Dan, but not festive yet 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
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I dont wanna cook when I get home WHY have I done this to myself 😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I dont wanna cook when I get home WHY have I done this to myself 😭😭😭
GIVE HIM A SLUTTY OUTFIT IMMEDIATELY
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
GIVE HIM A SLUTTY OUTFIT IMMEDIATELY
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Yes, "pregnant people" is inclusive language that describes pregnant cis women AS WELL AS trans men and nonbinary people, a lot of whom can get pregnant. But it also describes, like, 12-year-old girls who get pregnant. Do centrist pig-dogs think THEY are "women" too? Coz...bit of a red flag, that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yes, "pregnant people" is inclusive language that describes pregnant cis women AS WELL AS trans men and nonbinary people, a lot of whom can get pregnant. But it also describes, like, 12-year-old girls who get pregnant. Do centrist pig-dogs think THEY are "women" too? Coz...bit of a red flag, that.
The face/The scent
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The face/The scent
Far too many heavy bulges on the timeline this morning (not a complaint)
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Far too many heavy bulges on the timeline this morning (not a complaint)
My FYP has finally realised that watching beefy men dance brings me joy which is great bc now I’m thirsting over a gay firefighter who dances in full gear
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My FYP has finally realised that watching beefy men dance brings me joy which is great bc now I’m thirsting over a gay firefighter who dances in full gear
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Me to myself after surviving Monday
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Me to myself after surviving Monday
Work is starting to plan the Xmas do but I’m not really vibing with the plans so far and some of my faves aren’t going so I might not go but then also I feel like i should bc we so rarely all get together and it’s stressing me OUT
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Work is starting to plan the Xmas do but I’m not really vibing with the plans so far and some of my faves aren’t going so I might not go but then also I feel like i should bc we so rarely all get together and it’s stressing me OUT
Just put Alan in it again. As a traitor. Again.
BREAKING: BBC has officially announced the second series of The Celebrity Traitors. It will air in 2026.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Just put Alan in it again. As a traitor. Again.
Oldest selfie on your phone
2014, doing the walk of shame during Brighton pride 😬😬
2014, doing the walk of shame during Brighton pride 😬😬
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
2014, doing the walk of shame during Brighton pride 😬😬
2014, doing the walk of shame during Brighton pride 😬😬
It’s got to the point where I interact with hearing aid users so much my brain thinks it’s weird to see ppl not wearing them
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It’s got to the point where I interact with hearing aid users so much my brain thinks it’s weird to see ppl not wearing them
When the robot war happens and I have to k*ll the AI lady who explains things through song
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When the robot war happens and I have to k*ll the AI lady who explains things through song
Dyou think the rest of the world knows that the UK just shuts the fuck up for 2 minutes every year in November?
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dyou think the rest of the world knows that the UK just shuts the fuck up for 2 minutes every year in November?
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It remains that everything I have ever learned about Mr. Beast has been against my will.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It remains that everything I have ever learned about Mr. Beast has been against my will.
It’s not even 9am and I already wanna go home I cannot be ARSED today
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
It’s not even 9am and I already wanna go home I cannot be ARSED today
I HATE when you become obsessed with an album from a band that just hasn’t made any music since like what do you MEAN you made a banger of a debut album then dipped 😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I HATE when you become obsessed with an album from a band that just hasn’t made any music since like what do you MEAN you made a banger of a debut album then dipped 😭😭😭
Am already bored af of the fireworks please make it stop
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Am already bored af of the fireworks please make it stop
Completely forgot it was guy fawkes and wondered why the FUCK I could hear fireworks before 6pm
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Completely forgot it was guy fawkes and wondered why the FUCK I could hear fireworks before 6pm
Excited for Rogue and Gambit in rivals but I stg if they don’t give them slutty lil outfits in their first season I’ll riot
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Excited for Rogue and Gambit in rivals but I stg if they don’t give them slutty lil outfits in their first season I’ll riot
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Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
Good morning congrats New York for getting a hot socialist mayor 🥰🥰
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Good morning congrats New York for getting a hot socialist mayor 🥰🥰
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New Lilith Czar song which I’m hoping leads to new Lilith Czar album bc I absolutely LOVE her voice so much
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
New Lilith Czar song which I’m hoping leads to new Lilith Czar album bc I absolutely LOVE her voice so much
Need to start training my insta algorithm away from this but also, men are hot
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Need to start training my insta algorithm away from this but also, men are hot
Another successful day of ‘trying on a shirt I’ve not fit in for ages’ 🥰🥰🥰
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Another successful day of ‘trying on a shirt I’ve not fit in for ages’ 🥰🥰🥰