God Emperor of Nextel
@ejtau.bsky.social
DC. Formerly the benevolent dictator of an oil platform. He/Him.
Anyone telling me what font to use needs to be able to add to a large word document without fucking up the spacing/paragraph format of the existing draft.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Anyone telling me what font to use needs to be able to add to a large word document without fucking up the spacing/paragraph format of the existing draft.
There’s no way, it’d be too great a mercy to be able to see Gore at Camden Yards at least.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
There’s no way, it’d be too great a mercy to be able to see Gore at Camden Yards at least.
I can’t contend with the idea of someone putting stuffing in a sandwich
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I can’t contend with the idea of someone putting stuffing in a sandwich
They cannot let the ‘Malcom grew up to be Walter White’ post go.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They cannot let the ‘Malcom grew up to be Walter White’ post go.
During Covid I had to take a test at home with my camera on. Later in the course, a TA mentioned in passing how amusing it was that I had to keep putting my cat on the floor since he kept jumping up into my way.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
During Covid I had to take a test at home with my camera on. Later in the course, a TA mentioned in passing how amusing it was that I had to keep putting my cat on the floor since he kept jumping up into my way.
“Ref no we did touch him before he went down! It was illegal sure but 🤷♂️”
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“Ref no we did touch him before he went down! It was illegal sure but 🤷♂️”
Look when you pay for a 30 year roof you expect 30 years out of that roof
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Look when you pay for a 30 year roof you expect 30 years out of that roof
Somehow wraps up by tying in an Alan b plot in Taiwan
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Somehow wraps up by tying in an Alan b plot in Taiwan
You can get a beer at the shakeshack in the concourse. But that’s almost more insulting than the station being dry
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You can get a beer at the shakeshack in the concourse. But that’s almost more insulting than the station being dry
Put a bolo out on that kid dressed like Benoit Blanc
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Put a bolo out on that kid dressed like Benoit Blanc
^second the pogies. They stay on my bars in the winter so that I don’t feel the need to wear gloves
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
^second the pogies. They stay on my bars in the winter so that I don’t feel the need to wear gloves
Does that cause issues with fogging? I always have that issue with neck gaiters but I wear glasses, so maybe goggles are the trick
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Does that cause issues with fogging? I always have that issue with neck gaiters but I wear glasses, so maybe goggles are the trick
A logo that says “Graphic design is *not* my passion, cutlery is my passion.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A logo that says “Graphic design is *not* my passion, cutlery is my passion.”
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November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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A Fursuit You Can’t Sweat Through
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A Fursuit You Can’t Sweat Through
It’s like he’s under the impression that mortar is bad
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s like he’s under the impression that mortar is bad
Under woke 2 all grocery stores will be required to carry Penzeys
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Under woke 2 all grocery stores will be required to carry Penzeys