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i would love to be the nerd that gives James Bond his gadgets. dozens of engineering teams working beneath me and im just taking credit for all of it like "do bring back MY grappling gun rolex in one piece"
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i would love to be the nerd that gives James Bond his gadgets. dozens of engineering teams working beneath me and im just taking credit for all of it like "do bring back MY grappling gun rolex in one piece"
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Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
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You seen these "clouds?" if they're made of water vapor like the scientists say- thats what they say right? Jamie pull that up
anyway it just seems weird that something so huge wouldn't fall down
anyway it just seems weird that something so huge wouldn't fall down
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You seen these "clouds?" if they're made of water vapor like the scientists say- thats what they say right? Jamie pull that up
anyway it just seems weird that something so huge wouldn't fall down
anyway it just seems weird that something so huge wouldn't fall down
I've lost three of my best shirts this week, which is actually great, because I've been looking for an excuse to kill myself
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I've lost three of my best shirts this week, which is actually great, because I've been looking for an excuse to kill myself
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never have i ever placed a pizza order more aggressively
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
never have i ever placed a pizza order more aggressively
I've been having sex with only one woman for the last 15 years, so, falling well short of my goal to be an unrepentant philanderer
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I've been having sex with only one woman for the last 15 years, so, falling well short of my goal to be an unrepentant philanderer
obviously trump never blew clinton, because blowjobs are for someone else's benefit
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
obviously trump never blew clinton, because blowjobs are for someone else's benefit
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I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
women can be cocky and condescend to men OR believe in astrology
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
women can be cocky and condescend to men OR believe in astrology
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Imagine there were no talented musicians or songwriters in the world: would mediocre musicians be super popular or would music just not really be a thing?
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Imagine there were no talented musicians or songwriters in the world: would mediocre musicians be super popular or would music just not really be a thing?
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if I don't risk yucking your goddamn yums then how are we ever gonna find out if we hate the same stuff aka become actual friends
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
if I don't risk yucking your goddamn yums then how are we ever gonna find out if we hate the same stuff aka become actual friends
billionaires truly can't conceptualize struggling to afford things you actually need
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
billionaires truly can't conceptualize struggling to afford things you actually need
i could've done five more hey hey mama posts, but i didn't, so, you're welcome
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i could've done five more hey hey mama posts, but i didn't, so, you're welcome
🎵 hey hey mama
like them cloven hooves
draw a pentagram
and pay the devil's due 🎵
like them cloven hooves
draw a pentagram
and pay the devil's due 🎵
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
🎵 hey hey mama
like them cloven hooves
draw a pentagram
and pay the devil's due 🎵
like them cloven hooves
draw a pentagram
and pay the devil's due 🎵
🎵 hey hey mama
got a brain so smooth
would you fuck my butt
make this daddy moo 🎵
got a brain so smooth
would you fuck my butt
make this daddy moo 🎵
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
🎵 hey hey mama
got a brain so smooth
would you fuck my butt
make this daddy moo 🎵
got a brain so smooth
would you fuck my butt
make this daddy moo 🎵
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Toy Story 4 pinball machine takes a picture when you lose apparently
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Toy Story 4 pinball machine takes a picture when you lose apparently
watching people debate the merits of the star wars prequels relative to each other is quite funny. "this turd actually has a part in the middle that doesn't taste so bad" "this turd is definitely the least turdy of the three" "this turd is actually kinda good if you ignore the turd aspects"
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
watching people debate the merits of the star wars prequels relative to each other is quite funny. "this turd actually has a part in the middle that doesn't taste so bad" "this turd is definitely the least turdy of the three" "this turd is actually kinda good if you ignore the turd aspects"
🎵 hey hey mama
let your bowels move
gonna shake your pets
gonna squeeze your boobs 🎵
let your bowels move
gonna shake your pets
gonna squeeze your boobs 🎵
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
🎵 hey hey mama
let your bowels move
gonna shake your pets
gonna squeeze your boobs 🎵
let your bowels move
gonna shake your pets
gonna squeeze your boobs 🎵
i kinda hope one day we find out the earth actually IS flat. The flat earthers would have unprecedented gloating leverage, and I suspect they might not wield it gracefully. I sure wouldn't.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i kinda hope one day we find out the earth actually IS flat. The flat earthers would have unprecedented gloating leverage, and I suspect they might not wield it gracefully. I sure wouldn't.
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You just tucked in the wrong guy
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You just tucked in the wrong guy