Dark Table
@drktbl.bsky.social
Unity 3D developer. I mostly do VR/AR/MR stuff. Occasionally I watch superhero movies or anime. There are dozens of us! He/him
pfp from KC Green
pfp from KC Green
“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” —Trump ‘02
“I have met some very bad people, None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.” —Epstein ‘17
“I have met some very bad people, None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.” —Epstein ‘17
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” —Trump ‘02
“I have met some very bad people, None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.” —Epstein ‘17
“I have met some very bad people, None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.” —Epstein ‘17
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Welcome to fam, ya'll!
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Welcome to fam, ya'll!
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)
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they elected and have been covering for THEE main epstein guy, like they were trying to decode pictures of pizza and meanwhile started worshipping the guy with an epstein punch card
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
they elected and have been covering for THEE main epstein guy, like they were trying to decode pictures of pizza and meanwhile started worshipping the guy with an epstein punch card
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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When you've lost *checks notes again* Chris Cillizza
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When you've lost *checks notes again* Chris Cillizza
Just got fried chicken from a UK chain. Now I understand why people queued up all day when Popeyes opened a shop over here.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just got fried chicken from a UK chain. Now I understand why people queued up all day when Popeyes opened a shop over here.
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who crossed out “jetpacks” and wrote in “climate crisis accelerating plagiarism machine that is also a suicide cheerleader” on their tech wish list? www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
who crossed out “jetpacks” and wrote in “climate crisis accelerating plagiarism machine that is also a suicide cheerleader” on their tech wish list? www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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It seems my 2024 Everything Procedural Conference talk about Layer-Based Procedural Generation is no longer marked as "for kids" which means functionality is now enabled for e.g. commenting or saving to "Watch later".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oJG...
Also check out the other EPC talks! #ProcGen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oJG...
Also check out the other EPC talks! #ProcGen
EPC2024 | Layer-Based Procedural Generation: Chunks and Context | Rune Skovbo Johansen
YouTube video by BUas Games
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It seems my 2024 Everything Procedural Conference talk about Layer-Based Procedural Generation is no longer marked as "for kids" which means functionality is now enabled for e.g. commenting or saving to "Watch later".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oJG...
Also check out the other EPC talks! #ProcGen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oJG...
Also check out the other EPC talks! #ProcGen
Armando Iannucci fucking wishes he could’ve written something as ridiculous as Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Armando Iannucci fucking wishes he could’ve written something as ridiculous as Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Laser Dance is ✨OUT NOW✨ in early access on Meta Quest 3/3s🕺
Turn your living room into the laser obstacle course it was always meant to be!
Get it here👉bit.ly/3W0huQf
Turn your living room into the laser obstacle course it was always meant to be!
Get it here👉bit.ly/3W0huQf
Laser Dance - Early Access Trailer
YouTube video by Thomas Van Bouwel
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Laser Dance is ✨OUT NOW✨ in early access on Meta Quest 3/3s🕺
Turn your living room into the laser obstacle course it was always meant to be!
Get it here👉bit.ly/3W0huQf
Turn your living room into the laser obstacle course it was always meant to be!
Get it here👉bit.ly/3W0huQf
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November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Laser Dance in early access is the first essential mixed reality game.
Our full review: www.uploadvr.com/laser-dance-...
Our full review: www.uploadvr.com/laser-dance-...
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Laser Dance in early access is the first essential mixed reality game.
Our full review: www.uploadvr.com/laser-dance-...
Our full review: www.uploadvr.com/laser-dance-...
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summoning circle, hope this works
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November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
summoning circle, hope this works
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🕯 zohran 🕯
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
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nodevember2025 entry
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
nodevember2025 entry
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I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
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"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
x.com/dailyportalz...
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November 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
x.com/dailyportalz...
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"Person who just bought toilet paper, only to find that there was none left in the supermarket restroom (based on a true story)"
x.com/dailyportalz...
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November 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Person who just bought toilet paper, only to find that there was none left in the supermarket restroom (based on a true story)"
x.com/dailyportalz...
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Nobody who’s met me in the last 30 years would guess it, but I’m not a US citizen. When POTUS got re-elected I knew my options were keep renewing my green card, which can be denied for any reason, or take a citizenship test that POTUS would fail and pledge to uphold the constitution he’s pissing on.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nobody who’s met me in the last 30 years would guess it, but I’m not a US citizen. When POTUS got re-elected I knew my options were keep renewing my green card, which can be denied for any reason, or take a citizenship test that POTUS would fail and pledge to uphold the constitution he’s pissing on.