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weird internet guy

haver of nice hands

often despairing about sports in Carolina

climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)

“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
i cannot overstate how abnormal this is
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this is WILD, completely unprecedented. I have car hood accumulation
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
uhhh it’s snowing in the Charlotte area
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
pre gaming before the whisk(e)y tasting
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
UNC I NEED THIS
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
can i get a lfg?
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
high possibility of pain tonight
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
handsome boy, contemplating how long he’ll let me pet him before chomping
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Buddy fell asleep while I was giving pets
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
not sure if I should laugh or cry but…
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
both of my teams playing today won

this is unprecedented
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
sleepy gentleman
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Only two opportunities for pain today:
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My teams went 1-2 yesterday, but I’ll take it as CLTFC’s win keeps their season alive
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
new bass, who dis
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ah, another day of pain
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
black cat asking he important questions

(it made me think of many of you, too many to tag)
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
#FlannelForearmFriday* submission

*it’s still technically not flannel
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
when you own a vape shop AND a lighting company
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
WOOF

0-3 yesterday, including a playoff loss
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM