Mr. Teen Crypto 2015
@elonconomy.bsky.social
Screen time 8 hours per day
Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.
In the future car rentals will no longer exist. You will be able to air travel internationally in the comfort of your own car, and drive off the plane in style upon arrival. No more sweaty sprints through airports for layovers! I love this
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In the future car rentals will no longer exist. You will be able to air travel internationally in the comfort of your own car, and drive off the plane in style upon arrival. No more sweaty sprints through airports for layovers! I love this
The way all of you crusty ass millennials read the magazine it should be called unc vogue not teen vogue
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The way all of you crusty ass millennials read the magazine it should be called unc vogue not teen vogue
Rest in peace Dick Cheney. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit on x.com by posting cheap jokes making light of his death to farm engagement.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Rest in peace Dick Cheney. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit on x.com by posting cheap jokes making light of his death to farm engagement.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.
You could never make nightmare on elm street in 2025. Teens have adderall, geek bars, circadian rhythm disorders from blue light screens, and Celsius to stay awake 24/7. Freddie Krueger wouldn’t have a chance.
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You could never make nightmare on elm street in 2025. Teens have adderall, geek bars, circadian rhythm disorders from blue light screens, and Celsius to stay awake 24/7. Freddie Krueger wouldn’t have a chance.
Imagine being his roommate in college. Speaking to him for hours about technology and science while experimenting with drugs. Undoubtedly he’d have sex with your crush, but rather than jealousy you feel happiness. Happiness that this young genius got to experience pleasure.
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Imagine being his roommate in college. Speaking to him for hours about technology and science while experimenting with drugs. Undoubtedly he’d have sex with your crush, but rather than jealousy you feel happiness. Happiness that this young genius got to experience pleasure.
In the near future, titans of industry like Mr. Musk will be able to implant artificial uteruses in their bodies to carry their own pregnancies to term. The baby will likely be stronger than if it were carried by womenstock since it will be exposed directly to Elon’s cells and testosterone.
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In the near future, titans of industry like Mr. Musk will be able to implant artificial uteruses in their bodies to carry their own pregnancies to term. The baby will likely be stronger than if it were carried by womenstock since it will be exposed directly to Elon’s cells and testosterone.
I have a Norwood pubic hair styling. It’s the opposite of a happy trail. Bald in the center under the belly button and massive bush to each side.
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I have a Norwood pubic hair styling. It’s the opposite of a happy trail. Bald in the center under the belly button and massive bush to each side.
Can someone please interact with me
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can someone please interact with me
Can we stop with all the “no kings” talk and get back to Jo king on here?
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Can we stop with all the “no kings” talk and get back to Jo king on here?
Please stop deadnaming the site. It’s called X now. You’re disparaging all of Elon’s hard work to upgrade the platform.
I don't care about twitter and I don't want to see nazis on here. grow up
This site would actually be better if it had more voices from across the political spectrum, and efforts to push out right wing accounts are only entrenching Twitter/X's dominant position in the political discourse.
October 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Please stop deadnaming the site. It’s called X now. You’re disparaging all of Elon’s hard work to upgrade the platform.
In my group chat discussing supplement stacks that will have you wet dreaming like you’re 13 again.
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In my group chat discussing supplement stacks that will have you wet dreaming like you’re 13 again.
Just because it’s Saturday doesn’t give you an excuse to stop grinding!
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just because it’s Saturday doesn’t give you an excuse to stop grinding!
nsane that Elon could have just retired on a private island at 30 and walked into the sunset
Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols
Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
nsane that Elon could have just retired on a private island at 30 and walked into the sunset
Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols
Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols
Bill Ackman liked my post 😀 on X. Is he on blue sky?
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Bill Ackman liked my post 😀 on X. Is he on blue sky?
The loss of xxxtentacion was the biggest lost to music in the past 50 years.
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The loss of xxxtentacion was the biggest lost to music in the past 50 years.
Anti-Musk heretic executed on Mars in 2079AD. Method: cybertruck quartering
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Anti-Musk heretic executed on Mars in 2079AD. Method: cybertruck quartering
Reposted by Mr. Teen Crypto 2015
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
Only an Optimus robot guarding every classroom with an AR-15 will prevent mass shootings.
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Only an Optimus robot guarding every classroom with an AR-15 will prevent mass shootings.
Cybertruck: Israel's automotive twin—angular, armored fortress in a sea of sleek sedans. Bulletproof glass shrugs off critics like Iron Dome dodges rockets. Polarizing powerhouse: loved by defenders, hated by haters. Thrives in controversy, innovates relentlessly.
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Cybertruck: Israel's automotive twin—angular, armored fortress in a sea of sleek sedans. Bulletproof glass shrugs off critics like Iron Dome dodges rockets. Polarizing powerhouse: loved by defenders, hated by haters. Thrives in controversy, innovates relentlessly.
AI will solve the birth rate crisis. Men will perform coitus on robots that are more attractive than natural women stock. The semen collected by the robots can then be inserted into eggs via IVF. Feminism is the reason humanity’s population is collapsing and, yet again, Elon has found a solution.
October 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
AI will solve the birth rate crisis. Men will perform coitus on robots that are more attractive than natural women stock. The semen collected by the robots can then be inserted into eggs via IVF. Feminism is the reason humanity’s population is collapsing and, yet again, Elon has found a solution.
Paid for my beer with $BTC today. The transaction only took 3 hours and altogether I only paid $22 in transfer fees. Not bad for the currency of the future!
October 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Paid for my beer with $BTC today. The transaction only took 3 hours and altogether I only paid $22 in transfer fees. Not bad for the currency of the future!
I believe the conservative movement would become much more accepting of trans people if they tried their best to look like Elon in their new gender.
I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!
I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!
October 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I believe the conservative movement would become much more accepting of trans people if they tried their best to look like Elon in their new gender.
I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!
I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!