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haver of nice hands

often despairing about sports in Carolina

climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)

“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the popcorn stall at the hornets arena is the best smelling thing ever. think of the best movie popcorn you’ve ever smelled and multiply time 10.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
new Hornets PA guy didn’t go “NO NO NOOOOO - TRAVELING”

RIP big pat
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pat Connaughton revenge game!
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
somebody just handed me a Jell-O shot syringe
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
happy humpin' day?
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
sigh cursor test extension is broken again
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
these posts hurt me, as a non-hat-wearer
Post someone who looks great in a hat...
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
*smugly looks at shelves with comic books and a theremin*
I totally did not make any changes to this chart.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
UNC and Canes tonight

they won't disappoint me right?
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
any NYC people? Might have some free time Friday while I’m up there.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ok let’s watch this Pluribus show
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
bout to have one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kon Knueppel out here putting up a rather efficient 19/10/9
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
jj reddick so grumpy
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
made snowballs in the front yard, hid them and went to back yard

called 7 over, hit him
then hit 17

then ducked under 17's shot and ran back in the house

dominance has been asserted until the next snow
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
7 already hit 17 with a snowball, he understood the assignment
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i cannot overstate how abnormal this is
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this is definitely an end of times sign
It's currently snowing in Charlotte. It's been great knowing you all. #wereallgonnadie
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
uhhh it’s snowing in the Charlotte area
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
for normies and Temple fans, this is awful. terrible.

for football sickos this is a a Steal it from the Louvre worthy artistic masterpiece
Army released a super cut of all 18 plays in their 9:53 drive that choked the life out of Temple and ended the game.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@peark.es @proptermalone.bsky.social that maverick is soooooo small, my wife was like “hard no”
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
time for a #sadnap
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
SACKKKKKKKK
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
did a spitt take
egads, ranked pitt
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM