David Kepner
@dkepner.bsky.social
Actor ♐️ Caffeinated. Top 1% of Hans Zimmer listeners.📍Los Angeles. (he/him)
https://linktr.ee/Davidkepner
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Thank you for those who’ve purchased already! And it’s only Day 1?!! ❤️🙏
Get your fav before I sell out! All dice sets are $25!
Get your fav before I sell out! All dice sets are $25!
I believe everyone deserves to have a set of shiny click-clacks, so I hope this helps ❤️
Next week, every set of dice in my shop will be reduced to $25. I hope this makes the holiday gifting season more accessible for you!
#holidaysale #handcrafted #dnd #smallbusiness #geeky #shiny
Next week, every set of dice in my shop will be reduced to $25. I hope this makes the holiday gifting season more accessible for you!
#holidaysale #handcrafted #dnd #smallbusiness #geeky #shiny
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thank you for those who’ve purchased already! And it’s only Day 1?!! ❤️🙏
Get your fav before I sell out! All dice sets are $25!
Get your fav before I sell out! All dice sets are $25!
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This is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play Link (1/2).
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play Link (1/2).
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
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Hahaha Trump literally set him free because he empathized with his pathological lying hahahaha
Breaking News: President Trump commuted the prison sentence of George Santos, the New York Republican who was expelled from Congress. Santos had reported to prison in July after he was sentenced to serve more than 7 years for financial fraud. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hahaha Trump literally set him free because he empathized with his pathological lying hahahaha
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BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This Week's Onion Magazine:
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The WGA’s statement on ABC’s decision to pull “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
September 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The WGA’s statement on ABC’s decision to pull “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
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Just remember who condemned political violence today and how they will choose to do nothing about it
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Just remember who condemned political violence today and how they will choose to do nothing about it
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Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?
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Politicizing tragedy is always out of bounds and a horrific desecration of the victim if it’s in service of trying to prevent future tragedy by taking obvious and proved remedies.
But it’s perfectly fine if it’s in service of demonizing an out-group for retaliation with literally zero .
But it’s perfectly fine if it’s in service of demonizing an out-group for retaliation with literally zero .
Fox News' Jason Chaffetz: "I don’t think it was a coincidence that the shot rang out when you have a question about transgender mass shootings. Hopefully I am wrong. I will probably get criticized for jumping to conclusions... I don’t think that is a coincidence but we will see."
September 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Politicizing tragedy is always out of bounds and a horrific desecration of the victim if it’s in service of trying to prevent future tragedy by taking obvious and proved remedies.
But it’s perfectly fine if it’s in service of demonizing an out-group for retaliation with literally zero .
But it’s perfectly fine if it’s in service of demonizing an out-group for retaliation with literally zero .
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I hope you're all off of work this Labor Day! Relax, play some d&d, and escape into an imaginary world where capitalism and fascism don't exist 💩
🐈⬛ Shop here: MadMyrtleDice.com
#sale #dice #shopsmall #smallbusiness #dnd #resindice #handcrafted #laborday #madmyrtle
🐈⬛ Shop here: MadMyrtleDice.com
#sale #dice #shopsmall #smallbusiness #dnd #resindice #handcrafted #laborday #madmyrtle
August 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I hope you're all off of work this Labor Day! Relax, play some d&d, and escape into an imaginary world where capitalism and fascism don't exist 💩
🐈⬛ Shop here: MadMyrtleDice.com
#sale #dice #shopsmall #smallbusiness #dnd #resindice #handcrafted #laborday #madmyrtle
🐈⬛ Shop here: MadMyrtleDice.com
#sale #dice #shopsmall #smallbusiness #dnd #resindice #handcrafted #laborday #madmyrtle
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ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment.
Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
June 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment.
Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
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April 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Nintendo Switch 2 console preorder direct links for tonight (9 PM PT)
Console
Best Buy buff.ly/9Ftz212
Target buff.ly/sl7yVYY
Walmart buff.ly/RbjOzp6
Mario Kart bundle
Best Buy buff.ly/dbbpuiz
Target buff.ly/FaV4rIV
Walmart buff.ly/2pwYwGZ
Newegg
Sam's Club
no time announced for Newegg/Sam's
Console
Best Buy buff.ly/9Ftz212
Target buff.ly/sl7yVYY
Walmart buff.ly/RbjOzp6
Mario Kart bundle
Best Buy buff.ly/dbbpuiz
Target buff.ly/FaV4rIV
Walmart buff.ly/2pwYwGZ
Newegg
Sam's Club
no time announced for Newegg/Sam's
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✨ Wanderlust ✨ absolutely in love with this set!
Set of 7 #sharp-edge standard #dice. Features a clear shell with dice blank insert. The insert features a clear base with copper #shimmer, dark purple cornflowers, and copper foil with a white #hand-painted frame. Inked in white.
MadMyrtleDice.com
Set of 7 #sharp-edge standard #dice. Features a clear shell with dice blank insert. The insert features a clear base with copper #shimmer, dark purple cornflowers, and copper foil with a white #hand-painted frame. Inked in white.
MadMyrtleDice.com
April 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
✨ Wanderlust ✨ absolutely in love with this set!
Set of 7 #sharp-edge standard #dice. Features a clear shell with dice blank insert. The insert features a clear base with copper #shimmer, dark purple cornflowers, and copper foil with a white #hand-painted frame. Inked in white.
MadMyrtleDice.com
Set of 7 #sharp-edge standard #dice. Features a clear shell with dice blank insert. The insert features a clear base with copper #shimmer, dark purple cornflowers, and copper foil with a white #hand-painted frame. Inked in white.
MadMyrtleDice.com
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Let's be clear that this thing Trump just said about having no trade deficits with any country would be far more radical, more disruptive, and more expensive, than every single leftist dream you have ever heard put together, including Medicare for All, Guaranteed Housing, and Universal Basic Income.
April 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Let's be clear that this thing Trump just said about having no trade deficits with any country would be far more radical, more disruptive, and more expensive, than every single leftist dream you have ever heard put together, including Medicare for All, Guaranteed Housing, and Universal Basic Income.
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Gamers…. your feudal lords and monarch have taken away your Mario bread. Now is the time to rise up
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Nintendo delays Switch 2 pre-orders in response to Trump tariffs
Proposed tariffs could raise prices by nearly 50%
www.polygon.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Gamers…. your feudal lords and monarch have taken away your Mario bread. Now is the time to rise up
www.polygon.com/nintendo-swi...
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Went as my himboy Leon Kennedy for our first con at Anime Impulse. I almost bought his body pillow too. 😏 Gotta say the energy at these things is pretty electric.
Thanks @theselenaprice.bsky.social for the invite!!
#anime #convention #residentevil4 #cosplay #leonkennedy
Thanks @theselenaprice.bsky.social for the invite!!
#anime #convention #residentevil4 #cosplay #leonkennedy
February 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Went as my himboy Leon Kennedy for our first con at Anime Impulse. I almost bought his body pillow too. 😏 Gotta say the energy at these things is pretty electric.
Thanks @theselenaprice.bsky.social for the invite!!
#anime #convention #residentevil4 #cosplay #leonkennedy
Thanks @theselenaprice.bsky.social for the invite!!
#anime #convention #residentevil4 #cosplay #leonkennedy
@theselenaprice.bsky.social introduced me to Love and Deepspace and I’m scared for her
February 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
@theselenaprice.bsky.social introduced me to Love and Deepspace and I’m scared for her
Monster Hunter Wilds is good and all but the monsters are too cute to kill sorry won’t do it
February 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Monster Hunter Wilds is good and all but the monsters are too cute to kill sorry won’t do it