Quantum Of Silliness
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Nothing moore, nothing less, only #Bond. Author of QUANTUM OF SILLINESS - exploring the dafter side of #JamesBond 007 - available now! Formerly @TheTchaikovsky over on Xitter. #QuantumOfSilliness 🍸
#DidYouKnow the profound sadness felt upon hearing Eric Serra's The Experience of Love over the end credits of GOLDENEYE is known medically as post-natalya depression.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
#DidYouKnow the profound sadness felt upon hearing Eric Serra's The Experience of Love over the end credits of GOLDENEYE is known medically as post-natalya depression.
This never happened to the other patella
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This never happened to the other patella
Classic Bond Scenes:
M orders 007 to “scan the whole dam man.”
GOLDENEYE (1995)
M orders 007 to “scan the whole dam man.”
GOLDENEYE (1995)
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Classic Bond Scenes:
M orders 007 to “scan the whole dam man.”
GOLDENEYE (1995)
M orders 007 to “scan the whole dam man.”
GOLDENEYE (1995)
Proof that GOLDENEYE had a great cast
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Proof that GOLDENEYE had a great cast
Tanks for the memories...
Many happy re-runs to GOLDENEYE which received its World Premiere on this day 30 years ago.
Many happy re-runs to GOLDENEYE which received its World Premiere on this day 30 years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Tanks for the memories...
Many happy re-runs to GOLDENEYE which received its World Premiere on this day 30 years ago.
Many happy re-runs to GOLDENEYE which received its World Premiere on this day 30 years ago.
When someone watches GoldenEye for the first time and recognises Minnie Driver
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When someone watches GoldenEye for the first time and recognises Minnie Driver
When you're reminded it's GOLENEYE's 30th birthday tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When you're reminded it's GOLENEYE's 30th birthday tomorrow
Release the Epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Release the Epstein files
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Age yourself with gaming
Sir Roger Moore’s “Well” Wednesday:
This week's "Well" from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME happily coincides with Valerie Leon's 82nd birthday. Well earned, Ms Leon.
This week's "Well" from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME happily coincides with Valerie Leon's 82nd birthday. Well earned, Ms Leon.
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Sir Roger Moore’s “Well” Wednesday:
This week's "Well" from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME happily coincides with Valerie Leon's 82nd birthday. Well earned, Ms Leon.
This week's "Well" from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME happily coincides with Valerie Leon's 82nd birthday. Well earned, Ms Leon.
"Hello Felix? Get over here right away... it's the Oval Office, it's covered in tat. Gold tat."
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Hello Felix? Get over here right away... it's the Oval Office, it's covered in tat. Gold tat."
Nobody does it carburetor. Many happy returns to the delightfully named Alison Doody - who plays A VIEW TO A KILL’s equally delightfully named Jenny Flex - born on this day in 1966.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Nobody does it carburetor. Many happy returns to the delightfully named Alison Doody - who plays A VIEW TO A KILL’s equally delightfully named Jenny Flex - born on this day in 1966.
nice rack / not-so-nice rack
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
nice rack / not-so-nice rack
Quantum Of Silliness is currently available at a new reduced price on Amazon. Plus since they now own the franchise, by purchasing my book there you'll be directly funding the next Bond film and helping make the explosions even more explodey.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Quantum Of Silliness is currently available at a new reduced price on Amazon. Plus since they now own the franchise, by purchasing my book there you'll be directly funding the next Bond film and helping make the explosions even more explodey.
amzn.eu/d/2SPhDEe
amzn.eu/d/2SPhDEe
Many happy re-runs to THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, which received its world premiere on this day 26 years ago. I'd say it’s a strong entry up until the introduction of Christmas Jones… i.e. it turns weak at Denise.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Many happy re-runs to THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, which received its world premiere on this day 26 years ago. I'd say it’s a strong entry up until the introduction of Christmas Jones… i.e. it turns weak at Denise.
"I can still remember buying the From Russia With Love soundtrack when I was fifteen years old. To me, the Bond movie is a kind of impregnable fortress of film-making... that`s the pressure you put up with to join one of the most illustrious clubs of directors in film history."
R.I.P. Lee Tamahori
R.I.P. Lee Tamahori
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
"I can still remember buying the From Russia With Love soundtrack when I was fifteen years old. To me, the Bond movie is a kind of impregnable fortress of film-making... that`s the pressure you put up with to join one of the most illustrious clubs of directors in film history."
R.I.P. Lee Tamahori
R.I.P. Lee Tamahori
The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time...
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time...
And they say Roger Moore was the only Bond actor who liked to enjoy a lark on set.
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
And they say Roger Moore was the only Bond actor who liked to enjoy a lark on set.
We’re crushing hard on GOLDENEYE’s Famke Janssen, who celebrates her 61st birthday today.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We’re crushing hard on GOLDENEYE’s Famke Janssen, who celebrates her 61st birthday today.
Happy BONDfire night
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy BONDfire night
Me at the bonfire party later after a few rum and cokes
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me at the bonfire party later after a few rum and cokes
Sir Roger Moore’s “Well” Wednesday:
Telling it to the concierge, in MOONRAKER.
Telling it to the concierge, in MOONRAKER.
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Sir Roger Moore’s “Well” Wednesday:
Telling it to the concierge, in MOONRAKER.
Telling it to the concierge, in MOONRAKER.
the perfect 007 merch for showing off your superfluous papilla doesn't exi-
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the perfect 007 merch for showing off your superfluous papilla doesn't exi-
Remember: neither the name ‘Zohran’ nor any other name or character in this film is meant to portray a real company or actual person.
#AViewToAKill
#AViewToAKill
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Remember: neither the name ‘Zohran’ nor any other name or character in this film is meant to portray a real company or actual person.
#AViewToAKill
#AViewToAKill
It’s Lulu’s birthday today AND it’s the late John Barry’s birthday so it would be rude not to…
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
It’s Lulu’s birthday today AND it’s the late John Barry’s birthday so it would be rude not to…