Dirt Elf
@dirtelf.bsky.social
Keep cis dudes from getting uppity by casually calling it a "biostrap"
September 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Keep cis dudes from getting uppity by casually calling it a "biostrap"
Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that lululemon and lularoe were not the same thing and also that labubu is neither of those things.
July 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that lululemon and lularoe were not the same thing and also that labubu is neither of those things.
Coming back to the US from Japan, grimacing my way through immigration control like "how do you do fellow patriots, I definitely live here on purpose and harbor no opinions that our glorious leader may disapprove of."
April 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Coming back to the US from Japan, grimacing my way through immigration control like "how do you do fellow patriots, I definitely live here on purpose and harbor no opinions that our glorious leader may disapprove of."
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It's only Tuesday morning and I've already been to both the veterinary urgent care and the human urgent care this week. Shaping up bad, lads.
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It's only Tuesday morning and I've already been to both the veterinary urgent care and the human urgent care this week. Shaping up bad, lads.
Thinkin bout... Japan
March 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Thinkin bout... Japan
Have you ever seen a creature more blissfully relaxed than Bramble on a heated blanket? I've never slept this well in my entire life.
March 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Have you ever seen a creature more blissfully relaxed than Bramble on a heated blanket? I've never slept this well in my entire life.
Skill issue. Men, git gud.
Young women are now consistently earning more than their male counterparts for the first time, according to a report that warns of a social “crisis” gripping young men
The lost boys: how a generation of young men fell behind women on pay
www.thetimes.com
March 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Skill issue. Men, git gud.
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bless you Robert Eggers, no one's doing it freaky style but still historically accurate like you my guy
February 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
bless you Robert Eggers, no one's doing it freaky style but still historically accurate like you my guy
Thank god "Pink Pony Club" didn't come out when bronies were at the peak of their cultural dominance. Can you imagine?
February 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Thank god "Pink Pony Club" didn't come out when bronies were at the peak of their cultural dominance. Can you imagine?
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The Hunt for Red October (1990)
February 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Hunt for Red October (1990)
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any other country in the world: so the groundhog is…
america: gifted with clairvoyance yes
america: gifted with clairvoyance yes
February 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
any other country in the world: so the groundhog is…
america: gifted with clairvoyance yes
america: gifted with clairvoyance yes
I'm gonna be honest, even in my bleakest and most dire moments I would not have put "planes literally falling out of the sky" on my Trump Presidency 2.0 bingo card.
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'm gonna be honest, even in my bleakest and most dire moments I would not have put "planes literally falling out of the sky" on my Trump Presidency 2.0 bingo card.
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Is there a more cucked man on planet earth than a WWE referee?
Just completely and utterly powerless begging these big beef bois to pwease follow the rules.
Just completely and utterly powerless begging these big beef bois to pwease follow the rules.
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is there a more cucked man on planet earth than a WWE referee?
Just completely and utterly powerless begging these big beef bois to pwease follow the rules.
Just completely and utterly powerless begging these big beef bois to pwease follow the rules.
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ain't that a mood
January 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
ain't that a mood
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it’s a Christmas fucking miracle
December 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
it’s a Christmas fucking miracle
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Call this peacock JD Vance the way he's tryna fuck a couch.
December 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Call this peacock JD Vance the way he's tryna fuck a couch.
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The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny
November 29, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny
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AI is changing everything. In particular it’s putting a thing you don’t want to accidentally touch in all of your favorite apps
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
AI is changing everything. In particular it’s putting a thing you don’t want to accidentally touch in all of your favorite apps
I simply love to receive a message from my doctor's office saying "we are closely watching for any changes in the federal government that may impact your healthcare" what extremely normal times to be living in 🙃
November 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I simply love to receive a message from my doctor's office saying "we are closely watching for any changes in the federal government that may impact your healthcare" what extremely normal times to be living in 🙃