the clay
@theclay.xyz
weird internet guy
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
The United STD of America.
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The United STD of America.
Landman, still an objectively awful show, did something amazing by putting Billy Bob Thornton and Sam Elliott on the screen at the same time
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Landman, still an objectively awful show, did something amazing by putting Billy Bob Thornton and Sam Elliott on the screen at the same time
DEAR BOURBON I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
DEAR BOURBON I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER
MISTAKES WERE MADE
Vincent Trocheck, meet Alexander Nikishin.
Another reverse boom! 💥
Another reverse boom! 💥
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
MISTAKES WERE MADE
cackalacky canes win in OT!
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
cackalacky canes win in OT!
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In this scenario the Carolina Panthers make the playoffs :)
The Atlanta Falcons are doing their part for the funniest possible NFL standings result (3 wat 8-9 tie in NFC South)
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In this scenario the Carolina Panthers make the playoffs :)
somebody gonna punch Giannis in the face
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
somebody gonna punch Giannis in the face
Birmingham AL is the Magic City?
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Birmingham AL is the Magic City?
go App St, north carolina solidarity
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
go App St, north carolina solidarity
played pickup hoops with Ryan Kalil, NFL player
i gave him buckets
i gave him buckets
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
played pickup hoops with Ryan Kalil, NFL player
i gave him buckets
i gave him buckets
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It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
new stress dream unlocked
trying to tee up a golf ball, but all the tees and balls are misshapen or broken and there’s a line forming
trying to tee up a golf ball, but all the tees and balls are misshapen or broken and there’s a line forming
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
new stress dream unlocked
trying to tee up a golf ball, but all the tees and balls are misshapen or broken and there’s a line forming
trying to tee up a golf ball, but all the tees and balls are misshapen or broken and there’s a line forming
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since just asking for dms didn't work out as i expected, i'll just say it here:
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
if you're an artist with 1k+ followers that uses deck.blue to schedule posts, please reach me out over on the dms! i have something for you all
December 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
since just asking for dms didn't work out as i expected, i'll just say it here:
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
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Officially putting out the Bat Signal: does any of my followers know anybody at Michelin? Lang Van won the Bib Gourmand award back in early November and have yet to receive their plaque. I’m not sure what the hold up is, but Dan and the rest of the team really deserve the recognition.
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Officially putting out the Bat Signal: does any of my followers know anybody at Michelin? Lang Van won the Bib Gourmand award back in early November and have yet to receive their plaque. I’m not sure what the hold up is, but Dan and the rest of the team really deserve the recognition.
ok let’s go Operation: Sleep Ten Hours
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
ok let’s go Operation: Sleep Ten Hours
@milleryoho.bsky.social plz confirm the mayos will be caked up
Listen if they didn’t want the ass on the internet they would not have SPECIFICALLY MADE THE ASS PART OF THE COSTUME
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@milleryoho.bsky.social plz confirm the mayos will be caked up
marriage
butter
vodka
🤔
butter
vodka
🤔
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
marriage
butter
vodka
🤔
butter
vodka
🤔
panthers have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
Yup with a 3 way tie at 8-9 we advance based on combined record vs ATL & TB
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
panthers have the chance to do the funniest thing ever