SpaceAge Polymer
@dollarsteak.bsky.social
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
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SpaceAge Polymer
@dollarsteak.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Never wrestle with a pig. You get all muddy and the pig likes it.
reads headlines…
screams into pillow
screams into pillow
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
reads headlines…
screams into pillow
screams into pillow
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Wake up, asshole. If I don't get to sleep through your presidency, you don't.
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Wake up, asshole. If I don't get to sleep through your presidency, you don't.
step ladders and ceiling fans are a dangerous combo. ask me how.
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
step ladders and ceiling fans are a dangerous combo. ask me how.
all filler. no killer.
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
all filler. no killer.
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My therapist says I need to just calm the fuck down
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
My therapist says I need to just calm the fuck down
This IS my sexy alt account
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
This IS my sexy alt account
My OnlyFans has earned me nothing but refund requests.
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
My OnlyFans has earned me nothing but refund requests.
Business schools provide a bountiful source of sociopaths.
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Business schools provide a bountiful source of sociopaths.
My kid’s inhaler is no longer covered under our health plan. Thanks republicans. Don’t choke on your quarterly earnings.
January 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
My kid’s inhaler is no longer covered under our health plan. Thanks republicans. Don’t choke on your quarterly earnings.
Ain’t no clusterfuck like dealing with an American Corporate Health Insurance clusterfuck.
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Ain’t no clusterfuck like dealing with an American Corporate Health Insurance clusterfuck.
It Goes Towards Your Deductible, Charlie Brown
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It Goes Towards Your Deductible, Charlie Brown
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…and copious amounts of kitten and puppy videos are helpful.
For me, at least
For me, at least
Check on your funny friends & shitposters. We are aware nothing is funny. Our main life coping skillset is being tested.
The funniest people you know are maladjusted pattern seekers with MDD carrying a cvs receipt of stacked trauma and pharmaceuticals.
The funniest people you know are maladjusted pattern seekers with MDD carrying a cvs receipt of stacked trauma and pharmaceuticals.
January 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
…and copious amounts of kitten and puppy videos are helpful.
For me, at least
For me, at least
Should I shitpost or sleep?
Decisions Decisions…
Decisions Decisions…
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Should I shitpost or sleep?
Decisions Decisions…
Decisions Decisions…
Don’t make me reach for my Dubai Chocolate jokes.
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Don’t make me reach for my Dubai Chocolate jokes.
How to Chase Your Dragon
I wouldn't mind being hugged by a dragon
January 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
How to Chase Your Dragon
A podcast golden globe? Really? And no shout out to Maron for carving the niche? Whatevs.
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
A podcast golden globe? Really? And no shout out to Maron for carving the niche? Whatevs.
Anyone else get two lines at once when responding here. One line at top has smaller text. Did I break Bluesky?
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Anyone else get two lines at once when responding here. One line at top has smaller text. Did I break Bluesky?
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Carlin was right about everything.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Carlin was right about everything.
🤣😆
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
🤣😆
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Leaving my xmas decor up for as long as I like... nothing matters anyway
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Leaving my xmas decor up for as long as I like... nothing matters anyway
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I don't have anything funny tonight. I'm just overwhelmed and heartbroken with this shitty, shitty world.
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I don't have anything funny tonight. I'm just overwhelmed and heartbroken with this shitty, shitty world.
Baby Goebbels says wut? JFC 🤦♂️
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Baby Goebbels says wut? JFC 🤦♂️