Martin W
@dmartw.bsky.social
Muddling through life trying to be nice. Somewhere oop north.
This is pornography. Alas, such things are off limits until my cholesterol is under control.
Midweek Treat: #RecipeOfTheDay is Sticky Toffee Pudding, the dark empress of desserts! I can’t even write its name, let alone gaze at this photograph, without wanting to eat it, frankly. www.nigella.com/recipes/stic...
Sticky Toffee Pudding
There is very little that can compare with the glory of a sticky toffee pudding. My STP is altogether deeper and darker than the original version: it is still sweet, but the muscovado sugar and black ...
www.nigella.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:37 PM
This is pornography. Alas, such things are off limits until my cholesterol is under control.
Manchester City. Oh dear. 🤭
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Manchester City. Oh dear. 🤭
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
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I think they're arguing to distract everyone from how ugly those blouses are.
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 20, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I think they're arguing to distract everyone from how ugly those blouses are.
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Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
I know he's a Wiganer, he used to cut my hair and is a decent bloke, but Paul Tierney is a shit referee.
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I know he's a Wiganer, he used to cut my hair and is a decent bloke, but Paul Tierney is a shit referee.
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine if it happens on tv
'Culture' is pushing it.
January 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
'Culture' is pushing it.
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Blue Monday today? This is probably the most different cover you’ll hear of New Order’s epic masterpiece
youtu.be/wa4JWzEPJe8?...
youtu.be/wa4JWzEPJe8?...
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Blue Monday today? This is probably the most different cover you’ll hear of New Order’s epic masterpiece
youtu.be/wa4JWzEPJe8?...
youtu.be/wa4JWzEPJe8?...
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Garry Bushell has a superfluous letter in his first name and is a cunt
Gregg Wallace has a superfluous letter in his first name and is a cunt
Theres also Chriis Moyles, Aant and Deec, and Jjoe Pasquale
Much to think about
Gregg Wallace has a superfluous letter in his first name and is a cunt
Theres also Chriis Moyles, Aant and Deec, and Jjoe Pasquale
Much to think about
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Garry Bushell has a superfluous letter in his first name and is a cunt
Gregg Wallace has a superfluous letter in his first name and is a cunt
Theres also Chriis Moyles, Aant and Deec, and Jjoe Pasquale
Much to think about
Gregg Wallace has a superfluous letter in his first name and is a cunt
Theres also Chriis Moyles, Aant and Deec, and Jjoe Pasquale
Much to think about
Even numbers or multiples of five only, them's the rules.
My wife gets upset unless the TV's volume is set to a prime number (generally 67 or 73) but I have to have it on an even number. The range she selects is fine but need it to be divisible by 2. So we watch very little TV and mostly read detective novels.
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Even numbers or multiples of five only, them's the rules.
It's tremendous. A great way to start the week.
It's here and it's brilliant!
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
The Harry Hill Show - Stewart Lee
YouTube video by HARRY HILL
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
It's tremendous. A great way to start the week.
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Got four months free basic Netflix with Sky, so I've had to add my age and gender to get appropriate ads. Fully expecting ads for incontinence pads, funeral plans and impotence to appear any time soon.
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Got four months free basic Netflix with Sky, so I've had to add my age and gender to get appropriate ads. Fully expecting ads for incontinence pads, funeral plans and impotence to appear any time soon.
How much did the beef and dairy lobbies pay for this, I wonder?
RFK Jr’s new diet guidelines pose risks for health and the environment, experts say
RFK Jr’s new diet guidelines pose risks for health and the environment, experts say
US health department’s new food pyramid places red meat and cheese high in saturated fats over plant-based proteins
The new food pyramid rolled out in US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr’s Dietary Guidelines for Americans (DGA) places animal-based proteins, including cheese and red meats high in saturated fats, above plant-based proteins, which has raised alarm bells among health and environmental experts.
This rejiggered food pyramid is in line with Kennedy’s previous signals that he will recommend increasing saturated fat in US diets as part of the “Make America healthy again” movement. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
How much did the beef and dairy lobbies pay for this, I wonder?
Hit the cunt with 50% tariffs.
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Hit the cunt with 50% tariffs.
After being unbeaten for years against Bolton, Lowe has lost all of the three games he's been in charge against them. I'd bin him for that reason alone. #wafc
January 17, 2026 at 2:32 PM
After being unbeaten for years against Bolton, Lowe has lost all of the three games he's been in charge against them. I'd bin him for that reason alone. #wafc
I am so loving the daylight.
January 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I am so loving the daylight.
A multi-storey car park has been built on the site of the old car park for Wigan Infirmary. People are complaining it's too far for some to walk from to get to the hospital. Where the fuck did they park before? Some folk just love moaning about everything.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
A multi-storey car park has been built on the site of the old car park for Wigan Infirmary. People are complaining it's too far for some to walk from to get to the hospital. Where the fuck did they park before? Some folk just love moaning about everything.
I'm starting to think the actual Nobel Peace Prize winner is a bit of a cunt herself.
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I'm starting to think the actual Nobel Peace Prize winner is a bit of a cunt herself.
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Waiting For The Out on BBC iPlayer - sensational stuff.
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Waiting For The Out on BBC iPlayer - sensational stuff.