Shart Week
@doubledawg2013.bsky.social
Georgia Bulldogs, Atlanta United, Atlanta Braves. I also love dogs and cars
Got an interview for a potential dream job. Trying to stay cool. Channeling the energy of these divas serving
February 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Got an interview for a potential dream job. Trying to stay cool. Channeling the energy of these divas serving
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"I'm calling for immediate hearings" = fart noises
"I demand an independent review" = jerk-off motion
"it's time for _______ to resign" = visibly pissing in pants
"I demand an independent review" = jerk-off motion
"it's time for _______ to resign" = visibly pissing in pants
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"I'm calling for immediate hearings" = fart noises
"I demand an independent review" = jerk-off motion
"it's time for _______ to resign" = visibly pissing in pants
"I demand an independent review" = jerk-off motion
"it's time for _______ to resign" = visibly pissing in pants
I always wanted a Firebird so bad but I’m not sure there is any car I associate more with being totally trashy. Not that trashy is bad, but like was there anyone who drove one who had ever used a cloth napkin?
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I always wanted a Firebird so bad but I’m not sure there is any car I associate more with being totally trashy. Not that trashy is bad, but like was there anyone who drove one who had ever used a cloth napkin?
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Our groundhog has predicted six more weeks of winter and seven years of famine.
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Our groundhog has predicted six more weeks of winter and seven years of famine.
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"You look happier"
Thanks, I just ate.
Thanks, I just ate.
January 29, 2026 at 7:55 AM
"You look happier"
Thanks, I just ate.
Thanks, I just ate.
Got approached with pretty much a dream job. I actually have an acquaintance with some reach into the hiring for the position, so I am trying not to get my hopes too high but like 😬😬😬
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Got approached with pretty much a dream job. I actually have an acquaintance with some reach into the hiring for the position, so I am trying not to get my hopes too high but like 😬😬😬
Had the whole pool to myself for the second half of my swim today. It should’ve been nice but it was eerie. I found myself getting paranoid thinking up Final-Destination-style freak death scenarios that could happen to me and how long it would take for someone to find my body 😭😭
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Had the whole pool to myself for the second half of my swim today. It should’ve been nice but it was eerie. I found myself getting paranoid thinking up Final-Destination-style freak death scenarios that could happen to me and how long it would take for someone to find my body 😭😭
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📜 #OnThisDate | 2017
LGP, former ATLUTD Center Back, joined The Five Stripes
LGP, former ATLUTD Center Back, joined The Five Stripes
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
📜 #OnThisDate | 2017
LGP, former ATLUTD Center Back, joined The Five Stripes
LGP, former ATLUTD Center Back, joined The Five Stripes
Wearing this cashmere (10% cashmere) sweater today for the first time and I fear I may be developing a taste for nice things. Send prayers
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Wearing this cashmere (10% cashmere) sweater today for the first time and I fear I may be developing a taste for nice things. Send prayers
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i should cal her
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
i should cal her
This recipe-a-day calendar I got for Christmas had these black sesame shortbread cookies and hooooo boy. Highly recommend
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
This recipe-a-day calendar I got for Christmas had these black sesame shortbread cookies and hooooo boy. Highly recommend
Goals
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Goals
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When it's kind of about oil but also about your ego
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
When it's kind of about oil but also about your ego
When I accidentally see some of the news
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
When I accidentally see some of the news
No cheating, repost w your most recent picture of your pet.
January 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
No cheating, repost w your most recent picture of your pet.
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Saying goodbye to 2025
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Saying goodbye to 2025
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
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“Status report for 007, Moneypenny?”
“He’s well hung sir.”
“He’s well hung sir.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“Status report for 007, Moneypenny?”
“He’s well hung sir.”
“He’s well hung sir.”
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Aight, the rebels have the size disadvantage, but they've got speed on the edges.
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Aight, the rebels have the size disadvantage, but they've got speed on the edges.