Dustin Evans
@dustinevans.bsky.social
Pleasant white male, alert and oriented • Former Twitter account @dustinavevans • Married to Anna • Dad to Benjamin
Reading the doctor's notes from my latest check-up and I think I found my new bio.
March 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reading the doctor's notes from my latest check-up and I think I found my new bio.
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Mario [triple jumps off a cliff]:
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Mario [triple jumps off a cliff]:
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the cool thing about meeting babies is you’re still just an npc to them but they’re so low level that you seem very main quest relevant
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the cool thing about meeting babies is you’re still just an npc to them but they’re so low level that you seem very main quest relevant
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just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
January 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
Get C O N S E C R A T E D
December 7, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Get C O N S E C R A T E D
Chose to sleep until the heat death of the universe in Star Rail and the game honored my choice, rolled credits, and booted me to the home screen.
December 6, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Chose to sleep until the heat death of the universe in Star Rail and the game honored my choice, rolled credits, and booted me to the home screen.
Sir, put the Jotunn down and step away from the Crucible
December 4, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Sir, put the Jotunn down and step away from the Crucible
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[egg factory]
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
[egg factory]
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
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the first person who invented cussing probably got in an insane amount of trouble. no one had ever heard anything like it
December 2, 2024 at 4:16 AM
the first person who invented cussing probably got in an insane amount of trouble. no one had ever heard anything like it
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My editor dislikes my use of contractions but it's what it's
November 27, 2024 at 2:25 PM
My editor dislikes my use of contractions but it's what it's
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
Genshin can be hit or miss, but you've gotta admit they've nailed the Cool Anime Cutscene™
November 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Genshin can be hit or miss, but you've gotta admit they've nailed the Cool Anime Cutscene™
They put the legend himself in Astro Bot
November 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM
They put the legend himself in Astro Bot
Man, I'm psyched this place is doing so well now.
November 15, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Man, I'm psyched this place is doing so well now.
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
Flossing with the homies
November 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Flossing with the homies
Remembering again when science gave us the mummy's voice
November 13, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Remembering again when science gave us the mummy's voice
CIA agents then vs. now
November 12, 2024 at 7:56 PM
CIA agents then vs. now
Feels like BlueSky has reached critical mass where there's enough people here now that used to be on Twitter that it's worth it.
Definitely helps that Twitter is an algorithmic hellhole filled with bots and ads now.
Definitely helps that Twitter is an algorithmic hellhole filled with bots and ads now.
November 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Feels like BlueSky has reached critical mass where there's enough people here now that used to be on Twitter that it's worth it.
Definitely helps that Twitter is an algorithmic hellhole filled with bots and ads now.
Definitely helps that Twitter is an algorithmic hellhole filled with bots and ads now.
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Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
November 10, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.
Man: But doctor—
Doctor: I know who you are.
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The only good video games are the ones where you turn it on and have to immediately make character choices in systems you do not and will never understand. Oh I could be "The Patrician" and earn +20% Dogma, but then I couldn't be "The Conciliatress" with its the unique turn bonus "Warband Whispers".
October 28, 2024 at 2:37 PM
The only good video games are the ones where you turn it on and have to immediately make character choices in systems you do not and will never understand. Oh I could be "The Patrician" and earn +20% Dogma, but then I couldn't be "The Conciliatress" with its the unique turn bonus "Warband Whispers".
It's time we addressed that driving is a C-tier game at best. Boring and repetitive gameplay, carried by graphics, haptic feedback, and permadeath.
May 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
It's time we addressed that driving is a C-tier game at best. Boring and repetitive gameplay, carried by graphics, haptic feedback, and permadeath.
The henchmen in John Wick 4 when they got to the stairs of Sacré Coeur:
April 19, 2024 at 8:57 PM
The henchmen in John Wick 4 when they got to the stairs of Sacré Coeur:
My son when Ms. Rachel starts singing Icky Sticky Bubble Gum:
March 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
My son when Ms. Rachel starts singing Icky Sticky Bubble Gum:
The Itsy Bitsy Spider is just the story of Sisyphus for babies
March 10, 2024 at 4:18 PM
The Itsy Bitsy Spider is just the story of Sisyphus for babies