God Emperor of Nextel
@ejtau.bsky.social
DC. Formerly the benevolent dictator of an oil platform. He/Him.
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
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Unity ride for Alex Pretti leaves Dupont Circle in Washington, DC
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Unity ride for Alex Pretti leaves Dupont Circle in Washington, DC
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good turnout for the unity group bike ride for Alex Pretti in Columbus, Ohio. I'm bad at guessing crowd size but I'd say there were 100+ bike riders in 10 degree weather
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 PM
good turnout for the unity group bike ride for Alex Pretti in Columbus, Ohio. I'm bad at guessing crowd size but I'd say there were 100+ bike riders in 10 degree weather
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Even under SCOTUS's dubious reasoning in Trump v. U.S., there is no scenario in which maneuvering billions of dollars to an offshore account to keep it out of reach from Congress and courts is an "official act." This is all criminal and impeachable.
Marco Rubio: "The oil proceeds are being deposited into an account that ultimately will become a US Treasury blocked account here in the US. We will say 'this is what this money can be spent on.' They will submit to us a budget request -- 'we want to use the money on these things.'"
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Even under SCOTUS's dubious reasoning in Trump v. U.S., there is no scenario in which maneuvering billions of dollars to an offshore account to keep it out of reach from Congress and courts is an "official act." This is all criminal and impeachable.
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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I’ll be following this developing story very closely
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’ll be following this developing story very closely
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Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.
Excellent article!
Excellent article!
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.
Excellent article!
Excellent article!
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DC IS A WOMEN’S SPORTS CITY
17,228 watching the PWHL takeover game in DC!
It’s a new record for a women’s hockey game in the US!!
It’s a new record for a women’s hockey game in the US!!
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
DC IS A WOMEN’S SPORTS CITY
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17,228 watching the PWHL takeover game in DC!
It’s a new record for a women’s hockey game in the US!!
It’s a new record for a women’s hockey game in the US!!
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
17,228 watching the PWHL takeover game in DC!
It’s a new record for a women’s hockey game in the US!!
It’s a new record for a women’s hockey game in the US!!
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ICE are domestic terrorists
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
ICE are domestic terrorists
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NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU DENSE JACKASS
ICE doesn’t have bad training! ICE has been sent here to incite violence against my community, and they’re obeying because the culture is irreparably twisted!! The agency must be reduced to rubble!
ICE doesn’t have bad training! ICE has been sent here to incite violence against my community, and they’re obeying because the culture is irreparably twisted!! The agency must be reduced to rubble!
Q: Is it your posture to put restrictions on ICE as a condition for funding DHS?
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 AM
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU DENSE JACKASS
ICE doesn’t have bad training! ICE has been sent here to incite violence against my community, and they’re obeying because the culture is irreparably twisted!! The agency must be reduced to rubble!
ICE doesn’t have bad training! ICE has been sent here to incite violence against my community, and they’re obeying because the culture is irreparably twisted!! The agency must be reduced to rubble!
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WATCH: “Renee Good was not a domestic terrorist. No one acting in good faith actually believes that, no matter what some of our Trump officials say at press conferences,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
WATCH: “Renee Good was not a domestic terrorist. No one acting in good faith actually believes that, no matter what some of our Trump officials say at press conferences,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
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Protests mounting against ICE in various parts of D.C. tonight. In the middle of the U Street corridor, occupying the intersection with 14th Street: “Remember Renee Good,” one of the many signs here reads.
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Protests mounting against ICE in various parts of D.C. tonight. In the middle of the U Street corridor, occupying the intersection with 14th Street: “Remember Renee Good,” one of the many signs here reads.
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The "Good Act"
Who will be the first member of Congress to introduce legislation named after Renee Good that abolishes DHS?
January 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The "Good Act"
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Bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. They just saw a neighbor get murdered and still out there. Maybe let's see some local officials with the power to arrest show as much backbone as these voters PAYING YOUR FUCKING SALARY
Live updates: Around 200 people marched more than two miles from the scene of the shooting to Minneapolis City Hall, shouting “ICE out now!” after police hurried away from the scene Wednesday afternoon.
The crowd of is continuing to snake its way through downtown.
The crowd of is continuing to snake its way through downtown.
Live: ICE agent shoots, kills woman in Minneapolis
Video of the shooting shows an agent firing at a vehicle as it drives toward him. The governor and Minneapolis mayor called for calm after the incident. ICE said the agent acted defensively.
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January 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. They just saw a neighbor get murdered and still out there. Maybe let's see some local officials with the power to arrest show as much backbone as these voters PAYING YOUR FUCKING SALARY
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If you aren't angry, you aren't paying attention. A woman was murdered by ICE in Minneapolis today. This should outrage us all. ICE out of our cities now. youtube.com/shorts/ecsmn...
ICE Out of Cities Now
YouTube video by Ed Markey for Senate
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January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If you aren't angry, you aren't paying attention. A woman was murdered by ICE in Minneapolis today. This should outrage us all. ICE out of our cities now. youtube.com/shorts/ecsmn...
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The shittiest part about losing in a variety of seemingly unconnected ways is figuring out what to fix. But ultimately, it does fall at the feet of the head coach.
this is the 4 straight year of the ravens losing in the most heartbreaking fashion possible
- 2022 tyler huntley goal line fumble-6
- 2023 zay flowers goal line fumble
- 2024 mark andrews 2pt conversion drop
- 2025 tyler loop missed FG
- 2022 tyler huntley goal line fumble-6
- 2023 zay flowers goal line fumble
- 2024 mark andrews 2pt conversion drop
- 2025 tyler loop missed FG
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
The shittiest part about losing in a variety of seemingly unconnected ways is figuring out what to fix. But ultimately, it does fall at the feet of the head coach.
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Incredibly funny ending incoming
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Incredibly funny ending incoming
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It all comes down to Week 18.
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It all comes down to Week 18.
I need my CaBi wrapped to help me cope with not making the top ten percent of wmata riders. They really called me a casual to my face 😭.
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I need my CaBi wrapped to help me cope with not making the top ten percent of wmata riders. They really called me a casual to my face 😭.
They need to name NE regional trains that go to/from Virginia something else. If I’d like to know when I’m buying a train ticket if there’s a chance the equipment will be delayed by Norfolk Southern/CSX
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They need to name NE regional trains that go to/from Virginia something else. If I’d like to know when I’m buying a train ticket if there’s a chance the equipment will be delayed by Norfolk Southern/CSX
It looks like words need to be 4 letters long to be included in the word cloud, which means DC posters will need to reference the Douglass Commonwealth without abbreviation for it to show up in this kind of plot.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
It looks like words need to be 4 letters long to be included in the word cloud, which means DC posters will need to reference the Douglass Commonwealth without abbreviation for it to show up in this kind of plot.
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The DC I know is worth fighting for.
I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.
youtu.be/aOBD45c3wVM
I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.
youtu.be/aOBD45c3wVM
The DC I know
YouTube video by Janeese for DC
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December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The DC I know is worth fighting for.
I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.
youtu.be/aOBD45c3wVM
I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.
youtu.be/aOBD45c3wVM