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Michael Sieben
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Vikings Football | Fixing things | Techy nerd | Still calls it the Gulf of Mexico
To me, right now sounds like a PERFECT time to just start a new caucus called Anti-Oligarchy.

I'd normally say call it ANTIFA, but so many boomers don't know what that means.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Can someone enlighten me on why voting can't be done from home? If I can do my taxes on my phone sitting in hot tub drinking an Old Fashioned... and the government trusts me, why can't I click a few radio-buttons for an election on my phone?

Hell, make it part of submitting taxes. I don't care.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothin' says "class" like heading to Kinko's and printing out some gold cursive font and attaching it to the side of your office like you're a chiropractor.
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Covfefe and Hamberders 2.0
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cool, cool!

So, whatever my bill is, I can just pay exactly half of it, and I'll be paid in full, right?
[checks calendar]
October 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
How to silence MAGA on internet.

Pass(4/5 right) = you get internet
Fail = you're on watchlist and no internet for 1 year

1. Did Joe Biden win the 2020 election fairly?
2. Do illegal immigrants get free healthcare?
3. Does Tylenol cause Autism?
4. Is the earth flat?
5. Do windmills cause cancer?
October 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Even IF he was talking about "worldwide", this idiot was off on his numbers by nearly a factor of 5.

He's so god damn stupid.
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Catholic School with an assault rifle, and you can bet your ass MAGA will just be saying "thoughts and prayers" and still not want to touch guns and will be blaming ONLY mental health.

Make no mistake about it...MAGA cares more about guns than children safety.
August 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Please tell me SOMETHING is going on behind closed doors regarding the petulant child we have in office.

Why are we just letting this fucking felon just break ALL rules. Tell me there is a "plan" and that you're using all this shit people are going through to do something. This can't be real life.
August 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This. 100% this. Beto need to be the spirit animal for all of Democrats.

Democrats need to stop "playing by the rules". Break EVERY ONE of them. What are Republicans gonna do?? stop you?? rofl. On what grounds?? they've been breaking rules since Jan 20th.
August 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I can't imagine a world where Luke Skywalker (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) dunks on you all day, but you have Duece Bigalow (Rob Schneider) and Goat Boy (Jim Bruer) loving you and NOT thinking you are on the wrong side of history.
August 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
FOOT ON THE GAS with Epstein Files.

Don't let this Gerrymander (albeit important) hog the news. GET THIS LIST ON THE TOP AGAIN.

We can do 2 things at once.
August 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So let me see if I got this right...

Trump gets asked about Epstein again, to which he says, "you ought to be speaking about Bill Clinton who went to the Island 28 times".

Hey, dipshit, that leaves 2 scenarios.

1. you saw him there personally 28 times

Or

2. THERE IS A LIST

Holy shit he's dumb.
July 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Can't wait for "the list" to be released and it looking like this:
July 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is what they are trying to do in Texas because they know they can't win elections fair anymore.
July 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In about 1 week, Trump will just be saying to reporters and crowds that he's never flown on a plane before.

www.cnn.com/2025/07/28/p...
Trump says he never went to Epstein’s island | CNN Politics
In a press conference with the UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, President Trump claimed he never went to Jeffrey Epstein’s island when reporters asked Trump about his past relationship with Epstein.
www.cnn.com
July 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If Clintons are on the list, I am burning all my Clinton flags, Clinton NFT's, Clinton cologne, Clinton shoes, Clinton bible, Clinton hats and removing all my Clinton bumper stickers.

Oh...wait, I don't have any of those things because we are not a cult.
July 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Can't WAIT to see these MAGA inbreds start pleading with Trump on TikTok to give them their insurance back.

Sorry idiots. You're the problem. Trump followed through on promises YOU voted for. Deal with it. Get 2 more jobs to cover medical expenses you rubes.
July 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sharing!!
🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
June 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So let me get this right...

Senator Alex Padilla goes to ask Noem a question, and gets hauled away in cuffs....

Meanwhile...

Mr. Marjorie Green can scream at the President during a SoTU address while dressed like Cruella de Vil and nothing happens?

Hmmm...something seems off here...
June 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Now, suddenly, with the waving of their Nazi hands, MAGA ICE inbreds suddenly aren't complaining about masks.

Crazy, huh?
June 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Man...another part of my childhood gone.

RIP Norm.
May 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Crazy hearing REAL doctors giving REAL diagnosis.

Trump could literally have a heart attack overnight and his doctor would come out and say he didn't and that he's got the physique of a 23 year old NFL Wide Receiver.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · May 18
Kamala Harris reacts to former President Joe Biden's prostate cancer diagnosis: “Joe is a fighter — and I know he will face this challenge with the same strength, resilience, and optimism that have always defined his life and leadership." cnn.it/4knfHh8
Biden diagnosed with ‘aggressive form’ of prostate cancer | CNN Politics
Former President Joe Biden was diagnosed with an “aggressive form” of prostate cancer, according to a statement from his personal office Sunday, and it has spread to his bones.
cnn.it
May 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Watching our Secretary of Education refer to AI as "A1" all day long has got to be the most ironic thing I have seen this year.

And that says a lot.
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM