Quantum Of Silliness
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Nothing moore, nothing less, only #Bond. Author of QUANTUM OF SILLINESS - exploring the dafter side of #JamesBond 007 - available now! Formerly @TheTchaikovsky over on Xitter. #QuantumOfSilliness 🍸
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Nothing to see here, just George Lazenby calling Pierce Brosnan an asshole.
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Nothing to see here, just George Lazenby calling Pierce Brosnan an asshole.
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
When it's kind of about oil but also about your ego
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
When it's kind of about oil but also about your ego
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From Russia With Love is such a funny movie. The Training School for Evil Henchmen is something that bond parodies wished they could do, but they can't, because they already did it as part of a real bond film
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
From Russia With Love is such a funny movie. The Training School for Evil Henchmen is something that bond parodies wished they could do, but they can't, because they already did it as part of a real bond film
With freezing temperatures gripping the UK it warms the soul to know there’s a team of Bond-themed gritters currently working their way around Scotland
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
With freezing temperatures gripping the UK it warms the soul to know there’s a team of Bond-themed gritters currently working their way around Scotland
When a supposed Bond fan calls Ken Adam Ken Adams
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 AM
When a supposed Bond fan calls Ken Adam Ken Adams
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Incredibly, I think it's still the case that Cornell is the only singer of the song that plays over the titles of a Bond film no longer with us (remembering that the song doesn't play over the From Russia or Majesty's titles, and Dr No doesn't have a main song).
That's insane.
That's insane.
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Incredibly, I think it's still the case that Cornell is the only singer of the song that plays over the titles of a Bond film no longer with us (remembering that the song doesn't play over the From Russia or Majesty's titles, and Dr No doesn't have a main song).
That's insane.
That's insane.
Klaus Hergesheimer will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Klaus Hergesheimer will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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2026 is also the 20th anniversary of Casino Royale.
So, cracking open the Official Bond Champagne and starting the celebration of Daniel Craig.
So, cracking open the Official Bond Champagne and starting the celebration of Daniel Craig.
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
2026 is also the 20th anniversary of Casino Royale.
So, cracking open the Official Bond Champagne and starting the celebration of Daniel Craig.
So, cracking open the Official Bond Champagne and starting the celebration of Daniel Craig.
The only thing dry about my January is the martini
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The only thing dry about my January is the martini
Happy new year Bond fans! After an um… eon in production limbo, this is the year we should be getting:
- a casting announcement
- a title
- a release date
🤵♂️🤞
- a casting announcement
- a title
- a release date
🤵♂️🤞
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Happy new year Bond fans! After an um… eon in production limbo, this is the year we should be getting:
- a casting announcement
- a title
- a release date
🤵♂️🤞
- a casting announcement
- a title
- a release date
🤵♂️🤞
New Year’s Resolutions:
- never let them see you bleed
- always have an escape plan
- never let them see you bleed
- always have an escape plan
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 AM
New Year’s Resolutions:
- never let them see you bleed
- always have an escape plan
- never let them see you bleed
- always have an escape plan
Jools Holland's Hootenanny? I prefer jewels Holland, shooter granny.
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Jools Holland's Hootenanny? I prefer jewels Holland, shooter granny.
Wishing a happy 80th birthday to Barbara Carrera - as vampy Fatima Blush, one of the highlights of NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN - seen here ‘hanging out’ in the Bahamas.
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Wishing a happy 80th birthday to Barbara Carrera - as vampy Fatima Blush, one of the highlights of NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN - seen here ‘hanging out’ in the Bahamas.
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Saying goodbye to 2025
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Saying goodbye to 2025
Start 2026 correct.
If you hit play on A VIEW TO A KILL at 22:50:32 tonight, the bubbles will tickle Fiona Fullerton’s tchaikovsky at exactly midnight.
#HappyNewYear #AViewToAKill
If you hit play on A VIEW TO A KILL at 22:50:32 tonight, the bubbles will tickle Fiona Fullerton’s tchaikovsky at exactly midnight.
#HappyNewYear #AViewToAKill
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Start 2026 correct.
If you hit play on A VIEW TO A KILL at 22:50:32 tonight, the bubbles will tickle Fiona Fullerton’s tchaikovsky at exactly midnight.
#HappyNewYear #AViewToAKill
If you hit play on A VIEW TO A KILL at 22:50:32 tonight, the bubbles will tickle Fiona Fullerton’s tchaikovsky at exactly midnight.
#HappyNewYear #AViewToAKill
My absolute favourite moment of 2025 was persuading my friends who’d never seen a pre-Brosnan Bond film to come over and watch OCTOPUSSY with me and as soon as the credits rolled they declared “we want to do another one” so we watched LICENCE TO KILL.
December 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My absolute favourite moment of 2025 was persuading my friends who’d never seen a pre-Brosnan Bond film to come over and watch OCTOPUSSY with me and as soon as the credits rolled they declared “we want to do another one” so we watched LICENCE TO KILL.
Listening to Lily Allen’s latest album. And who the fuck is Madeleine?
December 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Listening to Lily Allen’s latest album. And who the fuck is Madeleine?
What’s the story Kevin McClory? Happy 60th anniversary to THUNDERBALL which premiered in the UK on this day in 1965.
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
What’s the story Kevin McClory? Happy 60th anniversary to THUNDERBALL which premiered in the UK on this day in 1965.
Current mood is Tiffany Case turning down the offer of a dinner date by saying “I don’t mix business with pleasure” and then cracking open a massive bottle of Martini.
December 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Current mood is Tiffany Case turning down the offer of a dinner date by saying “I don’t mix business with pleasure” and then cracking open a massive bottle of Martini.
It’s Boxing Day here in the UK which means you are legally obliged to watch MOONRAKER while eating cold meats. I don’t make the rules [citation needed].
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It’s Boxing Day here in the UK which means you are legally obliged to watch MOONRAKER while eating cold meats. I don’t make the rules [citation needed].
🎼 HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LISL CHRISTMAS 🎵
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
🎼 HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LISL CHRISTMAS 🎵
Never apologise for being a Bond fan - we’re very easy to buy for. 🎁
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Never apologise for being a Bond fan - we’re very easy to buy for. 🎁
Wishing you a very merry Christmas you lovely bunch of Bond fans. Have fun playing with all your new toys.
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Wishing you a very merry Christmas you lovely bunch of Bond fans. Have fun playing with all your new toys.