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That video of Oliver picking up Anirudh is so hot to me iykyk
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
That video of Oliver picking up Anirudh is so hot to me iykyk
Tracking an iced latte for breakfast into the diet app feels like outing myself to weight watchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Tracking an iced latte for breakfast into the diet app feels like outing myself to weight watchers
Sooooo how are ppl doing the blastoise trend. Asking for a friend….
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sooooo how are ppl doing the blastoise trend. Asking for a friend….
I dont wanna cook when I get home WHY have I done this to myself 😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I dont wanna cook when I get home WHY have I done this to myself 😭😭😭
GIVE HIM A SLUTTY OUTFIT IMMEDIATELY
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
GIVE HIM A SLUTTY OUTFIT IMMEDIATELY
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Yes, "pregnant people" is inclusive language that describes pregnant cis women AS WELL AS trans men and nonbinary people, a lot of whom can get pregnant. But it also describes, like, 12-year-old girls who get pregnant. Do centrist pig-dogs think THEY are "women" too? Coz...bit of a red flag, that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yes, "pregnant people" is inclusive language that describes pregnant cis women AS WELL AS trans men and nonbinary people, a lot of whom can get pregnant. But it also describes, like, 12-year-old girls who get pregnant. Do centrist pig-dogs think THEY are "women" too? Coz...bit of a red flag, that.
The face/The scent
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The face/The scent
Far too many heavy bulges on the timeline this morning (not a complaint)
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Far too many heavy bulges on the timeline this morning (not a complaint)
My FYP has finally realised that watching beefy men dance brings me joy which is great bc now I’m thirsting over a gay firefighter who dances in full gear
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My FYP has finally realised that watching beefy men dance brings me joy which is great bc now I’m thirsting over a gay firefighter who dances in full gear
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Me to myself after surviving Monday
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Me to myself after surviving Monday
Work is starting to plan the Xmas do but I’m not really vibing with the plans so far and some of my faves aren’t going so I might not go but then also I feel like i should bc we so rarely all get together and it’s stressing me OUT
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Work is starting to plan the Xmas do but I’m not really vibing with the plans so far and some of my faves aren’t going so I might not go but then also I feel like i should bc we so rarely all get together and it’s stressing me OUT
Just put Alan in it again. As a traitor. Again.
BREAKING: BBC has officially announced the second series of The Celebrity Traitors. It will air in 2026.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Just put Alan in it again. As a traitor. Again.
Oldest selfie on your phone
2014, doing the walk of shame during Brighton pride 😬😬
2014, doing the walk of shame during Brighton pride 😬😬
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
2014, doing the walk of shame during Brighton pride 😬😬
2014, doing the walk of shame during Brighton pride 😬😬
It’s got to the point where I interact with hearing aid users so much my brain thinks it’s weird to see ppl not wearing them
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It’s got to the point where I interact with hearing aid users so much my brain thinks it’s weird to see ppl not wearing them
When the robot war happens and I have to k*ll the AI lady who explains things through song
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When the robot war happens and I have to k*ll the AI lady who explains things through song
Dyou think the rest of the world knows that the UK just shuts the fuck up for 2 minutes every year in November?
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dyou think the rest of the world knows that the UK just shuts the fuck up for 2 minutes every year in November?
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It remains that everything I have ever learned about Mr. Beast has been against my will.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It remains that everything I have ever learned about Mr. Beast has been against my will.
It’s not even 9am and I already wanna go home I cannot be ARSED today
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
It’s not even 9am and I already wanna go home I cannot be ARSED today
I HATE when you become obsessed with an album from a band that just hasn’t made any music since like what do you MEAN you made a banger of a debut album then dipped 😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I HATE when you become obsessed with an album from a band that just hasn’t made any music since like what do you MEAN you made a banger of a debut album then dipped 😭😭😭
Am already bored af of the fireworks please make it stop
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Am already bored af of the fireworks please make it stop
Completely forgot it was guy fawkes and wondered why the FUCK I could hear fireworks before 6pm
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Completely forgot it was guy fawkes and wondered why the FUCK I could hear fireworks before 6pm
Excited for Rogue and Gambit in rivals but I stg if they don’t give them slutty lil outfits in their first season I’ll riot
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Excited for Rogue and Gambit in rivals but I stg if they don’t give them slutty lil outfits in their first season I’ll riot
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Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations!
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind.
It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
Good morning congrats New York for getting a hot socialist mayor 🥰🥰
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Good morning congrats New York for getting a hot socialist mayor 🥰🥰
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