I don't know this guy, but this remains the funniest lede I've ever read in my life. It's been five years and I still think about it.

What’s both funny & bleak about Gl*nner’s sales is the whole media inbred circle jerk & both major political parties have thrown their weight behind making life unbearable for trans people because they think it’s popular & there’s only 390 votes in it

i will never serve this much cunt

Which one of you brought him here? Via code or con, show yourself!

“Human rights should, can, and do apply to all humans” is not and should not be a radical statement.

The amount of effort that some people go to try to obscure this basic concept is truly wild.

the weird spate of culture pieces trying to shame people into working harder would have been merely embarrassing pre-covid but put in the context of a global pandemic it's not just losers vying for middle-management rise and grind shit, it's "i think you should want to d!e quicker for your job"

If you hate Nazis, holy crap, watch SISU, on a couple different streaming platforms now.

It's almost a DIE HARD IN FINLAND DURING WWII but it's just intense and gritty and entertaining as HELL.

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i think this is genuinely hilarious

Times like this I remember early 2000s US bloggers drinking jugs of water in one go to "prove" waterboarding in Guantanamo wasn't a form of torture.

My first realtime experience of the inexhaustible supply of "reasonable guys" who'll do and say anything to uphold power and invite its favour.

It’s pretty messed up Russell Brand dated so many hot famous people when his appearance and general vibe are essentially “Weird Al Yankovich if he got into porn”

Listened to a John Blanche interview earlier and he talked about his first Sister of Battle painting and was like, "yeah basically I just painted Debbie Harry in armour and then put a bunch of weirdos behind her".

Oh boy. That girl's about to get cuffed. 1781. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Julia_Duhamel-Marcello_Bacciarelli_1781.jpg

Even after more than a decade of Uber, people don’t seem to get that the venture capitalists only subsidize the “disruptive” tech long enough to throw the displaced workers into permanent precarity, then they raise prices after destroying the overall market. Cab driver suicides are the strategy.

My friend in Malibu just sent me this pic he took from his back deck.

This app is good because I can be weird online without being screamed at by middle-aged men that peaked in high school and own a Ford F-150 but don't actually need it to tow things

Screw you, woke moralists, you can't stop me from regorfing myself!