Sigurd Jørgensen
@efjod.bsky.social
København, Chelsea (men jeg taler mest om andre super spændende ting)
Amagerkaner i Lyngby, læser software på DTU, Barn af Voksen
Person med meninger, og jeg står til ansvar
Amagerkaner i Lyngby, læser software på DTU, Barn af Voksen
Person med meninger, og jeg står til ansvar
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Thinking back about the time a friend was angry at some guy, he told me to hold him back, and I didn't. I wonder if he lays awake at night thinking about how embarrassing that was
January 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Thinking back about the time a friend was angry at some guy, he told me to hold him back, and I didn't. I wonder if he lays awake at night thinking about how embarrassing that was
Hvis der næste valg i USA mellem var mellem Palpatine og Jesus, så tror jeg sku egentligt ikke at Jesus ville vinde. Dødsstjerner > næstekærlighed
January 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hvis der næste valg i USA mellem var mellem Palpatine og Jesus, så tror jeg sku egentligt ikke at Jesus ville vinde. Dødsstjerner > næstekærlighed
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Det føles efterhånden selvskadende at følge med i amerikansk politik, en slags digital cutting
January 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Det føles efterhånden selvskadende at følge med i amerikansk politik, en slags digital cutting
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i mocked my child in a goofy voice, like "oohh i'm eight and i have to go to school tomorrow" and he replied--instantly, without a second's pause for the years i've spent raising him, feeding and clothing him etc-- "i'm mama and i have a small but not invisible mustache"
January 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i mocked my child in a goofy voice, like "oohh i'm eight and i have to go to school tomorrow" and he replied--instantly, without a second's pause for the years i've spent raising him, feeding and clothing him etc-- "i'm mama and i have a small but not invisible mustache"
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It's interesting how Russian soldiers either look super high speed well equipped or are disheveled garbage can marauders, with little in-between
January 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's interesting how Russian soldiers either look super high speed well equipped or are disheveled garbage can marauders, with little in-between
Shit mand, min hitlerpartikelmåler går helt amok i vestlig-retning
January 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Shit mand, min hitlerpartikelmåler går helt amok i vestlig-retning
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elon: *exhibiting obvious signs of someone on coke*
nerds: "haha he is acting like that because of ketamine"
nerds: "haha he is acting like that because of ketamine"
January 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
elon: *exhibiting obvious signs of someone on coke*
nerds: "haha he is acting like that because of ketamine"
nerds: "haha he is acting like that because of ketamine"
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feels like the past decade or so of hardware side of tech trends has been about removing features and calling it progress or innovation. removing the headphone jack for mm of thinness being a big one everyone remembers, but that's just one notable example of a wider trend of technological bulimia
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
feels like the past decade or so of hardware side of tech trends has been about removing features and calling it progress or innovation. removing the headphone jack for mm of thinness being a big one everyone remembers, but that's just one notable example of a wider trend of technological bulimia
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Sex is great but have you ever rubbed your eyes in the shower for 20 minutes straight
January 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sex is great but have you ever rubbed your eyes in the shower for 20 minutes straight
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ENDELIG. My time to shine.
heartbeats.dk/smid-din-kah...
heartbeats.dk/smid-din-kah...
Smid din Kähler-vase og dit Rolex i skraldespanden. Det nye statussymbol er at være lidt kedelig
At være kedelig er blevet det nyeste statussymbol, skriver Independent. Og de har ret.
heartbeats.dk
January 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
ENDELIG. My time to shine.
heartbeats.dk/smid-din-kah...
heartbeats.dk/smid-din-kah...
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Swung by the hardware store this afternoon to pick up some stuff to build shelving in my workshop and relied purely on my Dad Senses when selecting lumber; didn’t measure a single thing! Totally biffed it. Wildly inaccurate guessing on my part. Have to go back tomorrow
January 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Swung by the hardware store this afternoon to pick up some stuff to build shelving in my workshop and relied purely on my Dad Senses when selecting lumber; didn’t measure a single thing! Totally biffed it. Wildly inaccurate guessing on my part. Have to go back tomorrow
I dag fylder jeg 22 år. Ej, hvor er jeg bare helt VILDT gammel, jeg ved slet ikke hvordan man skriver testamente eller melder sig til plejehjem eller noget
January 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I dag fylder jeg 22 år. Ej, hvor er jeg bare helt VILDT gammel, jeg ved slet ikke hvordan man skriver testamente eller melder sig til plejehjem eller noget
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gaslighting my dog into thinking he's a good boy
January 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
gaslighting my dog into thinking he's a good boy
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
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For the record horses don’t need you to lead them to water they’re just trying to make you feel important
January 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
For the record horses don’t need you to lead them to water they’re just trying to make you feel important
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doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
January 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
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I personally don’t think we have a porn bot problem. I guess because I’m an ally
January 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I personally don’t think we have a porn bot problem. I guess because I’m an ally
Det er fint at bluesky kæmper for at der ikke kommer flere bots, men altså, de behøver ikke at slette dem der følger en allerede, vel? Det er jo så svært at få følgere
January 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Det er fint at bluesky kæmper for at der ikke kommer flere bots, men altså, de behøver ikke at slette dem der følger en allerede, vel? Det er jo så svært at få følgere
I dag har jeg mødt Putin. Eller ihvertfald en der påstod han var, da han joinede vores zoom-forelæsning med 250+ mennesker, og pånævnte de mennesker hvis mødre han havde samleje med, og bedte os om at tale russisk i stedet for engelsk. Så blev der lukket for at publikum kunne snakke i stedet.
January 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I dag har jeg mødt Putin. Eller ihvertfald en der påstod han var, da han joinede vores zoom-forelæsning med 250+ mennesker, og pånævnte de mennesker hvis mødre han havde samleje med, og bedte os om at tale russisk i stedet for engelsk. Så blev der lukket for at publikum kunne snakke i stedet.
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New Year’s resolution is to become one of those risk taking adhd people and not an inactive anxiety one
January 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
New Year’s resolution is to become one of those risk taking adhd people and not an inactive anxiety one
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Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there
December 31, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there
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I'm kind of frightened by the idea that Gen Alpha will just love AI slop.
December 27, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I'm kind of frightened by the idea that Gen Alpha will just love AI slop.