see if keir starmer had competent eunuchs he could quite easily pull down streeting in vengeance but unfortunately he's left with a bunch of useless viziers who arent even castrated
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
see if keir starmer had competent eunuchs he could quite easily pull down streeting in vengeance but unfortunately he's left with a bunch of useless viziers who arent even castrated
a little known fact about hrt is that it makes it impossible to listen to plumtree's this day won't last at all (2000) without crying
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
a little known fact about hrt is that it makes it impossible to listen to plumtree's this day won't last at all (2000) without crying
the more things change, the more they stay the same
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
the more things change, the more they stay the same
last few hairs at the top there make this a shining example of the paradox of the heap
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
last few hairs at the top there make this a shining example of the paradox of the heap
aristophanes writing the wasps:
remember Marathon?
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
aristophanes writing the wasps:
i really hope they forget to shoot 20% of the script for this like they did for the snowman
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 PM
i really hope they forget to shoot 20% of the script for this like they did for the snowman
at this point the main function of the british state is just to funnel taxpayer money into a handful of consulting firms
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 PM
at this point the main function of the british state is just to funnel taxpayer money into a handful of consulting firms
anything thats not an anime gacha game is an improvement
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 PM
anything thats not an anime gacha game is an improvement
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Getting kicked out of the Criterion closet because I keep asking if they have Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Getting kicked out of the Criterion closet because I keep asking if they have Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle
that would mean a lot more if it wasnt the second week of january
January 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
that would mean a lot more if it wasnt the second week of january
i jerk off to big ideas, huge concepts. ive moulded my copy of critique of pure reason into a sort of philosophical fleshlight, an immanuel cunt
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
i jerk off to big ideas, huge concepts. ive moulded my copy of critique of pure reason into a sort of philosophical fleshlight, an immanuel cunt
i also said this at the time give me some credit
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emelia perez is the first dark woke film
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
i also said this at the time give me some credit
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he was right,,, they were too dangerous
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
he was right,,, they were too dangerous
the most likely outcome is also one of the funniest: zero action taken against musk but grok sits above every twitter users head like the sword of pedo damocles and you get arrested for tagging it
Alex Norris explaining that the govt is passing legislation that means if someone asks Grok to produce an image of a woman in a bikini they will be committing a criminal offence. Whereas when it comes to taking action against X, we're told thats a matter for Ofcom not the govt.
January 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
the most likely outcome is also one of the funniest: zero action taken against musk but grok sits above every twitter users head like the sword of pedo damocles and you get arrested for tagging it
please dont flex your brunette privilege
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
please dont flex your brunette privilege
glad to see youre coming around on garten of banban
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
glad to see youre coming around on garten of banban
i hated larian for making weird sex games where the character creator only supports skinny young people but i guess being mad at how they make moodboards is cool too
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i hated larian for making weird sex games where the character creator only supports skinny young people but i guess being mad at how they make moodboards is cool too
i mean when i worked at maccies we were trained to just reject £50s outright, but it is insane that theyd give you that from an ATM
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
i mean when i worked at maccies we were trained to just reject £50s outright, but it is insane that theyd give you that from an ATM
imaging the guy whos answer is doki doki literature club and rotating him in my mind
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
imaging the guy whos answer is doki doki literature club and rotating him in my mind
its so funny that he does all this shit with a giant smile on his face and yet when he interviewed the rizzler he looked like he was 30 seconds away from a televised suicide
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
its so funny that he does all this shit with a giant smile on his face and yet when he interviewed the rizzler he looked like he was 30 seconds away from a televised suicide
this wasnt even true when madame web came out, have you forgotten the fifty shades sequels?
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
this wasnt even true when madame web came out, have you forgotten the fifty shades sequels?
i cant believe youd switch up on the balds like that
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
i cant believe youd switch up on the balds like that
in order to make paying taxes more inconvenient to radicalise people against them
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
in order to make paying taxes more inconvenient to radicalise people against them
uk prices are all tax inclusive as well if that helps :)
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
uk prices are all tax inclusive as well if that helps :)
whats funny about streeting is that he's so obviously trying to convince the media to back him in a coup of starmer, totally unaware that the press is already fitting farage for a crown.
its over bro, just put the fries in the bag and get a comfy gig on the transphobe speaking circuit
its over bro, just put the fries in the bag and get a comfy gig on the transphobe speaking circuit
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
whats funny about streeting is that he's so obviously trying to convince the media to back him in a coup of starmer, totally unaware that the press is already fitting farage for a crown.
its over bro, just put the fries in the bag and get a comfy gig on the transphobe speaking circuit
its over bro, just put the fries in the bag and get a comfy gig on the transphobe speaking circuit