SpaceAge Polymer
@dollarsteak.bsky.social
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
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SpaceAge Polymer
@dollarsteak.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Never wrestle with a pig. You get all muddy and the pig likes it.
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RIP Mani 😢 Horrible news today…
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
RIP Mani 😢 Horrible news today…
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Why does everyone hate lazy people so much? We didn't even do anything.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Why does everyone hate lazy people so much? We didn't even do anything.
17 likes for this shitpost. And I almost didn’t post it, thinking it wasn’t shitposty enough.
Computers are just a fad. We’ll return to typewriters and carbon paper any day now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
17 likes for this shitpost. And I almost didn’t post it, thinking it wasn’t shitposty enough.
Don’t make me reach for my McRib jokes…
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Don’t make me reach for my McRib jokes…
Clearance Sale! I have half priced NFTs, Funko Pops, Pogs, and Party City stock. Might even throw in a 28 baud modem.
Get em while they’re hot…
Get em while they’re hot…
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Clearance Sale! I have half priced NFTs, Funko Pops, Pogs, and Party City stock. Might even throw in a 28 baud modem.
Get em while they’re hot…
Get em while they’re hot…
AI? As in, Adobe Illustrator?
I’m gonna fail this interview, aren’t I?
I’m gonna fail this interview, aren’t I?
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
AI? As in, Adobe Illustrator?
I’m gonna fail this interview, aren’t I?
I’m gonna fail this interview, aren’t I?
Can I think of a better use of my time? Yes.
Am I doing it? No.
Am I doing it? No.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can I think of a better use of my time? Yes.
Am I doing it? No.
Am I doing it? No.
Computers are just a fad. We’ll return to typewriters and carbon paper any day now.
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Computers are just a fad. We’ll return to typewriters and carbon paper any day now.
I’m outside your skircle? I demand a recount…
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m outside your skircle? I demand a recount…
Discover Tab? Never liked the stuff. 7up for me.
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Discover Tab? Never liked the stuff. 7up for me.
There’s a salve for that. Probably.
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There’s a salve for that. Probably.
I knew it. I KNEW IT!
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I knew it. I KNEW IT!
sure, I’ll be your fez-wearing monkey…
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
sure, I’ll be your fez-wearing monkey…
Are we still saying “skeets” or am I still wearing flares in 1985?
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Are we still saying “skeets” or am I still wearing flares in 1985?
The fish in my aquarium have no idea it’s raining outside…and…wait, what was my point?
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The fish in my aquarium have no idea it’s raining outside…and…wait, what was my point?
Gonna shitpost my way out of the malaise…or die trying.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Gonna shitpost my way out of the malaise…or die trying.
I appeared on someone’s skircle today. Never felt so alive.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I appeared on someone’s skircle today. Never felt so alive.
I’ll do them tomorrow…
I’m just gonna let these dishes soak.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’ll do them tomorrow…
Free Patton!
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Free Patton!
You’re at Allen.
I need you at Rossi.
I need you at Rossi.
You're at England Dan.
I need you at John Ford Coley.
I need you at John Ford Coley.
You're at Shields.
I need you at Yarnell.
I need you at Yarnell.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You’re at Allen.
I need you at Rossi.
I need you at Rossi.
You're at Shields.
I need you at Yarnell.
I need you at Yarnell.
You're at Captain.
I need you at Tenille
I need you at Tenille
You're at Hall.
I need you at Oates.
I need you at Oates.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You're at Shields.
I need you at Yarnell.
I need you at Yarnell.
maybe? I’m so indecisive
Nobody but one person wants a boost?? Please RT MAYBE you don’t want one but you’re following some small accounts that need some pals! If they’re resisters, I will boost
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
maybe? I’m so indecisive
Bluesky so dead I can’t think of a punchline
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Bluesky so dead I can’t think of a punchline
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Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.