Dark Table
@drktbl.bsky.social
Unity 3D developer. I mostly do VR/AR/MR stuff. Occasionally I watch superhero movies or anime. There are dozens of us! He/him
pfp from KC Green
pfp from KC Green
“Thank goodness nothing like that will ever happen to us!”
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
“Thank goodness nothing like that will ever happen to us!”
You should do a “Hitchcock Presents”
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You should do a “Hitchcock Presents”
I just assumed buttered was some northern slang I was unfamiliar with.
“That twat doesn’t know which side he buttered!”
“That twat doesn’t know which side he buttered!”
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I just assumed buttered was some northern slang I was unfamiliar with.
“That twat doesn’t know which side he buttered!”
“That twat doesn’t know which side he buttered!”
I’m just not sure that it’s fully canon.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’m just not sure that it’s fully canon.
Nobody who’s met me in the last 30 years would guess it, but I’m not a US citizen. When POTUS got re-elected I knew my options were keep renewing my green card, which can be denied for any reason, or take a citizenship test that POTUS would fail and pledge to uphold the constitution he’s pissing on.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nobody who’s met me in the last 30 years would guess it, but I’m not a US citizen. When POTUS got re-elected I knew my options were keep renewing my green card, which can be denied for any reason, or take a citizenship test that POTUS would fail and pledge to uphold the constitution he’s pissing on.
Color code it for extra mania points!
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Color code it for extra mania points!
C’mon then. Give us a smile.
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
C’mon then. Give us a smile.
“How did you hear about the game, Hans?”
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“How did you hear about the game, Hans?”
Just checked and found out I’ve owned the same Brother laser printer for 17 years. I’m moving and it’s not coming with me. I’m crying like it’s the Going Merry.
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Just checked and found out I’ve owned the same Brother laser printer for 17 years. I’m moving and it’s not coming with me. I’m crying like it’s the Going Merry.
Concept art is already done:
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Concept art is already done:
The Quest Pro applied an uncomfortable amount of pressure to my cranial ridges. I expect I will find the Galaxy XR uncomfortable. ☹️
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The Quest Pro applied an uncomfortable amount of pressure to my cranial ridges. I expect I will find the Galaxy XR uncomfortable. ☹️
What is this graph measuring “measure: Terminal Illness Saved?” If they’re saying the LLM writes more stories about white people dying on terminal illnesses, that *might* be because there’s at least a century of award-winning fiction with white people dying of terminal illnesses.
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
What is this graph measuring “measure: Terminal Illness Saved?” If they’re saying the LLM writes more stories about white people dying on terminal illnesses, that *might* be because there’s at least a century of award-winning fiction with white people dying of terminal illnesses.
I believe this is the same console being used on Community (Basic Rocket Science).
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I believe this is the same console being used on Community (Basic Rocket Science).
Top of a short list:
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Top of a short list:
Very nice. Let’s see the alpha overdraw.
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Very nice. Let’s see the alpha overdraw.
Rewatch of 30 Rock continues to drop freakishly prescient gems. This is season 2, before Obama was elected.
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Rewatch of 30 Rock continues to drop freakishly prescient gems. This is season 2, before Obama was elected.
The one NewsMax guy who signed the agreement:
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The one NewsMax guy who signed the agreement:
Maybe it’s for the hallway lights on the 7 1/2 floor?
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Maybe it’s for the hallway lights on the 7 1/2 floor?
GoFundMe CEO (artist’s conception)
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
GoFundMe CEO (artist’s conception)