Colin
@elchupakneebre.bsky.social
🦅 go birds
All views expressed here are entirely my own
All views expressed here are entirely my own
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
You either run biden or hold a primary. Voters don't like getting force-fed bullshit.
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You either run biden or hold a primary. Voters don't like getting force-fed bullshit.
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
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WS Game 7 proved that posts on bluesky can get me to turn on the TV in time to witness epic shit happening live. Still too many bots, but the actual humans making posts are getting to my feed in time to matter.
I'm doing a big Bluesky column today! Hit me with your where-Bluesky-is-at-this-moment-in-2025 takes
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
WS Game 7 proved that posts on bluesky can get me to turn on the TV in time to witness epic shit happening live. Still too many bots, but the actual humans making posts are getting to my feed in time to matter.
"Let them eat cake"
Loeffler: "We've seen a historic comeback for our nation's economy under the leadership of President Trump."
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Let them eat cake"
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the reason you don't engage in a data-driven argument with fascists is that it legitimises the idea that if the data went the other way their core argument would be acceptable
it is not and should be rejected wholesale from first principles
it is not and should be rejected wholesale from first principles
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
the reason you don't engage in a data-driven argument with fascists is that it legitimises the idea that if the data went the other way their core argument would be acceptable
it is not and should be rejected wholesale from first principles
it is not and should be rejected wholesale from first principles
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#RIP Mark Volman of The Turtles, also one half of Flo & Eddie. I'd share a clip of "Happy Together" or one of their infectious pop hits from the late 60s, but because my mind doesn't work that way, here's Mark letting loose on a Frank Zappa deep cut.
youtu.be/qAqaSXrykdc?...
youtu.be/qAqaSXrykdc?...
Zappa And The Mothers "200 Motels" - Mystery Roach / Magic Fingers (Bizu Mix)
YouTube video by Fabricio Bizu
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
#RIP Mark Volman of The Turtles, also one half of Flo & Eddie. I'd share a clip of "Happy Together" or one of their infectious pop hits from the late 60s, but because my mind doesn't work that way, here's Mark letting loose on a Frank Zappa deep cut.
youtu.be/qAqaSXrykdc?...
youtu.be/qAqaSXrykdc?...
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
Insane dogowner brain thing is to become entitled about placing your dog's shit in someone else's property
insane homeowner brain thing is to become paranoid about what else is being put in the container where you drop all your stinky trash
June 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Insane dogowner brain thing is to become entitled about placing your dog's shit in someone else's property
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Trump: "Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30"
April 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Trump: "Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30"
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It is an absolute myth that humans want to be invasively monitored around the clock in exchange for the pleasure of being force fed commercials
“Srinivas believes that Perplexity’s browser users will be fine with such tracking because the ads should be more relevant to them.” 🙄
Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads | TechCrunch
Perplexity is building its own browser is to collect data on everything users do outside of its own app to sell ads.
techcrunch.com
April 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It is an absolute myth that humans want to be invasively monitored around the clock in exchange for the pleasure of being force fed commercials
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"getting ratioed" refers to getting a nod from famous snl cast member horatio sanz. not many people know this
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"getting ratioed" refers to getting a nod from famous snl cast member horatio sanz. not many people know this
In space, no one can hear you roar
April 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
In space, no one can hear you roar
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Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldn’t have banks we should have Funko pops
April 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldn’t have banks we should have Funko pops
On a night filled with bullshit, focus on what matters.
it feels like not enough people are talking about how the philadelphia eagles football club won the super bowl in dominant fashion against the two-time defending champions
March 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
On a night filled with bullshit, focus on what matters.
Oh no a dem posted a popular policy position, better hand the country to fascists! Do you think Talique knows about the work Josh did as PA AG that got him elected in the first place?
February 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oh no a dem posted a popular policy position, better hand the country to fascists! Do you think Talique knows about the work Josh did as PA AG that got him elected in the first place?
I almost want to create an account again just to tell Elon to eat shit one more time
February 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I almost want to create an account again just to tell Elon to eat shit one more time
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I regret to inform I gotta hand it to Zizek again
January 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I regret to inform I gotta hand it to Zizek again
Vikings fans still not over 38-7, love to see it
Absolutely the LAST teams literally ANYONE outside of Philly and KC wanted in the superbowl.
Mahomes cheats to get flags (this is not new knowledge) and philly's fanbase and culture is just toxic.
Superbowl parties are gonna be at about 50% their normal now.
Mahomes cheats to get flags (this is not new knowledge) and philly's fanbase and culture is just toxic.
Superbowl parties are gonna be at about 50% their normal now.
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Vikings fans still not over 38-7, love to see it