Jokes McChuckles
@drcornwater.bsky.social
My digital game is serious | I make music as alt+f4: bsky.app/profile/alt-eff-four.bsky.social | he/him |
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Jokes McChuckles
@drcornwater.bsky.social
· May 11
Pequod, by alt+f4
11 track album
altf4wav.bandcamp.com
My album Pequod is finally out after 5 years of work. It's a very personal album that meditates on loss, grief, Life, love, and the cycles we find ourselves in. It's influenced by vaporwave, dance music, hip hop, and experimental music.
altf4wav.bandcamp.com/album/pequod
altf4wav.bandcamp.com/album/pequod
A loss of human life reduced down to a Futurama meme for likes on the internet. Being online has made people disconnect from their own humanity so the Attention Machine can reward them with a facade of connection. Jules fucking nailed this thread.
just… man, this kind of shit in particular really feels irreversible
saw someone post “to smithereens, you say?” on a local story about a guy in NYC getting hit by a train and dying tragically
just saw one about a massacre at a wedding in Africa after the groom was killed, top comment:
saw someone post “to smithereens, you say?” on a local story about a guy in NYC getting hit by a train and dying tragically
just saw one about a massacre at a wedding in Africa after the groom was killed, top comment:
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A loss of human life reduced down to a Futurama meme for likes on the internet. Being online has made people disconnect from their own humanity so the Attention Machine can reward them with a facade of connection. Jules fucking nailed this thread.
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we have become such a brutally antisocial/lonely society that it’s become impossible for so many people to experience anything other than the part of their brain that can only think in consumed media, the world isn’t real to them anymore, it’s terrifying
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
we have become such a brutally antisocial/lonely society that it’s become impossible for so many people to experience anything other than the part of their brain that can only think in consumed media, the world isn’t real to them anymore, it’s terrifying
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Assigned's mentions for this post are flooded with people who want to jeer at Biden so may I just say: When a Democratic former president makes a point of standing up for trans rights in a situation where he is absolutely not required to do so, for God's sake, just take the W.
6 Dec 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- Biden, generally a lukewarm backer of trans rights as President, uses Intl International LGBTQ+ Leaders Conference speech to slam Reps/Trump for turning trans rights into "political football...into something scary, something sinister."
Joe Biden slams Republicans for turning transgender rights into ‘political football’
The former president gave a speech expressing support for LGBTQ+ rights at an LGBTQ+ leaders conference on Friday
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Assigned's mentions for this post are flooded with people who want to jeer at Biden so may I just say: When a Democratic former president makes a point of standing up for trans rights in a situation where he is absolutely not required to do so, for God's sake, just take the W.
Here's a Ginger pic 🐱
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Here's a Ginger pic 🐱
The cats can tell my wife's steel toes apart from the other people in the house and I cannot tell you how funny that is to me
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The cats can tell my wife's steel toes apart from the other people in the house and I cannot tell you how funny that is to me
Yes
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yes
I love to drive my wife insane by reading Nuzzi excerpts, and when we got to the one with the "A blue blue," part she just blurted out the Mr. Krabs "A smell, a smelly smell, a smelly smell that... smells..." lmaooooooo
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I love to drive my wife insane by reading Nuzzi excerpts, and when we got to the one with the "A blue blue," part she just blurted out the Mr. Krabs "A smell, a smelly smell, a smelly smell that... smells..." lmaooooooo
NO BOB
NO
DONT OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S RED FOREMAN WITH A GUN
HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU UP
STOP
NO BOB
NOOOOOOOOO
NO
DONT OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S RED FOREMAN WITH A GUN
HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU UP
STOP
NO BOB
NOOOOOOOOO
Must be the champagne. Stay here.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
NO BOB
NO
DONT OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S RED FOREMAN WITH A GUN
HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU UP
STOP
NO BOB
NOOOOOOOOO
NO
DONT OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S RED FOREMAN WITH A GUN
HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU UP
STOP
NO BOB
NOOOOOOOOO
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
I'm kinda bummed No More Fielders and Resleevables didn't show up on here, but I'm glad Daddy Grim was #1. Mormon Stories is an excellent place for morning coffee. Carah Burrell is someone I really enjoy who used to be with MSP, and I highly recommend her channel, too. Alyssa Grenfell is another!
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm kinda bummed No More Fielders and Resleevables didn't show up on here, but I'm glad Daddy Grim was #1. Mormon Stories is an excellent place for morning coffee. Carah Burrell is someone I really enjoy who used to be with MSP, and I highly recommend her channel, too. Alyssa Grenfell is another!
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One day, I'll make a minotaur tribal deck on MTGA and it'll be so fucking over for you hoes. Mark my words.
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
One day, I'll make a minotaur tribal deck on MTGA and it'll be so fucking over for you hoes. Mark my words.
I love getting the notification that I was put on a list called "Sus Chili Jokers (Turntable Confirmed 🙄)" or something incoherent to anyone not online 15 hours a day. Knowing a reply of mine sent some unwashed loser into a rage so bad that I end up on their enemies list is pure troll gold to me.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I love getting the notification that I was put on a list called "Sus Chili Jokers (Turntable Confirmed 🙄)" or something incoherent to anyone not online 15 hours a day. Knowing a reply of mine sent some unwashed loser into a rage so bad that I end up on their enemies list is pure troll gold to me.
Chris nailed it with this part at the end. Games really are just gambling sims and toys to most people. Games as art is a nice concept, but the industry will always see games as a product. Horses threatened the money in a very prudish moment, and it had to suffer for it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Chris nailed it with this part at the end. Games really are just gambling sims and toys to most people. Games as art is a nice concept, but the industry will always see games as a product. Horses threatened the money in a very prudish moment, and it had to suffer for it.
Who else but him
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who else but him
Time for me to know what I'm talking about
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Time for me to know what I'm talking about
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