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Sarcasm & Santa
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Extreme-part-time TTRPG content author, unfinished novelist, ADHD, Dyscalculia, she/her, Curséd of the Egg Gods, Kobold of Many Images. I do not speak Welsh, even if I claim that I do.
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Vaguely recall Republicans absolutely losing their shit over the (misleading to false) claim that the IRS in the Obama era targeted conservative non-profits for audits based on their ideology.

I'm sure every one of those people is speaking out in support of Mischief Toy Store or...?
Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Even if weather reports weren't a thing, you could always tell when Texas was about to crumble under cold, ice, and snow by when this puffed up ethics barometer leaves the state to be elsewhere for a while.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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This is what you do when you’re running death camps
1. ICE has STOPPED PAYING for medical treatment for its 73,000 detainees

ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals

Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care

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ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
popular.info
January 20, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Staring at a five-alarm fire, Democrats work up a good mouthful of spit.

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Democrats Support Bill That Would Give ICE $10 Billion
The party has few good options for restraining ICE, which is flush with cash thanks to the passage of President Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill.
www.huffpost.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Reminder to Canadians: Don’t book connecting flights through US airports
New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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If they have an attorney and can afford to, they should sue.
Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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SCOTUS will not allow POTUS to fire members of the fed reserve board. This will force Trump to fire them for cause. Which is why he’s investigating Lisa Cook for mortgage fraud and Powell for congressional testimony.
Watch LIVE coverage of a historic Supreme Court argument as SCOTUS weighs whether Trump can undermine the Federal Reserve’s independence and seize control of interest rates.

Join Popok and Adam Klasfeld for pregame coverage starting 9:30 a.m. ET.
LIVE: LANDMARK SCOTUS Oral Argument on Federal Reserve Independence
YouTube video by Legal AF
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Why don’t we all take a few seconds to send these lovely people a message? 😆
January 21, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Everyone Knows Our Mad King’s Greenland Obsession Is Insane. Why Won’t Congress Stop It?

Look, I know we've all gotten somewhat numb to the constant stream of unhinged pronouncements from the White House. At some point, the brain develops defense mechanisms. But every now and then, something comes…
Everyone Knows Our Mad King’s Greenland Obsession Is Insane. Why Won’t Congress Stop It?
Look, I know we've all gotten somewhat numb to the constant stream of unhinged pronouncements from the White House. At some point, the brain develops defense mechanisms. But every now and then, something comes along that is so transparently, obviously, undeniably insane that it demands we stop and actually process what is happening. This weekend was one of those moments.
www.techdirt.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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born to grindset mindset, forced to post about back pain
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Catastrophe: Florida's Department of Health is stopping coverage for antivirals to 10,000 low-income people with HIV infection, blaming impending federal cuts to the AIDS Drug Assistance Program. 12.5% of Americans with HIV live in Florida.
Thousands to lose access to HIV drugs with new cuts
An estimated 10,000 people are about to lose access to their HIV medication as the Florida Department of Health makes cuts to the AIDS Drug Assistance Program (ADAP).
www.fox13news.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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*clears throat*

*taps mic*

I had some edits

thank you to @sbarolo.bsky.social and @ajdemas.bsky.social for their Jeremiah and Lazarus jokes which gave me the idea for this
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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I am CRYING laughing

in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I'm glad you are fucking here, Sam. Here at the end of all motherfucking things.
What is hope, if not spite persevering?
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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getting dunked on is always sustainable on bluesky dot website 😌
January 19, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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If you're following the unbuilding of CBS News, there's a development.

@brianstelter.bsky.social says the Inside CECOT report is to air tonight, "according to sources at CBS."

view.newsletters.cnn.com/messages/176...

This part interested me most: "The promised interview did not materialize."
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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The president
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Where we are as a country. This is a treaty ally.
What makes this statement by Emmanuel Macron so unprecedented is, for the first time, a leading European ally is equating Trump with Putin.

“No intimidation or threat will influence us - neither in Ukraine, nor in Greenland, nor anywhere else in the world.”

EVERYTHING has changed.
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Mad king watch
Trump: "Starting Feb 1, all above mentioned Countries (Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, UK, Netherlands, & Finland), will be charged a 10% Tariff. On June 1, it will be increased to 25%. It will be due until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland."
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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I keep thinking about them saying "haven't you learned [from Renee Good's murder]" and... they don't understand why people are still coming out after they've shown they can and will kill us, because they're cowards, and they don't understand what it's like not to be a coward
January 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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And the United States will face isolation, bankruptcy, and civil war, when Europe decides to cut you off completely

Fuck off, Mr. Trump
Trump says 8 European countries will face 10% tariff for opposing US control of Greenland
President Donald Trump says he'll impose a 10% import tax starting in February on goods from eight European nations because of their opposition to American control of Greenland.
go.stonking.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM