Joe Flood
@joeflood.bsky.social
Writer, photographer, web person in DC. Also known as Red Bike Guy.
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Joe Flood
@joeflood.bsky.social
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Joyous is how I would describe Remove the Regime yesterday in DC. We are winning
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Joyous is how I would describe Remove the Regime yesterday in DC. We are winning
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HAPPENING NOW: Thousands have flooded the streets of D.C. for the “Remove the Regime” rally.
Crowds are chanting “IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE” and “LOCK HIM UP.”
Crowds are chanting “IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE” and “LOCK HIM UP.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
HAPPENING NOW: Thousands have flooded the streets of D.C. for the “Remove the Regime” rally.
Crowds are chanting “IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE” and “LOCK HIM UP.”
Crowds are chanting “IMPEACH, CONVICT, REMOVE” and “LOCK HIM UP.”
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Um…wow. I guess he’s posting through it…?
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Um…wow. I guess he’s posting through it…?
so much ick
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
so much ick
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There’s never been a better use of this meme in meme history. 😅
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
There’s never been a better use of this meme in meme history. 😅
Blowing up MAGA as his final act is on brand for Trump. Everything he touches dies
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Blowing up MAGA as his final act is on brand for Trump. Everything he touches dies
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Can't wait for the NY Post cover
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can't wait for the NY Post cover
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
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These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
January 6er tries and fails to start a riot in Dearborn, MI, and gets into argument with another chud group over who is more MAGA. Can't make this shit up www.mlive.com/news/2025/11...
Protests in Dearborn: Anti-Islam activists clash with Muslim residents
The city, home to one of the largest Muslim populations in the United States, has recently become a repeated target for out-of-state activists who falsely claim it operates under “Sharia law.”
www.mlive.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
January 6er tries and fails to start a riot in Dearborn, MI, and gets into argument with another chud group over who is more MAGA. Can't make this shit up www.mlive.com/news/2025/11...
The MAGA Civil War is going to be wild, y'all
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The MAGA Civil War is going to be wild, y'all
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Most people might want a dragon if the cost of owning a dragon was massively subsidized by non-dragon owners.
It is a political choice to subsidize drivers and car-centric infrastructure, as we have done for a century. We can start unwinding that anytime we want.
It is a political choice to subsidize drivers and car-centric infrastructure, as we have done for a century. We can start unwinding that anytime we want.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Most people might want a dragon if the cost of owning a dragon was massively subsidized by non-dragon owners.
It is a political choice to subsidize drivers and car-centric infrastructure, as we have done for a century. We can start unwinding that anytime we want.
It is a political choice to subsidize drivers and car-centric infrastructure, as we have done for a century. We can start unwinding that anytime we want.
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🚨🚨 ICE ALERT 🚨🚨
ICE agents have been reported in the Boone (NC) and adjacent areas. They are targeting Christmas tree farms, conducting Kavanaugh stops, and are waiting outside certain stores.
Warn anyone who needs to be. Remember ICE can’t come on your private property w/o judicial warrants.
ICE agents have been reported in the Boone (NC) and adjacent areas. They are targeting Christmas tree farms, conducting Kavanaugh stops, and are waiting outside certain stores.
Warn anyone who needs to be. Remember ICE can’t come on your private property w/o judicial warrants.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
🚨🚨 ICE ALERT 🚨🚨
ICE agents have been reported in the Boone (NC) and adjacent areas. They are targeting Christmas tree farms, conducting Kavanaugh stops, and are waiting outside certain stores.
Warn anyone who needs to be. Remember ICE can’t come on your private property w/o judicial warrants.
ICE agents have been reported in the Boone (NC) and adjacent areas. They are targeting Christmas tree farms, conducting Kavanaugh stops, and are waiting outside certain stores.
Warn anyone who needs to be. Remember ICE can’t come on your private property w/o judicial warrants.
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This story from @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social, captures how the impunity Jan6ers believe they had LED DIRECTLY to Andrew Paul Johnson sexually abusing young children.
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This story from @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social, captures how the impunity Jan6ers believe they had LED DIRECTLY to Andrew Paul Johnson sexually abusing young children.
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Trump pardoned this J6er so that he could commit other crimes. Some brave reporter should ask him about that
Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Trump pardoned this J6er so that he could commit other crimes. Some brave reporter should ask him about that
Time to MRI his brain again!
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Time to MRI his brain again!
Refuse Fascism surrounded part of the White House with crime tape today. They'll be back next Monday
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Refuse Fascism surrounded part of the White House with crime tape today. They'll be back next Monday
Bovino reads Starship Troopers every year. He's a Nazi www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
How a family secret led Greg Bovino to lead Trump's border crackdown
Before he became the face of Trump's tough ICE policies, Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino endured a childhood marked by a family scandal that changed the trajectory of his life.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bovino reads Starship Troopers every year. He's a Nazi www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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Tired: "Great Depression"
Wired: "quiet time in the labor market"
Wired: "quiet time in the labor market"
Kevin Hassett: "I think there could be a little bit of an almost quiet time in the labor market, because firms are finding that AI is making their workers so productive that they don't necessarily have to hire the new kids out of college and so on."
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Tired: "Great Depression"
Wired: "quiet time in the labor market"
Wired: "quiet time in the labor market"
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
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I’m traveling around the country watching landscapers get tackled and arrested by masked federal agents.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m traveling around the country watching landscapers get tackled and arrested by masked federal agents.
This Commanders-Dolphins game isn't going to win any new fans in Madrid. Will probably lose some
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This Commanders-Dolphins game isn't going to win any new fans in Madrid. Will probably lose some
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Narrator: Bovino has now fled Chicago, because he was being held to account for his illegal actions there by the courts -- and is overseeing the assault and kidnapping of people elsewhere in the United States.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Narrator: Bovino has now fled Chicago, because he was being held to account for his illegal actions there by the courts -- and is overseeing the assault and kidnapping of people elsewhere in the United States.