Doyce
@doyce.bsky.social
Schrödinger's Canadian. I like #ttrpgs, running, my kids, my spouse, my dog, and ~3 other people.
My safe word is Alderaan.
https://linktr.ee/doycet
My safe word is Alderaan.
https://linktr.ee/doycet
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My son will absolutely lose points on an assignment in service of The Bit.
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My son will absolutely lose points on an assignment in service of The Bit.
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I'm not uploading my government-issued ID to websites that are routinely hacked by twelve year olds
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I'm not uploading my government-issued ID to websites that are routinely hacked by twelve year olds
I don't know what's funnier - the fact that, as someone with both a BA and MA in English Lit, I managed to get spoiled on The Great Gatsby at the age of 55, or that my wife did so when I was TWO HOURS from finishing the book for the first time.
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I don't know what's funnier - the fact that, as someone with both a BA and MA in English Lit, I managed to get spoiled on The Great Gatsby at the age of 55, or that my wife did so when I was TWO HOURS from finishing the book for the first time.
how are there are no readily available "languish" gifs
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
how are there are no readily available "languish" gifs
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"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
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One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
TIL: long before it was a linux distro, Ubuntu was a (very compelling) philosophy and approach to life.
youtu.be/WY9DhRnXAwE?...
youtu.be/WY9DhRnXAwE?...
Ubuntu: I Am Because We Are
YouTube video by Center for Strategic & International Studies
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
TIL: long before it was a linux distro, Ubuntu was a (very compelling) philosophy and approach to life.
youtu.be/WY9DhRnXAwE?...
youtu.be/WY9DhRnXAwE?...
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
Hey heads up I found this timeline's Anchor Being.
I visited another warming center today alongside Dr. Helen Arteaga. With temperatures staying below freezing through tomorrow and dangerous subzero windchills, please stay indoors if you’re able. And if you see someone who may need help, call 311 so we can get them to safety.
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hey heads up I found this timeline's Anchor Being.
Hey quick reminder to get off Substack and also drop newsletters run through Substack and tell them WHY.
The Guardian: here’s how Substack makes money hosting Nazi newsletters. These newsletters weren’t even hard to find or subtle: swastikas and in-app recommendations from one antisemitic newsletter to a bunch of others. [theguardian.com]
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Hey quick reminder to get off Substack and also drop newsletters run through Substack and tell them WHY.
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if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
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I love how half of Trump’s communications are all about what a shithole every large American city is and half is about how if you don’t love America, you’re a terrorist.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I love how half of Trump’s communications are all about what a shithole every large American city is and half is about how if you don’t love America, you’re a terrorist.
Ron Wyden Only Talks Like This When The Spies Do Something *Real* Bad
www.forever-wars.com/ron-wyden-on...
www.forever-wars.com/ron-wyden-on...
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Ron Wyden Only Talks Like This When The Spies Do Something *Real* Bad
www.forever-wars.com/ron-wyden-on...
www.forever-wars.com/ron-wyden-on...
The Wyden Siren: Senator’s Cryptic CIA Letter Follows A Pattern That’s Never Been Wrong
www.techdirt.com/2026/02/05/t...
www.techdirt.com/2026/02/05/t...
The Wyden Siren: Senator’s Cryptic CIA Letter Follows A Pattern That’s Never Been Wrong
If you’ve been paying attention to surveillance and civil liberties issues over the past fifteen years, you’ve likely learned to recognize a particular pattern. Senator Ron Wyden will o…
www.techdirt.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The Wyden Siren: Senator’s Cryptic CIA Letter Follows A Pattern That’s Never Been Wrong
www.techdirt.com/2026/02/05/t...
www.techdirt.com/2026/02/05/t...
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
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generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
Between this guy, and the evil heartless police named Ice killing a woman named Good, I'm keeping an eye out for some teenager named Katniss to show up this summer. That's how on-the-nose this timeline has gotten.
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Between this guy, and the evil heartless police named Ice killing a woman named Good, I'm keeping an eye out for some teenager named Katniss to show up this summer. That's how on-the-nose this timeline has gotten.
Grant Guidelines for Libraries and Museums Take Chilling Political Turn Under Trump
www.propublica.org/article/inst...
www.propublica.org/article/inst...
Grant Guidelines for Libraries and Museums Take “Chilling” Political Turn Under Trump
Former Institute of Museum and Library Services leaders from both political parties expressed concern that the new funding guidelines could encourage a more constrained or distorted view of American h...
www.propublica.org
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Grant Guidelines for Libraries and Museums Take Chilling Political Turn Under Trump
www.propublica.org/article/inst...
www.propublica.org/article/inst...
why did tumblrs algorithm suddenly decide I'm a MAGA pathfinder dm what fresh hell is this?
February 6, 2026 at 7:22 AM
why did tumblrs algorithm suddenly decide I'm a MAGA pathfinder dm what fresh hell is this?