the clay
@theclay.xyz
weird internet guy
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
maybe? they discovered this because he called them over because his PC froze up… with his screen showing that particular Google search lol
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
maybe? they discovered this because he called them over because his PC froze up… with his screen showing that particular Google search lol
I don’t think I’ve ever done it either
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever done it either
her telling me she was a witch, i had to fake surprise
and i think the other one just laughed it off because that also her mother and grandmother in law, so there was some oedipal/genetic thing happening with the men in that family lol
and i think the other one just laughed it off because that also her mother and grandmother in law, so there was some oedipal/genetic thing happening with the men in that family lol
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
her telling me she was a witch, i had to fake surprise
and i think the other one just laughed it off because that also her mother and grandmother in law, so there was some oedipal/genetic thing happening with the men in that family lol
and i think the other one just laughed it off because that also her mother and grandmother in law, so there was some oedipal/genetic thing happening with the men in that family lol
the last two ladies I went to who regularly cut my hair told me:
- she was a Witch (apparently a first)
- she discovered her grandfather-in-law was googling “xxx curvy latina tattoos”, which perfectly describes her
- she was a Witch (apparently a first)
- she discovered her grandfather-in-law was googling “xxx curvy latina tattoos”, which perfectly describes her
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the last two ladies I went to who regularly cut my hair told me:
- she was a Witch (apparently a first)
- she discovered her grandfather-in-law was googling “xxx curvy latina tattoos”, which perfectly describes her
- she was a Witch (apparently a first)
- she discovered her grandfather-in-law was googling “xxx curvy latina tattoos”, which perfectly describes her
look at those wings, no way he wouldn’t give amazing hugs
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
look at those wings, no way he wouldn’t give amazing hugs
perfect walkin' around weather right there
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
perfect walkin' around weather right there
i'm not even sure what the new format is, and I watch a lot of nba lol
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i'm not even sure what the new format is, and I watch a lot of nba lol
best humpin' wishes to everyone out there!
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
best humpin' wishes to everyone out there!
was definitely helped by getting rid of the across-the-brow bangs lol
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
was definitely helped by getting rid of the across-the-brow bangs lol
every woman would know exactly when you did it
every guy would be like "you look different did you do something with your hair?"
every guy would be like "you look different did you do something with your hair?"
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
every woman would know exactly when you did it
every guy would be like "you look different did you do something with your hair?"
every guy would be like "you look different did you do something with your hair?"
that would be when my dog runs over and stars freaking out, which gets 7 all worked up
a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .
Alt: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
that would be when my dog runs over and stars freaking out, which gets 7 all worked up
my 7 y/o: but 60% means you can still do it right?
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
my 7 y/o: but 60% means you can still do it right?
i've had the beard a couple years now and I'm scared of what it looks like under there now
same reason I've never shaved my head, i'm concerned about a terribly misshapen head
same reason I've never shaved my head, i'm concerned about a terribly misshapen head
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i've had the beard a couple years now and I'm scared of what it looks like under there now
same reason I've never shaved my head, i'm concerned about a terribly misshapen head
same reason I've never shaved my head, i'm concerned about a terribly misshapen head
can't get MVP every day but getting into bed at a proper time is still a win
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
can't get MVP every day but getting into bed at a proper time is still a win
that Lucy Lawless aged like fine wine.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
that Lucy Lawless aged like fine wine.
did you do it without a tantrum?
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
did you do it without a tantrum?
*drum breakdown*
CHILLI DOG
CHILLI DOG
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
*drum breakdown*
CHILLI DOG
CHILLI DOG
lol i was like “oh yeah, 2 of to 3! … wait where are the rest of my hobbies?”
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
lol i was like “oh yeah, 2 of to 3! … wait where are the rest of my hobbies?”
where’s the “grand strategy video games” dang it
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
where’s the “grand strategy video games” dang it