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Voted the 43rd most famous employee at TechRadar. Words in magazines like PLAY, PC Gamer, EDGE, and SFX. NUJ member.
I'm out here eating pastes that you wouldn't believe
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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see if keir starmer had competent eunuchs he could quite easily pull down streeting in vengeance but unfortunately he's left with a bunch of useless viziers who arent even castrated
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
paid almost £4 for a can of beer because it had cute art on it and it was mediocre at best
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
We asked you what you thought of the latest Nintendo Direct, and it turns out everyone hated it
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'I'm going back to bed' — fans were disappointed by the latest Nintendo Direct, and our poll proves it
We polled our readers on the latest Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase, and it turns out many were disappointed by it.
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February 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
thinking about playing Demonschool
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 PM
GTA 6 owner Take-Two is 'embracing generative AI' as part of its goal to be the 'most efficient company in the entertainment business' says CEO
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'I've been incredibly enthusiastic about what the future can bring' — Take-Two CEO on GTA 6 owner's 'embracing' of generative AI tech
Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick has spoken about the potential of generative AI in the company's latest earnings call.
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February 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
The Division: Definitive Edition was actually formally announced six days ago btw, it was just on a live stream only 8,000 people watched
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I'm sorry but people cannot be out here ordering in plain porridge and black coffee
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
my bluesky feed
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
babe wake up they're adding more dashslop to call of duty
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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✨ Hi everyone - I am looking for a Community and Social Media role!

I have experience with live games, mobile, Steam, communication strategy, answering difficult questions, and knowing way too many memes for my age.

Thanks for reaching out and sharing! 🌼

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Bilingual French community manager specialised in developer/player relations. I… · Experience: Freelance · Education: Université Denis Diderot (Paris VII) · Location: Nottingham · 500+ connections on...
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February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Sea of Remnants is a huge amount of fun!

Simply no one is matching the sheer scale and ambition of Chinese developers in the free-to-play space right now.

If you love Where Winds Meet, then this needs to be on your radar.
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Sea of Remnants is beautiful, often baffling, and filled with hundreds of hours of things to do — here’s why this free to play pirate adventure could be the next big hit
I go hands-on with the upcoming free-to-play pirate RPG Sea of Remnants to dive deep into the vast ocean of content it offers.
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February 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
unironically me
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 PM
throat so sore I sound like a cringe valorant thirst trap tiktok
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 AM
funniest government of all time unfortunately
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.

Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
February 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Wish we had this phone!

It's a lovely little form factor - super cute and compact but wide enough to feel substantial in the hands and offer decent screen space when open
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
babe wake up, another twitter alternative people will stop using in three months just dropped
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I am an adult that can be trusted with money
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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Freelance Work: I'm on the hunt for a coder/webdev to assist on @rpgsite.net enhancing & maintaining our 100% custom backend, Mist Engine, & on spinning up exciting new projects. Knowledge of Elixir/Phoenix a must, Go desirable. Rates negotiable, and a chance for regular recurring work out of this.
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
finally found the time to put it up!

though sadly this print's vibrance is nowhere near as striking as the real thing 🥲
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 PM
wellbeing update: downloaded skull and bones
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
absolutely beautiful packaging
January 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
yayyy
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM