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haver of nice hands

often despairing about sports in Carolina

climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)

“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
UNC and Canes tonight

they won't disappoint me right?
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
any NYC people? Might have some free time Friday while I’m up there.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ok let’s watch this Pluribus show
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
bout to have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kon Knueppel out here putting up a rather efficient 19/10/9
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
jj reddick so grumpy
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
made snowballs in the front yard, hid them and went to back yard

called 7 over, hit him
then hit 17

then ducked under 17's shot and ran back in the house

dominance has been asserted until the next snow
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
7 already hit 17 with a snowball, he understood the assignment
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i cannot overstate how abnormal this is
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this is definitely an end of times sign
It's currently snowing in Charlotte. It's been great knowing you all. #wereallgonnadie
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
uhhh it’s snowing in the Charlotte area
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
for normies and Temple fans, this is awful. terrible.

for football sickos this is a a Steal it from the Louvre worthy artistic masterpiece
Army released a super cut of all 18 plays in their 9:53 drive that choked the life out of Temple and ended the game.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@peark.es @proptermalone.bsky.social that maverick is soooooo small, my wife was like “hard no”
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
time for a #sadnap
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
SACKKKKKKKK
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
did a spitt take
egads, ranked pitt
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The ACC and the B1G have the same number of ranked teams
Defending national champion Ohio State is now up to 117 appearances all-time as No. 1, second only to Alabama’s 141.

The latest AP Poll Top 25: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
LOL WHAT
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
safety?
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
1 pump
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Bryce gave them the old tricksy hobbit
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
lol failcons
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Been in a bad mood all day and couldn't figure out why and then I remembered we're playing the Saints today
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
dreamed I went to get Bojangles for breakfast

woke up, had no Bojangles :(
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM