Derek Roessler
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Derek Roessler
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Sports, bourbon, politics. Not necessarily in that order.
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you think Stephen Miller hates the Olympics?
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Lemme guess... they want the racism to remain FULLY in place, but just a little quieter?
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Time to lower the 35-point Rock n Jock goal.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
He moves his arms more than the Capital One guy
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries says on Instagram the president posted that intentionally: “F*ck Donald Trump and his vile, racist and malignant behavior.”
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Way to focus on the things that matter most right now, Amy.
I joined a bipartisan group of senators in introducing a resolution honoring Team USA's Olympic & Paralympic athletes as the Milano Cortina Winter Games begin.

Minnesota is well represented having the 2nd-most Winter Olympians of any  state.
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Good thing I was sitting down to read the SHOCKING news that the NHL is overwhelmingly republican vs. democrat.
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Gotta love the effort the @nba.com team put into making identical posts for each person. Great stuff!
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Bringing his talents to the Ruffles Celeb Game at NBA All-Star… it’s Shams Charania!
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
THAT'S the line she's going with!?
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'd like to congratulate everyone who voted for this on making sure America in the 2020s replaces Germany in the 1930s as the worst fucking thing kids will learn in history class. Assuming history classes will still exist.
ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Horrible time for Hall's controller to disconnect.
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
How much fucking water did this waste?
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Wow.

The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Can you imagine how much money could go to other things that matter if we just dismantled this horror show who's only job in this country is to kill kidnap and rape?

We wouldn't be here if Dem Senators didn't fold in November to get nothing and you think they know what they're doing
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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This is why I remind anyone in the "time to buy a gun" crowd: the Second Amendment is not for you. American gun culture is not for you.

You are not in on the con.
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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If this isn't enough to shut down the government and stop all federal funding for ICE immediately then we do not have a Democratic Party anymore. This was an execution.

Someone has gotta help the people of MSP and Frey and Walz aren't doing it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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I just watched the shooting video. It's a horrific beating and execution in the middle of the street.

If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Not "involving" DONE BY federal agents. Stop using passive language FFS
Breaking:

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz confirms: There has been another shooting involving federal agents in Minneapolis.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Hard disagree. Vaccinate your kids. Otherwise herd immunity is gone.
I do think parents should absolutely have the right to choose not to vaccinate their kids.

I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don’t want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Michael Irvin is gonna do the saddest line(s) of cocaine
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM