dontpanicface
@dontpanicface.bsky.social
X-Files, Padres, cats; she/her
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I've made a few sets of the 2025 cards available through Etsy. The cards are XL: 6x9. Selling sets of 5 cards+envelopes. They will start shipping 11/21. You can purchase Holiday Card Sets here: www.etsy.com/listing/4405...
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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USPS dude: does the package contain liquids, lithium batteries ... or any dangerous substances?
me: well, it's a book, so there are ideas in there
USPS dude: if we get into that we're gonna have to go to [restaurant next door with notoriously strong drinks]
me: well, it's a book, so there are ideas in there
USPS dude: if we get into that we're gonna have to go to [restaurant next door with notoriously strong drinks]
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
USPS dude: does the package contain liquids, lithium batteries ... or any dangerous substances?
me: well, it's a book, so there are ideas in there
USPS dude: if we get into that we're gonna have to go to [restaurant next door with notoriously strong drinks]
me: well, it's a book, so there are ideas in there
USPS dude: if we get into that we're gonna have to go to [restaurant next door with notoriously strong drinks]
condolences to Cal, 100% should've gone to the Big Dumper
Aaron Judge wins by split decision.
Tarik Skubal finished 5th in AL MVP voting, including one 3rd-place vote. Riley Greene received a 9th- and 10th-place vote.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
condolences to Cal, 100% should've gone to the Big Dumper
yes!
I'm super pleased that we're already 75% funded in the first week of the DREAMHOUSE Kickstarter campaign! I would love to cross that $12K goal so we can start working on a stretch goal or two!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
yes!
ordered mine! just three days left!
Introducing The X-Files 2026 Wall Calendar! This new end-of-the-year item just dropped for pre-order, available exclusively for members of my Patreon.
You can sign up for free to get pre-order access at patreon.com/jjlendl.
You can sign up for free to get pre-order access at patreon.com/jjlendl.
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
ordered mine! just three days left!
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November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
HBO Max pick up where I left off challenge
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
HBO Max pick up where I left off challenge
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
sounds like it's the Thin Man movies for a New Year's day marathon
Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man is going into the public domain on January 1st in case anyone wants to make a horror film about an adorably drunk couple and their dog chasing, like, a killer clown or something.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
sounds like it's the Thin Man movies for a New Year's day marathon
ordered mine!
Read Performatively with Effin' Birds buttons, shirts, mugs and stickers.
20% off with the code SHOPWIDE20:
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20% off with the code SHOPWIDE20:
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November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
ordered mine!
from what I remember, less epic but for sure goofier
#witchbladeathome
#witchbladeathome
watching witchblade with @dontpanicface.bsky.social i don't know what this show is but suspect it will slightly less epic than twin peaks #witchbladeathome
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
from what I remember, less epic but for sure goofier
#witchbladeathome
#witchbladeathome
if I hadn't already stopped shopping there this would 100% send me out the door
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
if I hadn't already stopped shopping there this would 100% send me out the door
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
would for sure hang out w this dude
Rakutencho, a big, jolly bird, is the mascot for Tokyo Rakutenchi, who operate cinemas, bowling alleys, and other fun places. He’s always looking for fun things to do, so his face looks like this: 楽 (“raku”, which means fun.)
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
would for sure hang out w this dude
backed!
The Kickstarter campaign for my first solo comic, DREAMHOUSE is live! I'm so excited for y'all to get to read this very weird, personal, creepy comic!
kck.st/4oJZSDq
kck.st/4oJZSDq
Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella
A couple is challenged with a test of their relationship and survival in the form of a mid century modern house.
kck.st
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
backed!
I did get most of my chores done instead of leaving them until tomorrow, though, so I'm gonna give myself a pass
also gonna give myself a pass because ... everything
also gonna give myself a pass because ... everything
every time I open the washer to find I've missed a tissue in a pocket I'm just so disappointed in myself
November 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I did get most of my chores done instead of leaving them until tomorrow, though, so I'm gonna give myself a pass
also gonna give myself a pass because ... everything
also gonna give myself a pass because ... everything
every time I open the washer to find I've missed a tissue in a pocket I'm just so disappointed in myself
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
every time I open the washer to find I've missed a tissue in a pocket I'm just so disappointed in myself
I'm gonna need HBO Max to let me block content so I don't have to see an evil clown every time I open the app
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm gonna need HBO Max to let me block content so I don't have to see an evil clown every time I open the app
VPN was down at work for 10 blessed minutes & then they fixed it, dammit
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
VPN was down at work for 10 blessed minutes & then they fixed it, dammit
yessss
And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
yessss
I love baseball
OK so you know the gag on the Simpsons when Sideshow Bob is stepping on the rakes, it's funny, then it's too much, then it's terrible, then it's transcendently hilarious
this baseball game
this baseball game
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I love baseball
little cat: repeatedly tries to get small object tucked away on desk for weeks
me: places said object on edge of desk for little cat
little cat: bats said object to floor, immediately loses interest
me: "I told you so"
me: places said object on edge of desk for little cat
little cat: bats said object to floor, immediately loses interest
me: "I told you so"
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
little cat: repeatedly tries to get small object tucked away on desk for weeks
me: places said object on edge of desk for little cat
little cat: bats said object to floor, immediately loses interest
me: "I told you so"
me: places said object on edge of desk for little cat
little cat: bats said object to floor, immediately loses interest
me: "I told you so"
disappointed the Mariners lost but happy for Blue Jays fans & loving this vibe
At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
disappointed the Mariners lost but happy for Blue Jays fans & loving this vibe
tattooed Phile peeps, check this out!
Are you 18 or older with a fandom-related tattoo (or know someone who has one)? Please take 10 min to fill out this survey for my new book project on embodied fan identities and practices. Share widely! utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_... Contact info: suzanne.scott@utexas.edu.
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
tattooed Phile peeps, check this out!
I love the Mariners' rally towels. pretty!
October 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I love the Mariners' rally towels. pretty!