DMCrimson
dmcrimson.bsky.social
DMCrimson
@dmcrimson.bsky.social
Dick Cheney has passed away today, gone on to become the devil king in KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World. I fondly remember giving his motorcade the middle finger in high school.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
noooo! Not my soros checks!
September 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
oh, yay.
August 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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If the best night of my life was at a work party, I would fucking kill myself.
It's funny how sad this whole thing is. These folks cannot write a simple post without making it a full-on grievance.

www.thefp.com/p/best-night...
The Best Night of My Life Was a Free Press Party
And I don’t care if you judge me.
www.thefp.com
August 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
my favorite all-hands meetings are the ones where executives share their excitement about future savings. Then, they clarify that they mean offshoring and AI. That’s exactly what all employees want to hear, it’s great for morale. It’s also a plan that has never had downsides or regrets.
July 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social saw someone on Reddit defend Goldberg’s last match by saying “you’ve clearly never been in a real fight” and thought of you first.
July 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Hangman/Mox is what WWE thought Cody/Roman was #aew #aewallintexas
July 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I watched 8 1/2 hours of AEW today and It was the best Saturday ever
July 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Reality is now so internet poisoned you cannot say true things without appearing insane. “The New York Times ran a hit piece on Zohran purely so a minor race science blogger could place insider trades on Polymarket” sounds like you are a schizophrenic but it is straightforwardly factual!
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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all other things aside, a softball photo op inside the opening of a fucking concentration camp. nothing of any positive value, just a fucking jail, and the promise of "many" more. this is what you get, americans. this is your birthright
Trump on DeSantis's new detention camp for migrants: "We'd like to see them in many states. And at some point they might morph into a system."
July 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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a trump voter who is good with what's happening now is a stupid nazi. a trump voter with "regrets" or who thought things would be different is an even stupider nazi.
February 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Myles Garrett did nothing wrong
May 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hangman did nothing wrong, once again #AEWDON
May 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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lol you dumb bitch
May 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Good news: offer accepted on a house, now we own a house
Terrible, Tragic news: now we have to own a house, fuck
May 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Who's trump's head of trade policy...Nico Harrison?!?! *losing price is right horn*
April 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Hi, this guy: fucking idiot. Matty Y: fucking idiot. David French: Fucking idiot. Ezra Klein: Fucking idiot. Every equivocating rhetorical gymnast undergrad-proud of their only right man in the world substack or podcast: Fucking idiots.

None of this was hard. Fucking. Idiots.
“Nobody knew how bad.”
April 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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It must be weird for the Qanon people to now be going “if you see a group of masked men abduct someone on the street and place them in an unmarked van you should probably not worry about it. They’re probably with the government so it’s fine”
April 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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so basically the "keep politics out of gaming" crowd have now destroyed gaming with politics
April 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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all that money was woke, you see
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Stock market thoughts: tomorrow’s dead cat bounce is going to lead to the stupidest financial opinions you’ll ever see
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM