the clay
@theclay.xyz
weird internet guy
haver of nice hands
certified tall
often despairing about sports in Carolina
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
haver of nice hands
certified tall
often despairing about sports in Carolina
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
Are some “fireworks” on Valentine’s Day something we should be complaining about?!?!
OK WHO THE FUCK IS LIGHTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS VALENTINES DAY?????????
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Are some “fireworks” on Valentine’s Day something we should be complaining about?!?!
why are all the Italian curling ladies smoking hot, this feels like it should be outlawed due to distraction
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
why are all the Italian curling ladies smoking hot, this feels like it should be outlawed due to distraction
I’ve got a good bartender I frequent who is like half my age.
They were surprised I knew what “tea” (gossip) was and had never heard of AOL
somebody go ahead and fit me for a wheel chair
They were surprised I knew what “tea” (gossip) was and had never heard of AOL
somebody go ahead and fit me for a wheel chair
February 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I’ve got a good bartender I frequent who is like half my age.
They were surprised I knew what “tea” (gossip) was and had never heard of AOL
somebody go ahead and fit me for a wheel chair
They were surprised I knew what “tea” (gossip) was and had never heard of AOL
somebody go ahead and fit me for a wheel chair
all these skin jump dudes are like anorexic 90s models
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
all these skin jump dudes are like anorexic 90s models
I decided to spread out and am drinking wine tonight. Apparently I like Bourdeauxs.
February 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I decided to spread out and am drinking wine tonight. Apparently I like Bourdeauxs.
you are all disappointing tonight
I’ve seen a lack of thirst today and frankly, I find that disturbing.
February 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
you are all disappointing tonight
I need to place a to go order with the Thai place and it either is busy or nobody answers
February 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I need to place a to go order with the Thai place and it either is busy or nobody answers
Dame Lillard being allowed in the 3 point contest even though he hasn’t played a game all season, complete garbage.
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Dame Lillard being allowed in the 3 point contest even though he hasn’t played a game all season, complete garbage.
Kon got hosed with that layoff
February 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Kon got hosed with that layoff
got homemade sourdough with homemade butter, courtesy of @sabrinaleshay.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
got homemade sourdough with homemade butter, courtesy of @sabrinaleshay.bsky.social
still have no clue what is going on in curling but find it fascinating
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
still have no clue what is going on in curling but find it fascinating
too many pickup hoops guys think “i got ball” erases every foul they may have committed
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
too many pickup hoops guys think “i got ball” erases every foul they may have committed
this was a rejected Veep script because it was deemed “too far fetched”
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
this was a rejected Veep script because it was deemed “too far fetched”
also looks like a comic book and movie villain
Newsome really just like....radiates the vibe that he made two classic political and interpersonal blunders, 1) He believes his own hype, and 2) He thinks he deserves to be president.
I don't trust politicians who act like they've earned being in power.
I don't trust politicians who act like they've earned being in power.
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
also looks like a comic book and movie villain
I’m waiting for the EU5 1.1 patch, but need something there to play
what yall got
what yall got
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I’m waiting for the EU5 1.1 patch, but need something there to play
what yall got
what yall got
only if you’re in a polycule
do we think costco will be busy on valentine's day because that's when i'm thinking of going
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
only if you’re in a polycule
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that poor Latvian goal tender got tiki taka’d to death and just went face down in despair
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
that poor Latvian goal tender got tiki taka’d to death and just went face down in despair
Respect to the Latvia coaching staff’s matching suits and ties
February 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Respect to the Latvia coaching staff’s matching suits and ties
car wash place is like “we’ll vacuum under the seats for an extra $15”
WHY IS THAT EXTRA
WHY IS THAT EXTRA
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
car wash place is like “we’ll vacuum under the seats for an extra $15”
WHY IS THAT EXTRA
WHY IS THAT EXTRA
Kon Kneuppel is just, man alive.
I just assume every shot is going in.
I just assume every shot is going in.
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Kon Kneuppel is just, man alive.
I just assume every shot is going in.
I just assume every shot is going in.
EXACTLY
sweeeeeeeeeeediposisssjjnnamomentaloveadreamaloudakissacry
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
EXACTLY