Donovan Burba
donovanburba.bsky.social
Donovan Burba
@donovanburba.bsky.social
These things happen. Portland, Ore.
Ran over the catcher trying to score in sophomore year high school baseball. Got the boot even though he was blocking the plate.
Have you ever been ejected from a sporting event? Player, Fan, whatever? I would love to hear your stories.
Ive been tossed from games a bunch of times. Got ejected as a player and a fan multiple times. Also, I was never wrong, THEY were wrong, fuckin assholes.
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Cheers is dead to me.
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Some serious questions for the committee after this showing by Bama.
January 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Yeah, I’m a Swiftie. A D’Andre Swiftie.
December 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Saw the man himself, and on his birthday no less.
December 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Floating home. Bears, baby.
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Sex Bomb-adil.
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Um…
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from your device, without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
You can just say “sacks.” You don’t have to say “quarterback sacks.” There is no other kind.
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Fox Madden vs. CBS Madden feels like the Young Elvis vs. Old Elvis debate.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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“AI workers said they distrust the models they work on because of a consistent emphasis on rapid turnaround time at the expense of quality.”
Meet the AI workers who tell their friends and family to stay away from AI
When the people making AI seem trustworthy are the ones who trust it the least, it shows that incentives for speed are overtaking safety, experts say
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I wouldn’t have punted it to him again but what do I know. #Hawks
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Well, that IS a long snap.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This game is far beyond drunk.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
lol cyclones
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He can’t keep getting away with it gif #Iowa
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So far loving the #Iowa broadcast on Peacock.
October 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#Cubs wisely avoid the “score in the top of the first” trap from the Brewers. Smart.
October 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I did, and reader, I married her.
Would you date someone from work?
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM