normal. Unless they are taking on this Irish energy, I'm not interested.
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One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”
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Rashida Tlaib is a woman of color and she won her district maybe Kamala just should have not sucked shit you fucking wanker
You handed them the ball and now you’re mad. You’re still ageist and sexist and racist.
Back Black Women Now and We can take the Country Back.
Your white whining and save us bullshit is embarrassing.
Anyone who mentions Bernie or AOC as a solution is not your friend.
I am unassailablly right. 🕊️
Back Black Women Now and We can take the Country Back.
Your white whining and save us bullshit is embarrassing.
Anyone who mentions Bernie or AOC as a solution is not your friend.
I am unassailablly right. 🕊️
March 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Rashida Tlaib is a woman of color and she won her district maybe Kamala just should have not sucked shit you fucking wanker
got DNA tested and i am indeed Irish enough to drink copiously with little issue and become extremely red and freckled in sunlight, but sadly not Irish enough to legally flee the U.S. back to the motherland. happy st Patrick’s day
March 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
got DNA tested and i am indeed Irish enough to drink copiously with little issue and become extremely red and freckled in sunlight, but sadly not Irish enough to legally flee the U.S. back to the motherland. happy st Patrick’s day
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The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
Writing Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion
jobs.gusto.com
March 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
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unfortunately the load-bearing "you're just not supposed to do that" that was sort of holding up american democracy has been removed
March 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
unfortunately the load-bearing "you're just not supposed to do that" that was sort of holding up american democracy has been removed
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(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
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Hello, #HorrorWriters! I'm looking for recs of queer short stories written by non-binary and women authors, with all kinds of representation. Let me know your favs or even recommend your own works!
#queerhorror #queer #lgbtqa #sffh #horror
#queerhorror #queer #lgbtqa #sffh #horror
March 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hello, #HorrorWriters! I'm looking for recs of queer short stories written by non-binary and women authors, with all kinds of representation. Let me know your favs or even recommend your own works!
#queerhorror #queer #lgbtqa #sffh #horror
#queerhorror #queer #lgbtqa #sffh #horror
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